If Joe was heterosexual, had hair and a job he might have been able to snag a woman like that. As it is, he's a bald closet queen who lives off his younger brother's charity, so he's stuck with a leathery wretch like Carol.
She looks like the kind of woman that doesn’t feel the need to urinate while faking an orgasm with her under sized, untalented, closet fanook bovine boyfriend.
He posted her nudes to mock her and exposed himself as a giant faggot who didn't appreciate nice healthy middle aged tits and instead prefers wrinkled, pock marked crypt keeper Carol.
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1 titbiggers 2019-06-11
1/100,000,000
1 McGowan9 2019-06-11
If Joe was heterosexual, had hair and a job he might have been able to snag a woman like that. As it is, he's a bald closet queen who lives off his younger brother's charity, so he's stuck with a leathery wretch like Carol.
1 LengthyChode 2019-06-11
6'1" isn't enough?
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-06-11
Not at 320
1 DigitalTorque 2019-06-11
She looks like the kind of woman that doesn’t feel the need to urinate while faking an orgasm with her under sized, untalented, closet fanook bovine boyfriend.
1 LengthyChode 2019-06-11
Wtf did he think when he said she was a squirter? Did he think we'd be impressed or jealous? It only made us all disgusted.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-06-11
Carol stores water like a cactus
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-06-11
Carol the camel.
1 TamaInoino 2019-06-11
He posted her nudes to mock her and exposed himself as a giant faggot who didn't appreciate nice healthy middle aged tits and instead prefers wrinkled, pock marked crypt keeper Carol.
1 BukakeBolsonaro 2019-06-11
Jokes on Joseph, she has nice, fat, milf tits, and Joe is still a retard with a ugly geriatric of a woman.
1 SirSodomy 2019-06-11
I’ve seen women in their 70s that are better hydrated and lubricated than Carol
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-06-11
That's not fair considering Carol's 327
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-06-11
Better lubricated? She’s a squirter, stupid.
1 johnajapanda 2019-06-11
But can she squirt though?
1 TamaInoino 2019-06-11
She is a dignified woman and doesn't piss the bed.
1 Kurt_Love 2019-06-11
He was an online terrorist bc she didn't believe he was being stalked by online terrorists.
1 Terahite 2019-06-11
If ever you think the Carol stuff here goes too far just remember what he did to this woman. Such a cunt move and he deserves all the hate he gets.
1 BlackManMoan 2019-06-11
The fucking woman from the bathtub scene in The Shining looks way better than Carol.
1 liqour-all-over 2019-06-11
I’d suck those hammer toes