Oh shut up you fucking nitwit. I admit it's funny to have u around because you're retarded but jesus christ man, you have a really gay complex. Seems like an advanced case of boomer-autism. Then again Alzheimer's is pretty common in your family, and you're an elderly man now.
I said that I’d beat the shit out of certain people who posted certain things. I’m not entering a tough guy competition..I have 3 or 4 “favorite” Redditors that I’d love to throw with. u/TheBlueAwning u/Beigefrequency u/Ramon_Frunkis u/JohnnyCakes
Any one of those LOCAL ASSHOLES want to meet for a discussion? I have a vested interest in THEM. Probably a few more I can’t think of off hand, but that’s a good start. NONE OF THEM would ever take me up on it. Let’s figure out why. Um... Because they know I have a REASON TO WANT TO KICK THEIR ASSES. I have no beef with u/ThirtyMiligrams or any other random guy who wants to fight for fun. I don’t want to fight, I want to pay these assfuckers back.
DOES THE RETARD UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN BY FIGHTING THESE ASSHOLES NOW? OR do you need more clarification?
Difference.. I have seen some of you. It’s the same shit every time, “yo man, you know it’s all just fucking around right?” The POS’s that I have a reason to fuck up are PUSSIES. They’re local, all but one remain anonymous to me, and they’ll never make any effort to meet me.
Yet, you have no proof of this. All you have done is go with your tail tucked between your legs and called some fat fuck Fonner begging us to stop fucking up your gigs.
What we do have concrete proof of? Multiple people offering to fight you. Including myself. Something you non stop would say we would never do, calling us cowards. We take you up on the offer you run and hide and decline.
Sounds like from Colin and from your body frame I bet you could throw when you were growing up. I don’t doubt that. But you are old, fat and afraid of meeting any of the people you invite to a fight and instead hide behind bullshit excuses. So stop with empty tough guy tweets and novel Facebook posts saying you could inflict any kind of damage.
Take your welfare check from your brother just like the people you rail against, get your daughter to school on time, and stop being a fake tough guy. You’ve been exposed as a pussy coward.
And who/where are you? Detroit? Portland? Savannah? GTFOH. Age has nothing to do with being able to fuck someone up. Motivation is everything. As long as someone can break a kneecap with a front kick or punch someone in the throat, I don’t care who the fuck you think you are, or how old you might or might not be, you’re getting hurt. Watch more YouTube.. old men who don’t give a fuck. They’re dangerous.
No...kids are off limits. Only shit I’ve ever not liked from the board.
You, no but the child spit thing makes me laugh..
Anthony, absolutely. You know it as well. Would you welcome Anthony telling your daughter shit he has said about underage girls? Fuck, he said he would fuck a 13 year old. If that was a Democrat you would post a book worth of shit on Facebook.
I’m sure 10’s of people will see it. And at least 2 will take it seriously. 1 of them will probably drop dead of an opioid OD. So that leaves... Beige Fuckquency. But HEY, It’s content for a dying sub and it’s li’l kids! Enjoy!!
Your brother had sex with a transexual prostitute called sue lightning, whom he subsequently bought terrible fake breasts. Astoundingly, that is actually one of the healthiest relationships he has ever had with a human being.
You’re all so obsessed with this fable that I’m thinking it’s a sub-wide fantasy for each and every member to be cornholed by that li’l Sue Lightening poof you so often speak about. It consumes you. He/she must have something special going on to have an entire sub fantasize about he/she fucking. Frankly, the though of it nauseates me, but who am I to judge. You faggots have your fetishes.
Why would he be friends with her on venmo, one of a couple people he was friends with on there. You need to be friends to send people money. Why did she have pics with Beavis? Why did she say “Miss My Hunny, Anthony Cumia” and have pics from his bathroom/with his gun? HE FUCKED HER YOU DOLT!
