Got a vasectomy in his 60's because he was afraid of knocking up a catchers mit. Jealousy will get you nowhere.

59  2019-06-11 by BeakersRedBush

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Couple of days with frozen peas on your lap, couple of decades of daily T injections. No big deal.

Well yeah but its probably a pretty safe bet that Joe's swimmers quit working and started a cover band about the same time Joe did.

2-Goo

The doctor thought he was retarded but hey, at least he paid cash.

I love that he bragged about paying cash as if that’s even a thing. Rich people do not use cash for anything. Nice O&A lottery, stupid.

Shit, I make car payments and property tax payments with a rewards credit card. You'd have to be a Joe Cumia not to.

"Yeah so I got this one free tooth coupon..."

Shit, the whole point of that post was to get asspats for being a big boy and not crying at the dentist like he was a fucking fifth grader.

😎

What a disgusting couple.

Is anybody supposed to believe she can actually bear a child still? At her age even if she ‘miraculously’ did that baby would be even more retarded than Joe.

catchers mit

I've used that phrase describing a woman in mixed company. Bravo, sir.

Hold up, Joe really did this?

Yes, he revealed it when he was trying to get some feminists to turn against us. They didn't bite, so he stuck around and chatted about birth control with them.

Did you guys explain to him that a mans butthole isn’t fit for pregnancy?

Joe gets confused easily.

Ericclapton Cumia is almost definitely not Joe's child. Every picture he shares openly to every animal comprising the entirety of humanity to legally and freely.. shall we say.. "inspect".. make her look light-eyed, fair-skinned, and her hair almost strawberry blonde. Yet he's a Sicilian Moor pigshit-Italian Southern mutt.

Although these people are genetic abominations, their genes (dark hair, dark eyes, excessive body hair, self-assured retardation) have all dominant alleles. So Ericclapton should have dark features: dark hair/eyes/furry arms like the rest of Long Island.

My dad and aunt were both born in Tuscany, northern Italy where blond hair and light eyes are common. She married a Neapolitan gorilla and all those cousins look basically like Golliwog. My dad had sense and married an Aryan poster child, and I have blue eyes, my sister's green, and light brown/dark blond hair.

Idk, isn't Dawn's kid pretty fair too?

Not sure. I leave Dawn alone because she seems like a respectable, wage-earning, non-child-molesting, only mildly racist member of society and woman of Gwad.

She also cashes allowance checks from her child predator brother and most of her "jobs" have been multi-level marketing scams, so she's not an innocent one either.

Dawn is married to an albino though.

Yeah so what if Joe's baby mama is one too is the point I'm making

please post pics of your sister, i swear to fuck i won't splooge on them, you have my word :)

I'd do it if I were you Ramon. He seems sincere.

While I definitely have no reservations trusting the ironclad word of an AlkieFuck, I make it a point to avoid publically embarrassing my family name by associating it with the garbage I post here or opening my family members to the ravenous Internet degenerates by posting salacious photos of them online..

Just white people things.

Hey, RamonFrunkis, just a quick heads-up:
publically is actually spelled publicly. You can remember it by ends with –cly.
Have a nice day!

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good bot, now tell him to stop hoarding his sister's nudes!

No it's not, you fucking retard bot. It's an alternate spelling, like gray/grey, you uncultured swine.

christ you're right, i swear half the words i misspell aren't misspelled. it is weird though cause i still don't see your sisters luscious tits in my inbox.. i suppose tomorrow you'll send them xox

Bad bot.

Bless you and bless your dad. 'Moor pigshit...mutt. Ha!

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