Ari Shaffir is a hideous kike whose head is as narrow as Dory from Finding Nemo

15  2019-06-14 by PastorAnderson

I give his netflix special 6 Stars of David.

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Who else loved his opening (((don't have kids))) bit?

Never saw it

It's on netflix, I came across it tonight. Yes of course I mean I jizzed on my tv.

Oof. Corny bastard.

Oof indeed! You have oofed 1110 time(s).


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jesus thats an excessive amount of oofing.

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I was trying to preemptively take the piss out of someone going after low hanging fruit but I sure have egg on my face now.

Do you have kids?

No!!!!

No, because I've been living life according to The Jew's plan, but that's changed.

I’m making America great again.

The Jew treats his host country as a parasite does a host; if you fail to remove the parasite, you will be consumed from within.

You sound like a real worrywart.

Really? That’s what makes you mad?

Shoo kike

Only a quarter.

I'm glad my phone still has this saved on the "paste" function:

I’m only a quarter one of those.

/redmeridian The Jew will find it increasingly harder to remain inconspicuous as more people become aware of him.

Yeah right.

The Jew will appear to grow bold when backed into a corner, however this is a trick.

I’m not a Jew, guys.

Hi not a jew, guys., I'm dad.

No of course you aren’t. You’re only a 1/4 demonic shapeshifter.

But call him a jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: ‘I’ve been found out.’

Ari's stand up is just OK. But his podcast appearances are always great!

It was continuously downhill from The Amazing Racist.

Every once in a while he'll hit a 5-7/10 bit. But man he was brutal on that show of his on comedy central. Comes across so fucking try hard.

His stand up has gotten really good lately. His Jew hour is fantastic. He's great on podcasts. He told the traditional entertainment industry to suck his balls. I hope that people who besmirch his character are killed in a bus fire if the diabetes doesn't get them first.

And just think, he only had to kiss Mitzi Shore's ass for a full decade bedore getting any traction in the entertainment industry.

And suck the fame out of Rogans dick. Tell me more about his “integrity”, as he does sober October with Rogan and Burt. Fake ass bitch.

soctober?

Anybody who names themselves after Redbar's dog is obviously a comedy expert. Who are the bring back group approved comedians? Other than Mike David, of course.

Imagine gushing this hard over a rat faced kike like Ari Shaffir.

I hope his family in Israel all die in a missile strike.

If only Hamas was a formidable opponent.

Those arabs are just useless.

It's not for nothing, they are basically airstriked like fish in a barrel if they throw rocks or a "rocket" lands 500m from a field in Israel.

Comedy gold right there.