DUDE! CAN YOU IMAGINE IF YOU TOOK THOMAS JEFFERSON AND BROUGHT HIM TO 2019!? HE'D BE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK! THIS SHIT IS CRAAZY!!! YOU PEOPLE NEED TO SMOKE SOME WEED! IMAGINE TRYING TO EXPLAIN THE KARDASHIANS? HE'D BE LIKE UH WHAT? WE LIVE IN CRAAAZY TIMES, MAN!

92  2019-06-11 by jestersquall

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Joey Diaz: I gotta tell ya, Joe Rogan..if Thomas Jefferson were in 2019 he’d be getting his dick sucked by men in dresses. He’d put a wig on himself and do an ounce of blow like a crazy mothafucka! I once did a kilo of blow in an hour and thought goats were chasing me, dogg.

lmao, that guy says the same shit with every sentence. For some reason every story he tells either involves coke or a blow job. He's like the real life Pussy Bonpensiero.

She even really exist?

i know a prick like him irl, anytime he talks about fucking anything he adds enthusiasm where it doesn't need to be, he doesn't smoke weed anymore though, thank fuck

HAHA THAT"S SO TRUE

humps stool

How embarrassing

Looks like a monkey fucking a football

Awful as he is, he's a goddamn gem compared to the Schaub faggot

unpopular opinion: Joe owns what he is (a low-rent Bruce Lee style fighter-guru stoner who is personable and earnest but not really educated) and does a great job of outing coddled intellectual types looking for a mill+ shill outlet for their latest book via his Blue Collar Tough Guy cred that causes a lot of them to trip over themselves and, in their effort to be straightforward, reveal their pretension, shallowness, and fraudulence

Nice run-on sentence. Holy fuck was that unreadable.

sometimes i deliberately put in a few unnecessary periods/sentence breaks for people like you but it feels fake to do so

jack kerouhack

lol

coddled intellectual types looking for a mill+ shill outlet for their latest book via his Blue Collar Tough Guy cred that causes a lot of them to trip over themselves and, in their effort to be straightforward, reveal their pretension, shallowness, and fraudulence in a manner more prestigious publications lack the forthrightness to address honestly

A word salad is a "confused or unintelligible mixture of seemingly random words and phrases",[1] most often used to describe a symptom of a neurological or mental disorder.

Word salad

A word salad is a "confused or unintelligible mixture of seemingly random words and phrases", most often used to describe a symptom of a neurological or mental disorder. The words may or may not be grammatically correct, but are semantically confused to the point that the listener cannot extract any meaning from them. The term is often used in psychiatry as well as in theoretical linguistics to describe a type of grammatical acceptability judgement by native speakers, and in computer programming to describe textual randomization.


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low verbal iq

Joe believes himself to be a real comic who has earned the respect of his peers.

This exact thing was posted like 6 months ago

I’M NOT GAY! I’M NOT GAY!

He’s just fucking terrible.