Joey Diaz: I gotta tell ya, Joe Rogan..if Thomas Jefferson were in 2019 he’d be getting his dick sucked by men in dresses. He’d put a wig on himself and do an ounce of blow like a crazy mothafucka! I once did a kilo of blow in an hour and thought goats were chasing me, dogg.
lmao, that guy says the same shit with every sentence. For some reason every story he tells either involves coke or a blow job. He's like the real life Pussy Bonpensiero.
i know a prick like him irl, anytime he talks about fucking anything he adds enthusiasm where it doesn't need to be, he doesn't smoke weed anymore though, thank fuck
unpopular opinion: Joe owns what he is (a low-rent Bruce Lee style fighter-guru stoner who is personable and earnest but not really educated) and does a great job of outing coddled intellectual types looking for a mill+ shill outlet for their latest book via his Blue Collar Tough Guy cred that causes a lot of them to trip over themselves and, in their effort to be straightforward, reveal their pretension, shallowness, and fraudulence
coddled intellectual types looking for a mill+ shill outlet for their latest book via his Blue Collar Tough Guy cred that causes a lot of them to trip over themselves and, in their effort to be straightforward, reveal their pretension, shallowness, and fraudulence in a manner more prestigious publications lack the forthrightness to address honestly
A word salad is a "confused or unintelligible mixture of seemingly random words and phrases", most often used to describe a symptom of a neurological or mental disorder. The words may or may not be grammatically correct, but are semantically confused to the point that the listener cannot extract any meaning from them. The term is often used in psychiatry as well as in theoretical linguistics to describe a type of grammatical acceptability judgement by native speakers, and in computer programming to describe textual randomization.
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1 soggylefttesticle 2019-06-11
Joey Diaz: I gotta tell ya, Joe Rogan..if Thomas Jefferson were in 2019 he’d be getting his dick sucked by men in dresses. He’d put a wig on himself and do an ounce of blow like a crazy mothafucka! I once did a kilo of blow in an hour and thought goats were chasing me, dogg.
1 RatherPleasent 2019-06-11
lmao, that guy says the same shit with every sentence. For some reason every story he tells either involves coke or a blow job. He's like the real life Pussy Bonpensiero.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-06-11
She even really exist?
1 alkiefuck 2019-06-11
i know a prick like him irl, anytime he talks about fucking anything he adds enthusiasm where it doesn't need to be, he doesn't smoke weed anymore though, thank fuck
1 Galloping_Bull 2019-06-11
HAHA THAT"S SO TRUE
1 Stephen_Paddock_Bot 2019-06-11
humps stool
1 BassInMyFace 2019-06-11
How embarrassing
1 ryanr_intl 2019-06-11
Looks like a monkey fucking a football
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-06-11
Awful as he is, he's a goddamn gem compared to the Schaub faggot
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-06-11
unpopular opinion: Joe owns what he is (a low-rent Bruce Lee style fighter-guru stoner who is personable and earnest but not really educated) and does a great job of outing coddled intellectual types looking for a mill+ shill outlet for their latest book via his Blue Collar Tough Guy cred that causes a lot of them to trip over themselves and, in their effort to be straightforward, reveal their pretension, shallowness, and fraudulence
1 two_perrcent 2019-06-11
Nice run-on sentence. Holy fuck was that unreadable.
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-06-11
sometimes i deliberately put in a few unnecessary periods/sentence breaks for people like you but it feels fake to do so
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-06-11
jack kerouhack
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-06-11
lol
1 AbolishChapo 2019-06-11
A word salad is a "confused or unintelligible mixture of seemingly random words and phrases",[1] most often used to describe a symptom of a neurological or mental disorder.
1 WikiTextBot 2019-06-11
Word salad
A word salad is a "confused or unintelligible mixture of seemingly random words and phrases", most often used to describe a symptom of a neurological or mental disorder. The words may or may not be grammatically correct, but are semantically confused to the point that the listener cannot extract any meaning from them. The term is often used in psychiatry as well as in theoretical linguistics to describe a type of grammatical acceptability judgement by native speakers, and in computer programming to describe textual randomization.
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1 deep_legal_shit 2019-06-11
low verbal iq
1 Killgore 2019-06-11
Joe believes himself to be a real comic who has earned the respect of his peers.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-06-11
This exact thing was posted like 6 months ago
1 FAGGOT-FAGGOT 2019-06-11
1 falloutfixation 2019-06-11
He’s just fucking terrible.