“It was because of threesomes I settled” sure it was with another woman Anth... why would a man rush to silence his ex because of him with 2 woman instead of touting about it. Sure guy we believe you.

64  2019-06-13 by xterraroc

61 comments

Keep in mind these are two people exiting a courtroom somehow dressed as though they are about to try out waterbeds at bobs discount furniture and take home a fistful of free cookies for use at a birthday party.

Kudos my word artist friend.

Ty sir. The disguise I have with myself for being a fan of the show for nearly two decades is nearly cleansed by the upvotes.

There was vibrating eggs back then.

Yeah. When you're a "shock Jock". Would have only helped him.

She did a spit roast with Ant and Joe. That's what he didn't want to come out.

Pathetic if true.

Oh its true, just trantH was in the middle.

Whatsup w the H behind the names?

make it sound more faggy sir.

That woman looks repulsive

I know we don’t like 🐜H here, but show some kindness, sir.

There's not a fucking pic of her without the smoke in her hand. She probably looks 80 at this point, what a hah. No wonder ant went the other way and became a pedo. I hate him for it, but I understand how he got there

You need look at pictures before she was married to ant, wow she was fucking hot.

You mean when she was fucking Joe?

There are only 2 photos of her I’ve ever seen here. Share please.

On the old sub someone pointed out that she looks like Ron Pearlman and I can't unsee it.

Reminds me of the ugly girl on Curb Your Enthusiasm who tells the blind pianist she's a model.

SAMCRO’s arch-nemesis

Jesus Christ, I couldn’t figure out who she looked like, fucking spot on

Yeah its stuck in my head now will never be unseen. Thank you sir now I know why joeH fucked her.

Ron Perlman mixed with a bullfrog.

What a monkey lip. Don’t forget joe had her first

add to the fact that joe fucked her first

imagine you're anthony in his antwan kumiya descartes phase

you just married her

what a miserable life

What a fucking sea hag. The woman on the right is also not attractive.

They look like they should have been at Chernobyl. Unfortunately they weren't.

He always acts like he got fucked in court, and its because he did. The dumb faggot purposefully got the worst lawyer he could find

She had a lot of dirt that would blow up his on air persona.

It wasn't that - he caved the morning she was going to put him on the stand.

He was gonna be asked something under oath that he (a radio "shock jock") didn't want to answer, and would rather pay hundreds of thousands in alimony than admit to it.

I wonder what it could be?

That's Anthony and Buster Poindexter in a wig.

Is that Sam's mom?

Remember that ol' camel spider fingers is the best Anthony "I always got girls" Cumia could do before he got money.

I remember on the show he said she was “hot” and Opie went silent.

I've heard him say she had a great body. She looks sloppy as fuck.

That guy on the right looks like Cha-Ka from Land of the Lost.

Is that his ex-wife?

Yeah... “ she was hot”

He got Jocelyn Wildenstein until she fucked up her face huh.

What a fucking pig.

she's got Sam Roberts' Simian upper lip

As fun as that would be, sadly no.

But it does highlight the beginnings of his obsession with MUCH younger ladies. See, he brought a 19 year old into bed with that...what appears to be a smoking Basset Hound. Things fell apart when he'd fuck the younger one while the wife was taking a shower or simply not around at all. Threesomes are only threesomes if there's three of you. Having a two-some without your wife is just cheating.

Young pussy will always be an avenue of self-destruction for this dope. Imagine blowing literal millions of dollars because you just HAVE TO fuck little girls.

My...other...account was banned for three days for "harassment". Apparently all you need to do to harass somebody on Reddit is username mention them. Such is life.

I heard him tell that story before but I’m still not buying it. The man’s a pathological liar... Danny Ross said the tree house incident he actually did get blown by that kid. The story how he lost his virginity he said she was built like a man. The young girls he dates look like young boys, we know of Sue and from Dani he sticks eggs up his ass. His ex wife look at he... she could kick his ass, she’s got him by 40 lbs. I think he full blown mo.

D'fuq you think you talkin' to.

Lmao!!! I follow your other account. Sorry man... I should have known by the name. I’m sure you’re happy as shit to be have those people out of your life. The Cumia’s are the lowest form of life.

Joe's just a "hanger-on". No different than Fred or one of the other people that just have a nickname. So. Joe was never "in my life."

The Anthony thing is a bummer I guess, because save for all the disgusting bullshit I learned & fucking each others women, we did have chill times and got along famously. The thing about him is that he's not used to anybody NOT sucking his cock so the minute you have a difference of opinion, you'll just be replaced with somebody who will. I got over my "starstruck" phase around 2005. It was like working for the Wizard of Oz. You get there, you pull the curtain back, and it's just two gas station attendants from Commack.

I get it. I was a huge fan of his, I would be just as star struck. I’m sure the good times were amazing and he seems to be very generous with his inner circle of friends but at a cost of your dignity... not worth it.

Define generous.

I hated when he'd pay for shit. I'm not your bitch. I make a salary. I'm good. I got to go to casinos for free and drink his beers. He offered to pay for my hair but I turned him down.

Rather age gracefully than look like Rue McClanahan.

Pay for your hair! That’s beyond odd but it kinda makes me think... is it possible he was attracted to you? He bought Sue tits or was he always paying for odd things for his inner circle?

Lol no. Just another balding guy looking to do another balding a solid. It was admirable at the time. It's just not me.

Bald is in ! I’m bald too, started early 30’s. The guy is really beyond bizarre, I would loan a friend money if he asked to get hair but I wouldn’t come out and say it. What crazy shit did he buy other things people that were odd if you don’t mind me asking.

What's the opposite of Liposuction? I think that's what he got Fred from Brooklyn.

Lol what a bunch a vain elderly men. What do you think of beige frequency documentary? Was it accurate? I know it was on the basis of being comedic but were his facts straight?

You're talking about the guy like he's fucking Werner Herzog. Who the fuck is that and what the fuck did he make.

He made a documentary about Anthony on YouTube.

Hard to listen to. Maybe he should redub the video after his balls drop.

Did her name rhyme with Belinda? I wonder what dirt “lobster girl” has. That was a long relationship

That Bassett hound comment got a niggas ribs hurtin.

But what about YOURS?

She looks like what I’d imagine New Jersey would look like if it was a human being.

She looks like the Grinch

I never really thought this through til now.