Sure!! I heard that You were there pushing his ass with every affectionate pump of his prized love muscle. Wait it gets better faggot, keep reading, you’ll be erect in a jiffy...
... Then you reached down ever so slowly to grab his COCK with sweaty palms and steadily increasing breath in anticipation of tonguing the tight yet supple asshole of the queer man/boy/girl until you couldn’t take the excitement anymore...it was then that you realized your long time fantasy of being with your RADIO GOD and his little gay penis bearing titty-boy and blew your load... You had arrived!!! You made your biggest sexual dream come true.. (THEN YOU OPENED YOUR EYES IN PANERA BREADS EMPLOYEE BATHROOM WITH A HAND FULL OF YOUR OWN GOO AND WENT BACK TO MAKING SANDWICHES. Without washing. You fucking pig. 🖕🤣
What’s it like being a total nobody piece of shit who never did anything with his life besides peel potatoes for the army who has to defend his brother against true pedophile allegations made by people who witnessed his pedophilia firsthand, and who has to let his brother pee on and molest his own daughter so that he can continue playing in his dress up band and receive welfare checks?
Btw why did you beat your wife with a frying pan and shit on your brother for going to rehab?
Soooo, by that logic, if I say that I would oh... i dunno... kill a nun..that makes me a murderer? That exactly what you’re saying.
The kid spit thing is just so disturbing and over the top, it actually made me laugh the first 8000 times it was used. I’d like the creator of that bit to step up. I just want to know how retarded one needs to be to think of something so fucking foul...
by that logic, if I say that I would oh... i dunno... kill a nun..that makes me a murderer? That exactly what you’re saying. Go ahead, post a retort.
OK Joe. That analogy doesn't work and I'll explain to you why. A pedophile = somebody who is sexually attracted to children i.e. people under the legal age of consent. They don't actually have to done anything to have that label. Seriously look it up in the dictionary. That's what a pedo is.
The damning evidence of Anthony’s alleged twisted sexual proclivity is based on something he said on-air?
No. There is a mountain of evidence of Anthony being attracted to underage girls. His Vine account where he was liking underage girls' pictures, which he deleted immediately when he realized his likes were public.
Then there's the cutting girl thing. Your brother was grooming what he thought was a 14 year old girl online, including offering to pay to have her fly out to his house. He was also saying he'd like to take her out to dinner and kiss her. This is fact. There are archived tweets.
I know your defence for that is "so what? It wasn't actually a 14 year old girl. It turned out to be a 40 year old guy so it doesn't matter". No Joe. Grooming is a crime in and of itself. It doesn't matter if the person on the other end isn't actually who they say there, it's still a crime.
Joe you’re typing. You don’t need to do your “so so so so so, speech makes Anthony a pedophile/white supremecist?!” verbal crutch to buy your broken brain time to formulate a sentence.
Everything is funny except bringing someone’s kids into it. And the funeral shit that’s really dark. With that said Joe’s weapon of choice when he served was a potato peeler and he larps as a bad ass biker.
you sound scared joe why don't you hide your accounts again u sour fruit. "I NEED DADDYS ATTENTION!!" like when your dad pissed on you and that gay little child molesting brother?
Wow this is rich. Some light ribbing is NOTHING compared to abandoning your mother for the last 5 years of her. Along with my family we cared for my Grandpa through the horrible journey of dementia until he died. There are no words to express the vile cowardice you displayed by leaving your mom to rot. I saw so many poor people in extended care literally dying for the company of their children. I couldn't imagine what type of scum would abandon their parents. Bunch of Cumias, all of them.
Being able to fight has ALOT to do with it, your legs are already bowed from the weight of your meatloaf from fightclub tits Joe, how are you gonna pull off a front snap kick?
