You’re shit out of luck, Joe’s got a perfect record in the People’s Court.

I think they might be willing to do another Cumia case. It’s a great part 2. After Judge Milian questioned whether there was a really a group of online terrorists having an effect on his life, bovine Joe managed to track one down and bring him. Of course we’ll be able to help Brad thoroughly prepare and humiliate Joe with irrefutable evidence of racism and protection of pedophiles among other terrible things.

We gotta get someone in the crowd to hold up his Tweet about the honourable judge Milian and her fantastic beefers.

Joe finally captured a white walker to prove to Queen Millan their existence.

Every time I think this sub is over, or the bit ceases to be funny...Brother Joe dives in headfirst.

His neverending stupidity really is the oxygen that keeps this fire burning.

If he really wanted to shut this subreddit down all he has to do is leave it alone.

Joe’s behaviour confused me for a long time because I just assumed he didn’t want to be fucked with but he just kept putting his foot in it. Now I know better..

Joe doesn’t want to be left alone like any normal person would. He just wants attention no matter what the cost. He loves drama, he loves attention - good or bad. He is a man with no dignity, no morals, nothing. Just a worthless old bastard who’ll do anything for a few minutes in the spotlight.

Leave it alone?

I kinda thought this whole was dead, I deleted my account which I had put up some fuckin' numbaz to meditate for a few days, I come back and Joe's got the kerosine out.

small claims court? haha, what in the fuck for?

I'll honestly die happy if Brother Joe did a People's Court Part Two, trying to explain how he brought in one of the "Online Terrorists" for proof.

You notified a venue that a booked performer's Internet history may tarnish said venue's brand. You did nothing wrong. Joe is a fucking faggot.

i love how he's acting like he knows what he's doing threatening lawsuits because he has an ego from his people's court "victory"

“Da sub”

Yeah us cool kids hanging out here always use 90s ebonics.

fo da sub

olwriight

First I thought he had gotten the idea somehow that it was an actual used nickname. Then I realized he thought to mock the fact that it's changed names a few times, and put it in quotes because the dumb fuck still hasn't figured out how quotation marks work.

God is he an imbecile. He's so dumb you have to analyze cow brains just to figure out what his insults are supposed to be.

Joe do you really think you can get away with “Those Tweets are fake and i deleted my account so theyre gone forever” in a court of law? (Not some bullshit arbitration TV court show but a real city/county court) Youre legitimately retarded.

I hope this one is going to be on Judge Joe Brown. Joe can do the entire TV court circuit.

I can only imagine the charming and classy things Joe would post about Judge Joe Brown after his appearance.

That would be amazing. He could have several more Pyrrhic victories and come out looking worse and worse every time

Is that Judge Judy dude still around?

I'd like to see him on Hot Bench. All three judges deliberate in chambers: "so this guy is an idiot, right? Also, is his wife a witch?"

JOE, YA ALREADY BEAT PPLS COURT!

JUDGE JOE BROWN SHOW NEXT!

THIS IS YOUR 2ND CHANCE FATSO!

I hope they give him the electric chair.

Your license check came back with a warrant from The People’s Court. I’m gonna have to ask you to go about your business as normal, because fuck Joe Cumia.

If u get into the courtroom with joe u have to wear exactly what he wore to his People’s court appearance

Also, shave your head, grow a gay goatee, and bring a sea hag as your "plus one."

Also hire a trashy blonde broad on Craigslist with no eyebrows for the day.

Oh my god I hope the judge is a black woman. Just a mean old cunt with no time for your bullshit.

Your honor, my plaintiff calls for all apes - that's his word to describe black people - to be shipped back to the jungles of Africa when they misbehave.

Am I truly the villain here? I simply reminded clubs about a man who openly posted the n-word, a word I refuse to dignify by saying aloud unlike Mr. Cumia. A man who considers KKK Grand Wizard David Duke to be a friend.

Your honor, my actions only prevent Mr. Cumia from seeking employment if what I'm saying is offensive to his employment prospects. Would you want your children being taught guitar lessons by this twisted man?

And if you think THAT'S bad, Your Honor, the plaintiff has maintained a long friendshpwith a registered sex offender and convicted child molester.

This is why Joe's claims of going to an actual court will never happen. Once a lawyer walks him through what "discovery" is, he'll realize what a mistake it would be going forward.

But enough about the plaintiff’s brother !

it would be great if the judge gets lazy with the evidence and allows joecumia.com to be submitted as evidence while a dumbstruck joe attempts to protest. a "that seems farfetched" version 2.0 if you will

He does have a team of young African American girls he gives free guitar lessons to though. They could be valuable character witnesses.

