I have a pretty good feeling it will work this time though. Everyone deserves a 27th chance.

Don't ask me, I'm just a professional gambler!

Honestly, it probably will. I think he finally realized that this is ruining his life, and it is time to turn things around and be happy again.

We are praying for you Artie! Love ya Miss ya!

I loath liberals’ arguments that start with “if the offender was black...,” but all they have to do is show one of the 26 accounts Artie has been given a slap on wrist for the next 200 years.

and then ill show them OJ and Jussie

Dey dindu nuffin

Ugh

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I can't wait until he's actually reasonably clean for a while, his tolerance decreases, and he overdoses. Think he'll last the rest of the year?

What’s the point of this song and dance? Just let the man do drug.

Hes turning black. Flat wide nose, big lips and dark skin.

So ridiculous that i went to jail for fucking weed and all he gets is a 26th chance.

going to jail for drug posession is retarded anyway. guy is still working, paying his taxes etc. let him have a little fun!

Hey, boringoneliner, just a quick heads-up:
posession is actually spelled possession. You can remember it by two s’s in the middle and two at the end.
Have a nice day!

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Hey /u/CommonMisspellingBot, just a quick heads up:
Your spelling hints are really shitty because they're all essentially "remember the fucking spelling of the fucking word".

And your fucking delete function doesn't work. You're useless.

Have a nice day!

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Retartie is doing great, better than ever! He loves and appreciates his fans! HBO's "Crashing"! Tell Howard he sends his love!

Faux hawk, ugh.