Most of you probably already know it: This guy bested Joe Cumia

119  2019-06-10 by 2UsRoadie

27 comments

He made Made the ultimate sacrifice for our way of life.

I’m sure every fast food establishment knew this guys order as soon as he waddled in.

RIP.

"All of it"

The JF special

Joe cried a lot when they spoke, like a little bitch.

Triple OG. R.I.P

Also a trend setter look at that camera JF was taking selfies before they were a ting.

He cute

Joker Josh wins again, folks

I just had some chic fil a.

It was delicious. This one is for you Josh!

Looks like something Saiyanz Rage would fuck.

Don't forget Joe Cumia celebrated his death, as though it was his own victory.

Typical evil Italian angst.

After he bitched out and came crawling with his tail between his legs. Once it’s was safe to attack him (once he was dead) he went on the offensive. /u/doxxer100

Faggot

Josh was a weirdo, but he was our weirdo. RIP

Quick recap?

Beating Joe isn't exactly like Wellington besting Napoleon. If anything, this is more of a pyrrhic victory.

u/theronin23

Your sacrifice will never be in vain ...

He made me very uncomfortable, nobody is supposed to look like that.

Did he really need a belt?

Size 60 pants won’t hold themselves up.

Famous in his own right.

Fat Emo was a high level meme.

Tussle Tussle 69 for life!

And he celebrated his victory with half a dozen Baconators.

Besting Joe Cumia in a battle of wits really isn’t a difficult thing to accomplish. It’s still fun.