It was part of the agreement between Joe and his ex wife that she wouldn’t tell everyone that he beat her with a frying pan. It was so nice seeing my Indian buffet-inspired near-liquid shit land on his face and slowly slide down his cheeks, covering his whole head. His then-wife shook with ecstasy as I ejaculated into her vagina. I could see the tears run down Joe’s face as he held back vomit and tried in futility not to inhale the smell of my liquid shit, which now encompassed his entire head and neck, and watched as I unloaded a huge load of cum into his lover.

Anyways, he might try to deny this as he does everything, but by now I think we all know the level of depravity that Joe is willing to stoop to in order to save face.