Staggering amount of irony. The fat cow can't help himself, he follows us everywhere we go because he NEEDS our attention. He's a whore. A filthy, dirty whore
You wouldn't fight anyone, you doughy slob. You only want to doxx people. You hate me because I got too close to home with the truth about your child predator brother. You think you can get me on a libel suit. You can't and won't because even if you were to doxx anyone who wrote about it, there's too much documented evidence of it being a fact, and you could never afford to sue us. Not with Anthony's rapidly shrinking fortune, and obviously not with the welfare checks you cash from him, you embarrassing parasitic failure at life.
What reason do you have to want to "kick my ass," Joe? Because I said some mean, clever words that accurately represent you as sorry excuses for both "a man" and a "human"? Awwwie.. are you saying that you're "not adept [sic] at good natured [sic] ribbing"? But.. that would make you a hypocrite. You would never do the opposite of something you make some overly dramatic, unwarranted, vainglorious, unwanted public stand over... wouldya, Tartufo Tits?
I have never expressed a desire to "kick your ass" because:
I don't need to pretend to be tough online to be worth a damn in real life.
I'm not a 14 year old slum thug who needs to flex vocally to be taken seriously.
One punch and you'll fall harder than ah... uhhh... uhh... "falling down hard.. convention..? heh... heh... «crickets»"
I'm half your age, half your weight, 2 inches taller, a few dozen IQ points higher and several shades lighter than you.
As a Northern Italian (where the culture comes from), beating up a corto, vecchio, ritardato, flebile, nero cagacazzo (no idea how you'd say that in your moolie pigshit dialect.. probably A-FOO-GA-MOO-GAH-HOO-GAH GOO-MAD MOOSH-AHD GOOSH-AHD OO-K OO-K AAAH-AAAH EEE-EEE MMMMOOOOOOOOOOO ZHUTE) would bring much dishonor on my family. As an actual family man, I do my best to not go out of my way to look like a feckless embarrassment publically.
I have, however, stated multiple time (with no response because, again, you're "a man"), to
LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A SHOW IN NYC AND I'LL COME OUT.
Jesus fucking Christ how hard is this? I go to 2-3 shows a week and never see you listed in Brooklyn, NYC, or the few decent places elsewhere. I even called a few bookers I know who have never heard of you but would never book a cosplayer as professional entertainment.
Everyone takes this to mean that you're an unbookable failure, that this sub has irreparably destroyed the remaining shreds of the carcass that used to pass as the remnants of your integrity and any talent (none), skill (tepid), personality (dull), charisma (bitumen) and style (lol) you might have can't make up for that. I'm not going to show up in a "JOE CUMIA IS A _______________" (pick an epithet, they all suit you) or heckle because I'm not human garbage. I want to come watch you, FauxNo, Reeve Perry, and the rest of your clown car.
Post a goddamn show or PM the details. Put up or shut up. But in true Cumia style, you've already folded because you were confronted so you're moving goalposts.
HomoJoe you pussyfaggot, look how you shit your pants when that methhead called you out lol. Suck a dick and get your daughter to school in tine. Also stop making vine videos while you drive your daughter around, faggot.
Dude, it makes you look SO MUCHworse when you log into your alt account to attempt to 'double slam' me. Both came within 15 minutes of each other and are the only replies.
Had you had a career and earned any money, you'd have saved enough for your impending retirement. Instead, you're brown-to-black out drunk on reddit from midnight to 7 am, quick 4 hour booze coma, and back at it.
I'd call it pathetic but it's officially pity. You sitting on your medicine ball gut by your phone twirling where your hair used to be, waiting for one of the b-b-b-boys to call, and getting riled up and spewing hate speech when they don't. Sad!
You know I can see your comment history, right? And that you only reply to Joe's threads with a couple "throw us off your tracks" like when you called yourself a leech to "gain our trust" when you first came in like two years ago, Joe?
Wow you went back six months to find that huh? I had literally no recollection of that and.. surprise it was a one time thing me saying, "Hello Fellow Kids, what the fuck is YouTube Rewind and why is this such a goddamn big deal?"
