Shitter in the streets, inadequate in the sheets.

Also inadequate in the streets, and a shitter in the sheets.

Shitty fakers, shitty shit takers

an angel in the streets, a shitter in the sheets

This is what the average Indian who claims to be light skin and of aryan descent looks like

He certainly does

Bert and Brezhnev have better eyebrows than this gentleman.

His name is David and he wants to know the three numbers of the back of your credit card

I wanna swing a running lawn mower at his face like a baseball bat

You sound very strong.

Nanjianis are a wealthy and politically influential family in Pakistan. This asshole grew up more privileged in a third world country than most people do in America.

Hate this guy's perpetually resting 'smug douche' face.

He needs to bomb on-stage, the same way his cousins bomb countries

Why does he part his eyebrows?

His face came on TV last night after the blues won the cup and all's I could think was thank God he's not in St Louis someones shoe was going to take a cookie slide while celebrating in the street.

I just saw a trailer for some new movie where he plays an Uber driver, and Drax is this huge out of control cop that makes him drive him around, basically “Collateral” but a comedy. This guy has absolutely zero charisma or charm on screen, he’s about as interesting as lobby art in a Motel 6. I have no idea why they cast him in this part which is clearly not in his wheelhouse, nothing funny or fun is in his wheelhouse. I have no clue how he rose to even B list fame, his face is enraging to look at and he’s a smug liberal fucking douchebag.

They probably wanted TJ Miller for this, but got stuck with the street shitter due to some awful diversity quota mandate.

there are "vacant portapotties over there", you say?

Rape in the sheets, shit on the streets