Lol, Joe vs O&A sub. I'm sure this will go great for him and not at all be embarrassing.

We can all finally meet when we're subpoenaed as cha'acter witnesses.

I'll bronze for the occasion!

cha'acter witnesses.

Is this a new, cockney character you're doing?

The only sub Joe should mess with a foot long meatball.

Joe is much more interesting than Patrick. Patrick is just a nothing fatso faggot. Who cares what he does? Besides his DMCA takedown shit: the abuse doesn’t have to stop on his social media. Buts also not going anywhere either. Same thing with Logan.

Joe on the other hand, just keeps on giving....

Joe is an incredibly dim bulb. But the ways that his stupidity is expressed... are like someone with Downs Syndrome who can paint complex, mystifying works of art. It's haunting, tragic, and very gay.

It just doesn’t make sense to go after Pat anymore. Maybe in passing, but that’s it. We already drove him nuts, he DMCA’d us; whatever. Unless Adrienne dishes some juicy fucking dirt, who cares anymore?

A people’s court part 2?!?!? Who’s hosting the viewing party???

I'd do it but my audio ain't all that good... any recs?

Yes, employment.

(just flicking your been, queen)

My son and I are headed to Walmart tomorrow if you want us to pick up a sound bar for the party.

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Buckle up!

Does small court claims extend to a free side of onion rings and 3 half price beers? That's what Joe's missed fee is.

And the chance to order an overpriced Irish coffee

No Irish person has ever ordered an "Irish coffee." Only women, homosexuals and 13 year olds who want to get drunk at a family wedding like Baileys, so of course Joe drinks it. If a Mick wanted their coffee to have a kick they'd just pour a couple of belts of whisky in it.

Seriously, what leg does he have to stand on here? Fucking Dope.

He’s got four of them.

Mooooooooooo

Joe's understanding of the legal system is... nearly non existent. How can one man be THIS dumb, and have such an inflated ego?

Lies.

Did you successfully win your last court case in front of a tv audience of millions while wearing white sneakers and announcing unprompted that you are definitely not a pedophile?

Thought not.

Nice try tho.

How can one man be THIS dumb, and have such an inflated ego?

Well he did manage to take a lifetime's worth of a decent yearly salary from his brother by doing absolutely nothing. I guess that counts for something.

He's a little like Phillip Green. "He wanted to think they gave him all that money because he was smart." He overlooks the fact that his brother is just a pathetic insecure pussy. He doesn't only feel the need to buy friends. He's so insecure he even buys his own family.

Subpoena

M

I love a good summons.

Be sure to bring up the links from archive.org, the cow brained idiot will try again to lie that they are fake tweets from imgur lol.

If that really happens, we should all chip in and make sure you hire a subject matter expert to testify that all those archived tweets and videos are not doctored or faked in any way. Then it will be on an official court record.

Small claims for defamation is great. But small claims for defamation for someone who lives out of state is better.

Seems like something he’d attempt.

Joe will like under oath again

He should drive of the high road bridge

I don't know what state you're in but in California the amounts at issue in small claim are very low, and you can't bring a lawyer to court with you, so (a) I'm wondering what the damages at all could be and (b) you could probably beat Joe one on one in court. Feel free to send me anything with personal info redacted.

I concur. And if you're not in New York state that presents all sorts of other wrinkles.

What a fucking retard.

He's going to be making his racist proclamations a matter of public record. He won't even be able to use the "It's this site imager, your Honor" defense after this. Every venue he books is going to be presented with official court transcripts.

He's completely destroying his career if he goes through with this.

And are you under oath in small claims? Because the second he tries to claim that one of those tweets aren't his, you just have to show a printout from Archive.org and give the judge a solid explanation of what the site is and how reliable it is, and Joe could get slapped with a perjury charge.

He's completely destroying his career

Lol. What career?

Seriously. I don’t think playing make believe to disinterested crowds a few times a month counts as a “career”.

You just tell that to the manufacturers of plastic bags, mister.

its judge judy or else he's going to have to beg his brother for lawyer money, fucking pathetic white trash loser.

He could up Patrick S. Tomlinson as a character witness in front of Judge Milan, maybe do that hilarious stand up routine about his wife leaving him during commercial breaks.

You know if he sues you that in the discovery process you can get all his tweets

How boring. Not the post, but Joe. Does he realize yet that it's not a URL? It's people actively hating you. We hate you; and we'll not only find you, we'll find each other. How has this not sunk in?