Man you ffawkin BERRIED ME cawksawka. I'm like 12 feet deep now because like in real life, when Joe finds himself in a hole he KEEPS DIGGING!
"Didn't seriously mean anything by accusing a 30-something of snooping around /r/teenagers while spamming you on my other account with child accusations."
Aww, i much preferred the "I'm a bovine faced geriatric retard who's constantly out to impress the very group of people he claims to hate while defending my pedo brother and cosplaying as an famous band bassist" game
I thought you ran away because danny called you out about covering for your pedophile brother...Either way, we’re the only audience you have. Nobody is coming to see your below average musical performances. We’ve successfully sucked you and our bro into obscurity with us. Just enjoy it while your old heart is still beating.
Why do you constantly offer to fight redditors only to back down when people try to make arrangements?
Like nobody is forcing you to fight anyone, but it's a circle. Offer to fight someone, redditor says "I'll do it", you say no I don't want to fight, offer to fight someone, redditor says "I'll do it", you say no I don't want to fight, offer to fight someone, redditor says "I'll do it", you say no I don't want to fight, and so on.
Can you just drop the fight thing? Everyone knows you were a bruiser back in the day, oh Colin Quinn's cousin could tell stories of your beatdowns in the '70s. But you are now old, fat, lazy and comfortable, while people like thirtymilligrams are comparatively young, muscular, angry and miserable.
Real life isn't professional wrestling. You're not The Undertaker where you'd get in the ring with some jacked 29-year-old and have the commentators go "this kid's gonna need to dig deep to beat a legend like Undertaker!" Fighting another human being is literally for UFC athletes, super poor people, and 9th grade jocks that need to lash out because some adult is molesting them. What category are you in, Joe?
Joe he's gonna fuck you up. Don't walk around the rest of your life with a constantly sore shoulder or hip or whatever.
The point of my post, which once again you've missed, is not "man up and fight the psycho with missing teeth". It's "stop trying to pick literal fights" because if Joe Rogan isn't doing color commentary on your adult tussles, you're almost certainly a poor piece of trash. That is a constant among every race, every culture in the world - that the poor must punch each other in the face to prove themselves to the other poor.
And you grew up a poor piece of trash, with Joe Sr. spending your plane money on booze and Roe shaking her boobs for tips. So of course you grew up thinking fighting is just how all this works. But enough already, tough guy. You're making yourself look like such a fucking cunt everytime you say this shit and reneg on it later.
I'm not a mod anymore, any power I had evaporated when the admins set off the nuke.
In like a month I helped fuck up something that spaceedge kept alive for like 4-5 years.
See the kids these days have an expression, "take the L", it means "take the loss". In that sometimes in life we lose, but if you humbly accept that, instead of trying to fight back, screaming at everyone that it was their fault and I was amazing - it's better for us all.
Some of us need to take the L about running a subreddit into the ground.
Others need to take the L about how a 60-year-old shouldn't be fighting strangers from the internet.
Only part of it. YOU DUMMIES MILLED YOUR OWN SUB. It’s HILARIOUS!! You had to see all the jiggling fat bellies at the last poker game!! We Loffed and loffed at your overt stupidity.
This might be the gayest comment I’ve ever seen from you. Stop trying to gloat about the fact that some faggots here got obsessed with Tomlinson and made things chaotic for a bit.
The old sub. 27,000. The one after that 6000. This one, 1000. You’re calling a membership attrition rate of 96% merely “chaotic for a bit”? Isn’t that a little optimistic sir?
Joe, I would never fuck with your gigs or in anyway involve myself in the personal lives of people i don't know. With that said, can you not see that you're rattling the cage? The guys who do do shit like that are still here, I'm sure. It's not the other 26k you ever had to worry about
You should’ve realized that at least half of those accounts were alts or people that weren’t active at all. The people that are actually into this are still here. Nobody gave up, they’re just trying to make that gay message board work for a while because reddit is chaotic but still functioning and gaining numbahz. Have you been up all night drinking? Hope you drive safe this morning, dolt.
