The psychology behind Joe being "happy" with Carol :
40 2019-06-11 by Jesuskush666
The reason why Joe has settled with Carol or vice versa is simple. She has blonde hair, and is Caucasian, though barely, is enough for Joe Cumia (African) to view her as a prize. Forget that she has kids from someone else or that she's a literal witch. Joe could probably snag up a woman 20 years his junior but she might not be "aryan" See people like Joe and Anthony were raised to serve their white masters, Opie being one of many. That's why Anthony thinks fucking trailer trash is commendable simply cause they have white skin and maybe white parents. Joe believes he's got a trophy wife because of her weak aryan bloodline. Joe hates being African but can never admit it. He's just another black rapper dating a white woman. He got the girl.
12 comments
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-06-11
Pretty much. The irony being that carol clearly spent her whole life tanning to achieve a darker complexion.
1 SirSodomy 2019-06-11
And in the end, she’s a dried up, wrinkly old bag and for what? To look like a piece of dried up ham in her 20s?
1 throwawawyy2 2019-06-11
Lmao LIBTARD. FYI shes a SQUIRTER!!
1 TheOneWhoDox 2019-06-11
The Cumia’s will never be a white bloodline because their male offspring are born gay or sterile
1 McGowan9 2019-06-11
Joe couldn't produce a son (weak sperm,) Dawn's kid has Fat Opie's name and Anthony is a homosexual. Looks like the Cumia bloodline is finished anyway. Praise His name!
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-06-11
there are still Berber strands of the Abu Qumiyyah family in Tunisia. Joseph Cumia Sr. was a gay renegade and outcast of his family.
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-06-11
she has the legs of in-her-early-30s Heidi Klum.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-06-11
Someone else had a similar sentiment and I don't understand it. Why do people think Joe could easily get with a 35-40 year old woman? He's an ugly unemployed baby boomer with a 57 IQ score who's in a fucking tribute band. He has multiple kids, is completely bald, and constantly shows how deeply unpleasant he is on social media. He gets an allowance from his little brother. He could never get any girl above his ugliness level unless she's severely damaged in some way
1 Kurt_Love 2019-06-11
Nobody said he could. They're explaining him choosing Carol over loneliness.
1 late_50s_why 2019-06-11
He can probably get one from Asia along with her whole family or something
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-06-11
Yeah, Asian people just love when you're unemployed and dependant on your family for money
1 late_50s_why 2019-06-11
They'd just apply for welfare once they in
With they whole family