Say hello to Philip Marma for us, also maybe reconsider.

See ya later, stupid. Say hello to Philip and Qadan for us.

Hey man!! Happy “reddit” Birthday 🎂 !!! That’s awesome 👏

If any other man besides you had said that to me I would kill them where they stood.

Fuck you I want to watch First Contact now.

Solid flick. That and his Moby Dick speech make like that British fruit.

True. Although the original Melville quote is way better:

He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it.

Imagine dying before Tomlinson has a mental breakdown -- which is inevitable -- and goes nuts and trashes Hooligans. There's so much to live for, brother. Faggot posts, Not Faggot posts and class action Tort suits against users with names like 'RapistWithHIV'.

You'll get through this.

Why not just get some heroin, stupid?

Did you hear the one about the Polak that wanted to kill himself? Did ya hear about this? Anyone???

Apparently he used polish remover!

Edit: BTW, have you contacted your bank to have them stop payment? You could contact your employer and have them just issue a new one if they can cancel it. If you explain your situation to your employer, they may even be able to give you an advance until this gets settled if she already cashed it.

Give Ol' Anthony Cumia a call. I'm sure he'll pay for your meds. He helps out people in need all the time. He'll lend anyone a hand from ages 8 to 80.

At least that's what he said that time he got caught trying to fuck a child.

Hey all you need is a dress and some makeup

Or Snapchat video filter... I’ve been told with that filter I’m a fuckable thinner Amy Schumer

Get a payday loan, stupid.

If you literally kill yourself because your sister stole one paycheck and you decided to end it all because you can't get a payday loan, how do you think it'll look in the afterlife? You think you're getting into heaven with that story? Ever hear of a deadly sin called sloth?

I feel like I was robbed of a vos plug.

You have no idea how much I wanted to do it.

Okaaay, but somebody's gonna miss the sex robots.

How much are your meds?

Those scummmmbagggggs in the Pharmaceutical Industry are really motherfucking you.

(I hope you're not serious, bro. Don't kill yourself just get addicted to Krokodil or something. I don't know.)

Ya, ya. We pay for this guys meds and the next thing we know his sister is vacation hoppin’, awoight.

If you're serious I can spot you

Ha?

Can never tell if people are serious when they post this shit, but you know that's the most selfish way to go and leaves the people who love you in pain, and it's not fair to them. Call emergency services wherever you live and tell them what you told us. You need a psychiatric hold and mental health assistance.

Are you going to at least livestream it? Generations of your ancestors didn't struggle so you could throw it all away and not even livestream it.

We can crowd fund a plane tix, mate

Don't do it, buddy.

The night my grandfather died, a deck of cards was thrown across my bedroom as I was getting ready to go to bed. If you can, do something similar with Ant's egg. Ot at least pop all of Joe's guitar strings.

If you want. I'm an occultfag so your ghost would be the least scary spirit in the room.

Holy shit this was a funny comment chain. A suicidal faggot threatening some Ouiji board goth faggot with being a ghost, then the goth faggot informs the soon to be ghost that he'll be nothing compared to the other spirits at the seance 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Not even going to offer to livestream it for us?

12gauge or go home.

TOE TRIGGER

You're not dignified. Die like the attention whore you are.

If possible, please haunt the living Cumias & feel free to rape the ghosts of the dead ones. toodles.

Do you anyone you could hit up for heroin or street painkillers? You could probably get a “loan”

You need to figure out a way to live longer, people’s court part 2 is inevitable. I’d feel bad if you missed it buddy

I never liked you.

You brazen cunt. I might not do it just to piss you off.

Let's not do anything rash like postponing your lonely end.

Hey bro livestream it so we know you’re for real

/u/patrickstomlinson is to blame for all of this

Try to die near some stray dogs so they have something to eat and/or hump tonight.

Nah, but really, don't off yourself. There are much shittier people strutting around as we speak.

I am sure you can tell who i am from my nick, please don't do anything crazy, i like you. Lets talk if you are on discord

Ill try to win one. Im sorry to hear that, you have influenced a lot of the things i think about in a good way and im really grateful for that. Hopefully you are still going to be alive tomorrow, but if not see you later on the other side.

Now kiss

If you can make it through the withdrawl it might be worth it to keep living. Been there. You can just go to the emergency room whenever you get symptoms. Fuck the bill just be a Cumia for once and leech resources. Or you can jump off a bridge, but that kinda sucks.

And there's got to be something you can do if she cashed your check no? That's fraud right?

Everyone on here is such a faggot. You're not gonna die.

/u/Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs even pussied out. If anyone here had the kind of stoicism Marma had we wouldn't even be hearing about your bullshit.

Don't bother repenting, suicide sends you straight to hell

Can you please give me gold before you blow your brains out?

You can't take it with you and all that.

Thanks buddy.

:)

Take an ibuprofen

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We should do a "top 10 list of reasons you almost killed yourself."

I'll start!

One time I seriously considered suicide because I couldn't find my keys. I'm rich and stuff, so it wasn't money problems. I was working on a rental house that I own out of state and I couldn't find my keys to save my life. (Get it? lol)

After four hours of searching, it just seemed utterly absurd that I'd managed to lose my keys IN AN EMPTY HOUSE.

Naturally, all you guys know where the keys were at the whole time, but it never occurred to me.

Bye