Fellas, We Need To Stop With All The Worrisome Glum Posts and Negative Vibes -

8  2019-06-07 by Sternacthegreat

That is Cumia style thinking and it should have no place on the sub, it will make losers out of all of us.

It's the type of thinking that gets you beat up by a large nubian sister while you ramble through Times Square.

It's the type of thinking that makes you tweet about it, and lose the job that plays you millions.

It's the type of thinking that makes you beat up your of age, but oddly pre-pubescent looking girlfriend. And causes you to lose your beloved guns, and makes you a laughing stock wop amongst your peers.

It is the type of thinking that makes you hide your love (and Venmo receipts) for a beautiful, of age, but oddly pre-pubescent looking tranny.

It's the type of thinking that makes you disregard your feeble mother in her last days. The woman who lovingly did freebase with you.

It is also the type of thinking that reminds everyone that you look like a stockyard heifer, with an ugly girlfriend, and a career that is only enabled by a drunken brother that you can still enter into contracts with ;).

No my fellows, we must remain Brothermen in a time of Cumias.

Did Opie despair when he realized he was saddled with a drunken child groomer, a pint sized closet case, and a balding simian (who some how learned the fine art of backstabbing)?

No, he went home, fucked his very hot wife, in his very big, yet tastefully appointed home that hasn't lost close to a million dollars in value, and enjoyed what he had.

That's what we've got to do guys, enjoy what we've got.

5 comments

TLDR Please?

Nigger.

Fair enough. I get it.

war hero joe won

also, opie is a coprophilic pedophile

No, we need an end to faggots posting motivational survival speeches.