I don’t drink during the week, and minimally/socially on weekends. I’m one of the few of my generation (and yours) that never had a DWI. I did take alts into consideration, just didn’t incorporate that into the overall NUMBUHZ. Here you go... revised for your personal placation... 48% attrition rate. Better?
Yeah 48% isn’t that bad and frankly I am annoyed at all the retards that got caught up in the Patrick/Spaceedge drama. We should’ve just kept harassing you and your family that worked fine for years.
You’re still here posting all night? The only difference in the net effect on your life is you’re no longer humiliating yourself in life TV because of us. It really seems like you want people to start fucking with 2U again but people haven’t really cared enough to do that for a while.
If that was it, I would. That was one factor, but we just had made so many enemies.
We have now have 3 confirmed reddit powermods who went after the sub in it's dying days.
1 because they banned a user from r/rant and people harassed them.
2 because people brigaded r/desmoines that one time, so legit as a Des Moines resident they were so greatly offended.
3 because they saw people were using naughty language and decided that wouldn't stand.
Add that to Joe, maybe Ant too, as well as at least one (ex?) member of the community that was so obsessed with me not being a reddit mod they wanted the sub gone to spite me personally.
Add that to Logan Lynn and his shitty indie PR team.
I know it's easier to point to one thing and go "that's the reason", but really it was a combination of factors. If you want one thing, it's greatly pissing off three reddit powermods in a short period of time, because members of the community chose to fuck with them (or say naughty words).
Forget the fighting, when are we finally going to settle this on the black top like men. Your fiat, my hemi, and a two lane black top. Like you said, I have no life. But that's because i only live it ten seconds at a time.
how's this for a good natured rib: You made a complete and total ass of yourself on syndicated TV & learned absolutely nothing from the experience. (Keep it up, you retarded lolcow)
Joe if you have such balls, why did you block me on Twitter AND THEN start talking trash? What a bitch move. Which one of your two sisters did you learn that from?
Joe mocks and blocks you because of your nature as the lowest form of (((human))), even lower than a wop kid-fucker, which you claim he is. Hang yourself, you bald dwarf lunatic. Swing swing goes the fruit.
What info am I supposed to have? Joe was never around just hanging out. I'd see him at holidays and "parties". We'd rarely interact and that was that. I remember him plugging his gigs on my FB page and I'd delete them.
He always seems to go dark whenever you pop up in the comments. I always figured it was because he didnt want something being said. Although guess I shouldnt be surprised that he's just a boring, pathetic, attention-seeking old man. "And then I'd delete them" 😂😂😂
That's why "Brother Joe" is almost never invited to parties where he'd embarrass his brother too much, since he's always plugging his shitty cover bands and mugging with everyone who's semi-famous and making them uncomfortable in selfies, like Jim Norton. Anthony will never tell him that "because he's nonconfrontational", aka a beta pussy faggot.
Can you provide anything to back up why? It seems like a lot of projection since your little brother touches kids. You have a lot to say into the void but never to the intended recipient. All that shit talk and THIS is what you retort with?
if that's you, why would you act so proud? jesus, besides coming from apparently a genetically cursed family suffering from near-fatal ugliness, AND your KKK supporters! Congratulations! I'm going to guess there's a very very long line of people waiting to kick your ass and women scorning you, but I'm willing to get in line and wait patiently. Thanks for the info
Yeah that's me you dumb pussy. Me and my U2 cover band wound fucking crush you. Plus I get a sweet allowance from my little brother so, WALLET, CRUSH, DIE.
