For God so loved the sub, that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish but have everlasting shitposting against half man half bovine creatures and fat pedophiles who scribe blasphemy in thy own self published works.

that big pancreatic cancer ward in the sky

Damn, imagine dying & spending eternity in an ethereal cancer ward.

Sounds lovely

Oy vey. Shut heaven down!

Marma is definitely sitting in a better place than an eternal cancer ward, poor soul already went through. RIP Phil.

pulitzer pat and war hero joe won. purriod.

also, opie is an active pedophile

As opposed to inactive pedos

I think I only downvote you because it's part of the bit. You are autistically persistent to the point of almost being admirable

Dude he is, his commitment gives me the giggles sometimes. The back and forth with ichise8 and ichise9 over on opienanthony.com is hilarious. Real Jesus vs Antichrist shit.

His devotion to this God awful bit is so fucking funny

There was a thread a day ago, maybe two. Where ichise8 and ichise9 over on opienanthony.com kept going back and forth. It may be two people with different accounts, but I want to believe its just one fucking dude giving us all a big show and laugh. If true, that shit is fucking funny.

Get back over on opienanthony.com so I can further down vote you, faggot.

Is this real? What happened?

The mods deleted the poor little mugs essay.

Nah he deleted his account before he left us.

Opienanthony.com

I was a lurker during the days of Phillip Marma's infamous "I'm dying" post. There were some truly hillarious comments on there. But what did Phillip Marma actually do for the sub that made him such a transcendent sub member? Was he a mod, Cumia harasser, gig canceller ETC?

I'll hang up and listen.

what did Phillip Marma actually do for the sub

He died for the sub.

"I was there when jesus was nailed to a cross but what did he actually do for us?" - is this guy shutting me?

I guess just yielding us an opportunity for the "Nice pancreas, stupid." comment alone is really enough.

I thought maybe he had a Fonner or Kuhn type moment I didn't know about. What do I know, I'm a faggot.

He was an active sub member who was an all-around cool guy, basically. I felt like less of a creep for associating with the rest of you people with him around.

He truly was the shining light in our dark quest to identify niggers and faggots.

Every single thing that you said is 100% true. This man is a truth speaker

I told him "quit dying, stupid" and he instantly wrote back, "I'm trying, stupid!" And it really gave me a chuckle because it rhymed

He cracked a couple good jokes. You can find a couple of them in those “top 8000 posts” threads in subs that were newer than this one when they got the axe.

He said "thanks for all the laughs" and I thought about that shit for over a week, because all I do on here is make stupid jokes and one-liners but a man dying of cancer thought they were funny enough to remember and thank me for.

It felt all cosmically significant and shit. Those are rare when you're not on acid.

Leviticus is very clear about our existence.

IF things were to go south here, where would Phillip want us to regroup?

https://opienanthony.com

i heard a chorus singing mass reading while reading this post in latin

He was a couple of weeks away from death and he took the time to console me over the death of my dog. He was too good for this shithole planet.

Just found you guys again; stay strong and thanks for honoring my brother’s memory.