Bury it deeper in the Crypt Keeper.

He IS 6'1.

Impossible, no human could be that tall.

I think every male in my family, over the age of 16, is at least the height of Giant Joe.

Guess I remembered to leff.

Franklin the turtle

That's the face of a thot that hit the wall 30 years ago but just kept on trucking.

Let this be a lesson to you ladies; you keep hanging out in the sun, downing booze all day decades past your sell by date and you'll end up looking like strip of beef jerky wearing a Barbie wig.

She kept dragging her ragged corpse to the beach everyday coyly asking the nearby men if they'd rub some sunblock on her.

Every one of had too much dignity and self-respect to accept. Until she crossed paths with Joe Cumia, that is.

They were rubbing cum on her back and then they sent her on her merry way.

Thats where Jim gets his egg whites from

whoever said nypd stood for “not young; pee disorder,” i salute you

She was a ho...foooor sho'. Hey man, keep your ho on a leash! Bitch is runnin' wild!

Age.

What a pisser

i can definitely see a formerly fuckable person in there somewhere but she needs to just get a mastectomy already & call it a day

She strikes me as a former slut. You ever see an old VH1 Behind the Music about bands like Poison and Whitesnake? And there's all these hairspray-drenched groupies hanging off the bands. And you think, 'I wonder whatever happened to those girls.' Apparently they grow up to be leather-faced Long Island hags who hook up with deadbeat once-aspiring-musicians and live out their pointless lives in miserable poverty.

Joe has never experienced the fuckable version of her. Her ex husband experienced that, and it gradually killed him.

Hag

Notice the NYPD hat? What if she's a mole to take the nigger Cumia brothers down? That's a squirt (it's piss) that I'd fit in my champagne glass.

What a burned up old hag