I was a professional guitarist back in the day too, what a fucking coincidence. since then I got real jobs, a career, a family. I'll bet I'm even a better guitarist and composer than you (wont share my full resume and famous songs in my bands etc though cause besides the fact musicians are a dime a dozen and that's just one of my many many talents...you're a KKK sympathizin motherfucker apparently, if so, fuck off
My brother could crush you. He has so much money, he's the most popular guy with all the middle school girls. What do you fuck, age appropriate women??? Why won't you face me on Twitter, pussy?
I'm not even clicking the link that's how excited I am. a friend of mine by freaky coincidence is ALSO in a U2 cover band (seriously). first of all... the EDGE? hes not a guitarist, he's a digital delay machine. I cut my teeth learning Randy Rhoads solos like Mr. crowley... That's skill.
And again WHY THE FUCK WOULD I CARE ABOUT RANDOM QUITE BORING INTERNET-GUY'S BROTHER? L.O. fuckin L
Translation: “because I’m a giant pussy who can’t face the fact that my welfare provider is a racist pedophile alcoholic rapist who bites women and gets fucked in the ass by mentally ill young boys and sends me welfare checks so that he can molest my daughter. I would be destitute without my welfare checks and I’d have to put my daughter on the street to fund my dress up band.”
Good for Ant! Basking in the stench of your li’l subs impending demise. I gotta tell you, it’s satisfying as fuck once you get past the smell. Just like your Moms pussy.
I keep being told, “You’re losing it” over and over for weeks. Losing what? Why haven’t I lost it yet? Is the IT I’m losing YOU? Then why don’t you just get lost already? The Kurt love bit is weak. Even a BeigeFuckquency mockumentary coujdnt give that fairy tale legs. It says nothing to anyone. Cops, FBI agents and people with sensitive jobs in high positions are still associated with Ant. So, STFU and go quiet yourself down with some kind of opioid.
That only means that you know everything about Howard Stern too...only you’re not obsessed with him because he would never answer or acknowledge in any way, your stupid commentary.
You're a faggot and you can bet your fag ass that I'm going to do everything in my power to get your Ohio Cattleman's Convention gig cancelled. Have fun explaining away your interview with David Duke and your revenge porn of Judge Millian, cow.
Joe Cumia has illegal child porn on his computer, he is a reckless driver, a negligent father AND son, a thief, a liar, a lazy pederast, and a tremendous faggot with HIV. Every one of these statements is provable fact.
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1 titbiggers 2019-06-03
Oh shut up you fucking nitwit. I admit it's funny to have u around because you're retarded but jesus christ man, you have a really gay complex. Seems like an advanced case of boomer-autism. Then again Alzheimer's is pretty common in your family, and you're an elderly man now.
1 TheRealJirnNorton 2019-06-03
How'd your threatening to fight people online schtick turn out, stupid?
1 TamaInoino 2019-06-03
I've challenged him dozens of times on multiple handles. He never PMs me to set up a fight. An absolute fag coward.
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
I said that I’d beat the shit out of certain people who posted certain things. I’m not entering a tough guy competition..I have 3 or 4 “favorite” Redditors that I’d love to throw with. u/TheBlueAwning u/Beigefrequency u/Ramon_Frunkis u/JohnnyCakes Any one of those LOCAL ASSHOLES want to meet for a discussion? I have a vested interest in THEM. Probably a few more I can’t think of off hand, but that’s a good start. NONE OF THEM would ever take me up on it. Let’s figure out why. Um... Because they know I have a REASON TO WANT TO KICK THEIR ASSES. I have no beef with u/ThirtyMiligrams or any other random guy who wants to fight for fun. I don’t want to fight, I want to pay these assfuckers back.
DOES THE RETARD UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN BY FIGHTING THESE ASSHOLES NOW? OR do you need more clarification?
1 Patrick_S_Tomlinson 2019-06-03
Are you aware that frying pans aren’t allowed in fist fights, homo Je?
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
Only if you fight fair. I’m too old to fight fair. Anything goes with fighting or fucking after 60...
1 JoeGuzzlesChildJizz 2019-06-03
Were you over 60 when you pounded your ex?
