CQ gets married!

73  2019-06-10 by revolvingmonk

51 comments

What do you wanna bet The Worm had the nerve to drag that whore Mary Jean there as his +1?

Fucking fruit.

Even better... took sammy. He needs to lower his expectations quick.

Ah, so that's how Mr. Tendies got to go.

Imagine doing radio with either Jim or Sam and somehow also wanting to spend time with them off air. Unfathomable.

Maybe he also did something funny and wacky like taking the provided cameras to document the event to the bathroom and, get this, photographing his ass!

He's outrageous!

Attending weddings with disposable cameras is a ballsack, asscrack, and toilet photography bonanza.

Hopefully he wasn't invited.

Embarrassing.

What an attractive couple. Congrats to CQ.

She's very cute. Good for him.

Good for her you mean.

i would suck his cock to fuck her

I’d fuck her to suck his cock

i'd suck his cock to suck his cock

a special and a marriage all within a few months, this guy is on a roll!

It's the Summer of Quinn.

His recipe for success really works

You think Sam had the audacity to complain about the food? I hope that fucking monster ate his chicken tenders before the reception.

Colin Quinn marries ‘Late Night’ producer Jen Sochko

The NYC comedy world celebrated the wedding of “SNL” vet Colin Quinn and “Late Night With Seth Meyers” producer Jen Sochko Saturday night.

The pair tied the knot at the old Williamsburgh Savings Bank building known as the Weylin.

We’re told Meyers and Jimmy Fallon were there, as well as comics including Jerry Seinfeld, Amy Schumer, Tim Meadows, Bridget Everett, Jim Norton, Sam Roberts, Robert Kelly and Joe List. Comedian Tom Papa officiated the ceremony.

Breaking the news of the engagement on “Late Night” last June, Quinn kidded, “There are two kinds of weddings that are both horrible . . . There’s the over-the-top, cheeseball loud wedding where people are trying too hard to have fun. There’s the subtle, classy wedding, which is no fun whatsoever.” A guest captioned an Instagram pic, “CQ knows how to throw a party. Fun times last night.” So we’re guessing it was neither of the above.

"Comedian Tom Papa officiated the ceremony."

What the fuck?

Means it's easy for Sochko to annul it this time next year.

She better not go and break the man's heart like that.

In fact before they married I'm sure Admiral Orbani called her up and warned her to treat her sweet Col right.

Colin's heart is doing that itself.

I'm sorry that's terrible. Good health long life to ya Col.

Old Jim "mentioned before Sam & Bobby but after Tim Meadows & Bridget Everett" Norton

I don't know who Bridget Everett is but sounds more famous than the follow ups.

Nobody knows who the fuck fatso Bridget Everett is.

Who the fuck is Bridget Everett?

Bridget Everett (born April 21, 1972)[1][2] is an American comedian, actress, singer, writer, and cabaret performer. She has performed stand-up on Inside Amy Schumer[3] on Comedy Central. Everett has described herself as an “alt-cabaret provocateur.”

Fair warning, the following links contain pictures of an absolutely repulsive hambeast.

https://www.instagram.com/bridgeteverett/?hl=en

https://www.google.com/search?biw=1824&bih=893&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=jR__XL_1IOq7tgWwt43IBA&q=Bridget+Everett&oq=Bridget+Everett

Landwhale flatso doesn't deserve anyone's attention.

She makes amy look like a CrossFit trainer

Meanwhile, Anthony Cumia and Gregg Hughes were nowhere to be found.

Lotta problems in that room

:)

What a babe.

Yeah, she ain't bad either.

HIYOO!

She seems really into MMF threesomes. At least I hope she is.

Those two and Norm. We can dream, can't we?

heh all I am remembering now is all the Tough Crowd Colin is gay jokes.

Fun times.

God bless, if there's anyone that deserves happiness its CQ the God.

How old is she? Does she know he's got one and a half steps in the grave?

"The wedding was officiated by Tom Papa"

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I can't imagine anything more excruciating. I mean I like Colin, but what's he doing?

He’s a mandatory +1 whenever you invite Jerry Seinfeld.

God bless

She is a cutie pie.

Comedian Tom Papa officiated the ceremony.

He'd make a great priest because he's boring and pretends he's not gay

I would love to see her naked breasts, if you get my meaning.

Last marriage lasted less than a week - hopefully this one sticks

I would have loved hearing him mumble his vows.

He got the girl

Is he going to pitch her his crocodile Dundee script you think?

lchaim