i genuinely absolutely from the bottom of my heart hope that everyone who follows the teachings of the brotherman, king opie the destroyer, finds a girl who loves them and you love her and you get married and she gets diagosed with breast cancer the next day and you spent the rest of your life trying not to vomit into her horrifying surgery holes
Here's the thing. Taken in a vacuum, the things that Opie did would have made him a total asshole. In context, he was the least asshole of them all. His co-workers turned on him because they knew if they didn't, they would be admitting to themselves that they were a far worse person than Opie could ever be.
23 comments
1 killgav 2019-06-06
Hail the brothaman!!
1 bovinegrazr 2019-06-06
Gay aids
1 Randal_X2 2019-06-06
Hail of bullets.
1 killgav 2019-06-06
I think these posts annoy u/DOXXER100 the most
1 bovinegrazr 2019-06-06
Do ya
1 JimsRustyBox 2019-06-06
Another hilarious Opie love post. I hope this sub gets the ban hammer just on the only fact that these are still being posted.
1 Spaceballsin3d 2019-06-06
Let your cake be stomped and accept the love of the Brotherman
1 Skyfryer 2019-06-06
They say if you look into a mirror and say Brothaman three times, Bam Margera comes and fucks your wife.
1 Spaceballsin3d 2019-06-06
Tough but fair
1 FatFaggotSpaceEdge 2019-06-06
Now that's one cake I don't have the correct footwear to stomp.
1 bovinegrazr 2019-06-06
Agreed thank you
1 Icon_Crash 2019-06-06
I hope some starts droppin' ban hammers on YOU!
1 call-me-winston 2019-06-06
i genuinely absolutely from the bottom of my heart hope that everyone who follows the teachings of the brotherman, king opie the destroyer, finds a girl who loves them and you love her and you get married and she gets diagosed with breast cancer the next day and you spent the rest of your life trying not to vomit into her horrifying surgery holes
1 bovinegrazr 2019-06-06
You are a dumb asshole
1 call-me-winston 2019-06-06
i hope your titless wife gives birth to a kid with no lower jaw or control of its bowels
1 Superbad415 2019-06-06
No new born child has control over their bowels, but how would you know you dead beat.
1 call-me-winston 2019-06-06
as soon as u/OkaySeriouslyBro gets done jerking off and checks his messages this is gonna be hilarious
1 cthulhu_110 2019-06-06
Say more words, something funny will eventually pop out.
1 CASCAI 2019-06-06
Hi Jim Norton wants to buy this tirade to enhance his AIDS centric standup.
1 PatBattle1 2019-06-06
Brotherman! Brotherman!
love fried fish with tartar sauce. wish I had some fish and chips right now!
1 FatFaggotSpaceEdge 2019-06-06
DIIIIIIIIIP!!!!!!!!
1 Icon_Crash 2019-06-06
Here's the thing. Taken in a vacuum, the things that Opie did would have made him a total asshole. In context, he was the least asshole of them all. His co-workers turned on him because they knew if they didn't, they would be admitting to themselves that they were a far worse person than Opie could ever be.
1 CASCAI 2019-06-06
Opie is so lovable when he's not on the radio