1 Toss__Pot 2019-06-03
Warning! he's getiing himself armed & ready
Careful, his name's 'Bond, (I hope my brother has enough spare change to pay my Bond
1 OpieEatsBoogers 2019-06-03
Isn’t your kid on summer break? Go do something with them.
1 TheRealJirnNorton 2019-06-03
She's likely in summer school due to all the tardies Joe is responsible for
1 BDub621 2019-06-03
You have continual,y said if you met any of us we would run away with”shit running down our leg”. You’re a fraud and a pussy, Joe.
I have offered to fight you countless times on twitter and reddit and you block me.
You are a coward fat fuck that would shit down your leg if you saw any of us.
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
Difference.. I have seen some of you. It’s the same shit every time, “yo man, you know it’s all just fucking around right?” The POS’s that I have a reason to fuck up are PUSSIES. They’re local, all but one remain anonymous to me, and they’ll never make any effort to meet me.
1 BDub621 2019-06-03
Yet, you have no proof of this. All you have done is go with your tail tucked between your legs and called some fat fuck Fonner begging us to stop fucking up your gigs.
What we do have concrete proof of? Multiple people offering to fight you. Including myself. Something you non stop would say we would never do, calling us cowards. We take you up on the offer you run and hide and decline.
Sounds like from Colin and from your body frame I bet you could throw when you were growing up. I don’t doubt that. But you are old, fat and afraid of meeting any of the people you invite to a fight and instead hide behind bullshit excuses. So stop with empty tough guy tweets and novel Facebook posts saying you could inflict any kind of damage.
Take your welfare check from your brother just like the people you rail against, get your daughter to school on time, and stop being a fake tough guy. You’ve been exposed as a pussy coward.
Good luck to you Joseph.
1 StanleyStacks 2019-06-03
Don’t be nice to him faggot
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
And who/where are you? Detroit? Portland? Savannah? GTFOH. Age has nothing to do with being able to fuck someone up. Motivation is everything. As long as someone can break a kneecap with a front kick or punch someone in the throat, I don’t care who the fuck you think you are, or how old you might or might not be, you’re getting hurt. Watch more YouTube.. old men who don’t give a fuck. They’re dangerous.
1 BDub621 2019-06-03
Pa. But I travel to my hometown in NJ all the time. I’ll gladly meet you whoever you wish.
Hell, I’ll shake your hand and even have a beer with you after. But not before we fight.
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
Ok genius, let’s check your qualifications.
1 BDub621 2019-06-03
No.
No, but only cause I’m to lazy.
No.
No...kids are off limits. Only shit I’ve ever not liked from the board.
You, no but the child spit thing makes me laugh..
Anthony, absolutely. You know it as well. Would you welcome Anthony telling your daughter shit he has said about underage girls? Fuck, he said he would fuck a 13 year old. If that was a Democrat you would post a book worth of shit on Facebook.
1 mcb84 2019-06-03
Who said they pissed on an 11 year old?
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
Some random POS
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-06-03
Rumor has it that Beige is cooking up another doc about you. It's time to feed nana again.
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
I’m sure 10’s of people will see it. And at least 2 will take it seriously. 1 of them will probably drop dead of an opioid OD. So that leaves... Beige Fuckquency. But HEY, It’s content for a dying sub and it’s li’l kids! Enjoy!!
1 mcb84 2019-06-03
SUEPEONA
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
Is that your Tranny BF name?
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-06-03
Youre thinking of your brother
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
So Anthony is your tranny BFs name?
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-06-03
Your brother had sex with a transexual prostitute called sue lightning, whom he subsequently bought terrible fake breasts. Astoundingly, that is actually one of the healthiest relationships he has ever had with a human being.
