He’s definitely putting on some lbs.

It's just the cum equivalent of water weight

We bullied him into not wearing them

Now bully him for breathing.

can’t remember who said it, but it’s hard not to notice his “bus driver shoes”

Manhattan traffic really motherfucked me

That’s actually the best I’ve ever seen him look

Those egg whites have really allowed him to shed those flabby tits he was getting back. Needs to go lighter on the mustard, that's what the problem was.

Sam switched his prep with tic tacs.

Thinks white blood cells are sssscumbags.