I love you guys so much and also hate Joe Cumia so much

35  2019-06-07 by redditsipowillsuck

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19 comments

1  DynamiteThunder6 2019-06-07

I’m 9 beers deep, and I prefer my porn NOT to relate to my personal life

1  redditsipowillsuck 2019-06-07

So you jerk off to guys then

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-06-07

He's saying he is dating/married to a big ol fat person.

1  OpiesInstantReplay 2019-06-07

Or his mom is a bbw

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-06-07

Hot. And likely.

1  redditsipowillsuck 2019-06-07

damn

1  DumbCowJoe 2019-06-07

I jerk off every morning to bbc porn and cruise the subs

Joe?

1  redditsipowillsuck 2019-06-07

bbw

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-06-07

If you're going to drink 17 beers, why not just drink liquor?

1  redditsipowillsuck 2019-06-07

tryung to get fatter

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-06-07

The dollar menu at your local fast food chain is cheeper.

Might I suggest Wendy's 4 for $4? Or perhaps a sackful of Krystal?

1  redditsipowillsuck 2019-06-07

I'll ask mother.

1  throwawawyy2 2019-06-07

I drowned two beers before. So i had that "two beer buzz". After i drank those two beers.

1  white_hispanic 2019-06-07

That's quite a few beers haha.

1  throwawawyy2 2019-06-07

I drowned two beers before. So i had that "two beer buzz". After i drank those two beers.

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-06-07

rad!

1  jdubthrilla 2019-06-07

Kill Pat, and then kill yourself. Its the only way your life will mean anything at this point.

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-06-07

ma nigga

1  ThomasCrownroast 2019-06-07

Oh... so I shouldn't contact you for IPO advice.