When I see shit like this it reminds me why I’m done with the sea.

I swam across one reef ages ago and then it just dropped to a black fucking pit. Straight away my mind just said “fuck the sea, fuck water, fuck the fish”.

They can all suck on sue lightning’s pecker.

What would you do if when you next took a shit you looked down and saw that thing's face in your bowl?

Move to India.

Line uh tha day

If i saw anything’s face in the bowl as i’m taking a shit I’d walk away with a turtle head and proud that nothing ate my asshole out.

I did have to take a piss in some downtrodden third world hut when I was literally next to the river nile. I thought the walls were wet or something then i realised the glistening on the walls were swarms and swarms of flies. Soon as I started pissing these things went ape shit and I’m not ashamed to say I yelped and ran out while my dick was still pissing.

really sandor clegane?

The sea is a cunt.

😂

Forget space, the real horror is in the depths of the ocean where evolution has been producing and mutating heinous acts for millions of years.

That's how emcees announce Jim on stage

Fortunately, years of French underwater combat training are paying off as The Opester keeps these devil's from reaching the shore

Too big to be Jimmy

The spice must flow