Reminder: Bovine Joe has threatened to beat up people on reddit regularly. When people take him up on the offer to fight he cowers in fear and shits himself.
Just imagine if war had broken out when Joe was in the service. I can almost see a slack-jawed, shell shocked Joe shitting himself in fear at the sight of endless columns of advancing Soviet tanks as he hears his superiors on the radio ordering tactical nuke strike on his location.
You forgot to mention that he then turns the whole thing around onto the person taking him up on the offer of a fight, calling them a coward because they have to audacity to want to fight an old, feeble minded idiot.
He's also known to complain that he's being discriminated against because he's a Boomer, which is very ironic considering what he thinks of people with extra melanin.
14 comments
1 donald_kingsley 2019-06-05
He puts the cow in coward.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-06-05
He puts the fat cunt, in joe cumia is a fat cunt
1 late_50s_why 2019-06-05
Moomia
1 Icon_Crash 2019-06-05
Instead of fighting, offers to get them drunk and then take them to a hockey game.
1 AngryHugo 2019-06-05
"A hockey game" must be code for "The Big Apple Ranch".
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-06-05
It’s a Kids In The Hall joke...
1 Icon_Crash 2019-06-05
As u/Every1ShouldBKilled stated yes, it's a Kids In The Hall Joke, and yes, it's a 'warm up' for gay sex.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2rkqzo
1 HeresYourMigrCompact 2019-06-05
I've seen way too many references to this show since we've been on the lam. You canadian faggots are getting very brazen around here.
1 Icon_Crash 2019-06-05
I ain't canadian, and I ain't no rope swallower.
1 no_one_inparticular 2019-06-05
Just imagine if war had broken out when Joe was in the service. I can almost see a slack-jawed, shell shocked Joe shitting himself in fear at the sight of endless columns of advancing Soviet tanks as he hears his superiors on the radio ordering tactical nuke strike on his location.
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-06-05
He probably has that feeling every time he enters the McMansion.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-06-05
probably literallly, the old bastard
1 BlackManMoan 2019-06-05
You forgot to mention that he then turns the whole thing around onto the person taking him up on the offer of a fight, calling them a coward because they have to audacity to want to fight an old, feeble minded idiot.
He's also known to complain that he's being discriminated against because he's a Boomer, which is very ironic considering what he thinks of people with extra melanin.
1 HowardBeale1805 2019-06-05
Maybe he’s a huge faggot?