mascara-tinted rosettes blooming black in my cereal milk.
Why do all these pretentious liberals narrate their life like some kind of poetic fantasy? You’re not Juliet, fatso. That morning probably consisted of you scarfing down a hot pocket and angrily tweeting, like any other day.
So we hate Cumtown, now we love Cumtown. Then we accuse Cumtown of trying to get the sub shut down, then Nick Mullen is Real Ass Dude of the Week....which is it?
the subreddit is pretty tepid and full of gay sycophants who have repeated the same 3 or 4 jokes by rote on every post since its inception but nick mullen himself is very funny, the other two comedians on the podcast are alright.
the cumtown subreddit is filled to the brim with chapos aka literal retards who think they will bring about socialist revolution by being woke on reddit but also couldn't tell you the difference between socialism and social democracy
24 comments
1 realestassdude 2019-06-11
Dumb cunt means the day after the election. On Election Day she was convinced that Hillary had already won.
1 PlugsandLifts 2019-06-11
Moloch was displeased by the sacrifices that day
1 Superbad415 2019-06-11
If you listen to the podcast, he could be a runner up for real ass dude of the week every week. Dude says some real fucking funny shit.
1 flyinbrianpillman 2019-06-11
Podcast?
1 Superbad415 2019-06-11
Seriously? I wanna say something shitty. But nick Mullen does a podcast called cumtown that’s quite funny
1 flyinbrianpillman 2019-06-11
I'll have to check that out
1 Superbad415 2019-06-11
Where the fuck did you come from pal?
1 late_50s_why 2019-06-11
Probably a jirn and Sam listener with asxm subscription
1 BeakersRedBush 2019-06-11
After being exposed to non stop sarcasm, baiting and sexual harassment, I can't tell if this is a bit or not.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-06-11
anyone that takes a seriously stance on hollywood pedophiles is ok in my book
1 Ralph_Cifaretto 2019-06-11
Why do all these pretentious liberals narrate their life like some kind of poetic fantasy? You’re not Juliet, fatso. That morning probably consisted of you scarfing down a hot pocket and angrily tweeting, like any other day.
1 ThomasCrownroast 2019-06-11
Why do any of you faggots like him? I'm not willing to invest time to understand.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-06-11
Nick's funny. It's worth putting up with the fat guy and the jew, I think.
1 ThomasCrownroast 2019-06-11
People say John Mulaney is funny. How so?
1 ThomasCrownroast 2019-06-11
People say John Mulaney is funny. How so?
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-06-11
It's either Linda or Lyndsey you stupid bag of dough. Pick one.
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-06-11
nick is hilarious. the last podcast episode is a great starting point if you are curious
1 TangerineReam 2019-06-11
So we hate Cumtown, now we love Cumtown. Then we accuse Cumtown of trying to get the sub shut down, then Nick Mullen is Real Ass Dude of the Week....which is it?
1 bigboy951 2019-06-11
the subreddit is pretty tepid and full of gay sycophants who have repeated the same 3 or 4 jokes by rote on every post since its inception but nick mullen himself is very funny, the other two comedians on the podcast are alright.
1 PMCrystalMeth 2019-06-11
This is exactly it
1 AbolishChapo 2019-06-11
the cumtown subreddit is filled to the brim with chapos aka literal retards who think they will bring about socialist revolution by being woke on reddit but also couldn't tell you the difference between socialism and social democracy
1 realestassdude 2019-06-11
I like nick Mullen when he appears in anything else. My only problem with cumtown are the other two hosts.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-06-11
Nick Mullen is funny. Cumtown sucks.
1 ConchoPetesHugePenis 2019-06-11
A real ass-dude.