“Like once, Jim Norton showed up at the taping complaining. He kept talking and talking and talking. He was berating me for something. And the whole time, he was holding his cherished, perfectly made coffee from Starbucks, a twenty-minute walk from our middle-of-nowhere studio. There were no other coffee options for blocks.
On this day, he had waited in a long line and given a complicated order. He’d paid several dollars. He’d invested a solid half hour and a lot of hopes and dreams in that coffee. I was eating a sandwich. Just as Norton reached the crescendo of yelling at me, I calmly broke off a piece of my roast beef and dropped it in his coffee. The coffee was ruined. Jim was speechless. I’ll remember his Mongoloid frown, and smile on my deathbed.”
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1 DrSvarheeny 2019-06-08
MTV: Remote Control
Comedy Central: Tough Crowd
CNN: Red State Blue State
When Colin gets knocked down he always gets up again. The comeback kid ova here. Also, his book "The Coloring Book" is hilarious
1 FatFaggotSpaceEdge 2019-06-08
That's fawkin hilarious, like a real coloring book for adults? Sniff.
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-06-08
“Like once, Jim Norton showed up at the taping complaining. He kept talking and talking and talking. He was berating me for something. And the whole time, he was holding his cherished, perfectly made coffee from Starbucks, a twenty-minute walk from our middle-of-nowhere studio. There were no other coffee options for blocks. On this day, he had waited in a long line and given a complicated order. He’d paid several dollars. He’d invested a solid half hour and a lot of hopes and dreams in that coffee. I was eating a sandwich. Just as Norton reached the crescendo of yelling at me, I calmly broke off a piece of my roast beef and dropped it in his coffee. The coffee was ruined. Jim was speechless. I’ll remember his Mongoloid frown, and smile on my deathbed.”
1 boringoneliner 2019-06-08
A modern day John Steinbeck.
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-06-08
Happy Cake Day, faggot.