Pay heed, Harlots: looks fade quickly and the future is not kind to the way of the sinner. Protect your dignity, bed only a single man and remain faithful and true or devolve into a wretched old ghoul, used by evil men while Satan counts the minutes until it’s his turn with you.
You know what? This is the exact type of woman that Joe deserves. Ugly as a pile of shit who casually ignores his massive pile of baggage because of the allowance
wish i could remember what i said to joe to elicit the squirter remark but all i remember was that it was unprovoked & irrelevant. he was just waiting for the opportunity
23 comments
1 SibHashian13 2019-06-06
#squirter
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-06-06
Aidssprinkler #fuckbugsupersoaker
1 captaingigglefarts 2019-06-06
Nice neck skin, stupid.
1 xterraroc 2019-06-06
That’s many, many , many hours at the bar look.
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-06-06
Fuck man...I’m trying to eat breakfast here
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-06-06
57 years young
1 Randal_X2 2019-06-06
You know Nana paid for those veneers.
1 detroitjerkoff 2019-06-06
Looks too dry to squirt anything
1 Caverlock 2019-06-06
When he said "squirter," he meant she extends her neck frills as a threat display, and squirts toxic spit if further provoked.
https://www.readersdigest.co.uk/media/images/spitting-dinosaur.gif
1 timallenonacid 2019-06-06
Pay heed, Harlots: looks fade quickly and the future is not kind to the way of the sinner. Protect your dignity, bed only a single man and remain faithful and true or devolve into a wretched old ghoul, used by evil men while Satan counts the minutes until it’s his turn with you.
1 McGowan9 2019-06-06
You rule, Tim.
1 TamaInoino 2019-06-06
The ol Squirtin' Turkey
1 SirSodomy 2019-06-06
stay hydrated, bby
r/HydroHomies
1 SirSodomy 2019-06-06
He got the mummy
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-06-06
Colin Flaherty is looking great these days
1 JumboYumYums 2019-06-06
Why does she have a scrotum coming out of the back of her head?
1 twatto_time 2019-06-06
That half an eyebrow is creepy
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-06-06
You know what? This is the exact type of woman that Joe deserves. Ugly as a pile of shit who casually ignores his massive pile of baggage because of the allowance
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-06-06
But he got the girl......
1 revolvingmonk 2019-06-06
He got the sun-dried basset hound!
1 SamRobertsSucks- 2019-06-06
He’s actually proud of this leathery bitch?
1 rdoran93 2019-06-06
wish i could remember what i said to joe to elicit the squirter remark but all i remember was that it was unprovoked & irrelevant. he was just waiting for the opportunity
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-06-06
https://img.medscapestatic.com/pi/meds/ckb/75/13075tn.jpg
her nose tickles the upper part while giving head