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
You’re all so obsessed with this fable that I’m thinking it’s a sub-wide fantasy for each and every member to be cornholed by that li’l Sue Lightening poof you so often speak about. It consumes you. He/she must have something special going on to have an entire sub fantasize about he/she fucking. Frankly, the though of it nauseates me, but who am I to judge. You faggots have your fetishes.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-06-03
Kieth the ex cop engaged in the continued elder-abuse of your brother, confirmed that Anthony "dabbled" with sue. The cats out of the bag.
1 2UsRoadie 2019-06-03
Reported for transphobia
1 PatrickSSTomlinson 2019-06-03
Why would he be friends with her on venmo, one of a couple people he was friends with on there. You need to be friends to send people money. Why did she have pics with Beavis? Why did she say “Miss My Hunny, Anthony Cumia” and have pics from his bathroom/with his gun? HE FUCKED HER YOU DOLT!
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
Sure!! I heard that You were there pushing his ass with every affectionate pump of his prized love muscle. Wait it gets better faggot, keep reading, you’ll be erect in a jiffy...
... Then you reached down ever so slowly to grab his COCK with sweaty palms and steadily increasing breath in anticipation of tonguing the tight yet supple asshole of the queer man/boy/girl until you couldn’t take the excitement anymore...it was then that you realized your long time fantasy of being with your RADIO GOD and his little gay penis bearing titty-boy and blew your load... You had arrived!!! You made your biggest sexual dream come true.. (THEN YOU OPENED YOUR EYES IN PANERA BREADS EMPLOYEE BATHROOM WITH A HAND FULL OF YOUR OWN GOO AND WENT BACK TO MAKING SANDWICHES. Without washing. You fucking pig. 🖕🤣
1 OlShotgunFace 2019-06-03
This is what early stage dementia looks like. Huh. Scary.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-06-03
joey faggot boy please this is not the big apple ranch get a hold of yourself.
1 2UsRoadie 2019-06-03
Reported for transphobia
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-06-03
Your grandchildren are going to watch those videos about you someday. Long after you're dead.
1 JoeGuzzlesChildJizz 2019-06-03
What’s it like being a total nobody piece of shit who never did anything with his life besides peel potatoes for the army who has to defend his brother against true pedophile allegations made by people who witnessed his pedophilia firsthand, and who has to let his brother pee on and molest his own daughter so that he can continue playing in his dress up band and receive welfare checks?
Btw why did you beat your wife with a frying pan and shit on your brother for going to rehab?
1 JoeGuzzlesChildJizz 2019-06-03
Nobody. It’s a Freudian slip referencing the actions of his younger brother
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-06-03
Lol he doesnt list people shitting on his girlfriend as a reason to fight.
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
Sry. Can’t hate you enough to hurt you. Apply yourself more and maybe next sub... we’ll see... Thanks for the honesty
1 Vawsh 2019-06-03
You listenin'?
Your mother sucks fuckin' big fuckin' elephant dicks. You got that?
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
My mother doesn’t suck anything anymore. Nice try w the hate. You fall short in the logic dept sir.
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
Soooo, by that logic, if I say that I would oh... i dunno... kill a nun..that makes me a murderer? That exactly what you’re saying.
The kid spit thing is just so disturbing and over the top, it actually made me laugh the first 8000 times it was used. I’d like the creator of that bit to step up. I just want to know how retarded one needs to be to think of something so fucking foul...
1 Doxxer300 2019-06-03
OK Joe. That analogy doesn't work and I'll explain to you why. A pedophile = somebody who is sexually attracted to children i.e. people under the legal age of consent. They don't actually have to done anything to have that label. Seriously look it up in the dictionary. That's what a pedo is.
No. There is a mountain of evidence of Anthony being attracted to underage girls. His Vine account where he was liking underage girls' pictures, which he deleted immediately when he realized his likes were public.
Then there's the cutting girl thing. Your brother was grooming what he thought was a 14 year old girl online, including offering to pay to have her fly out to his house. He was also saying he'd like to take her out to dinner and kiss her. This is fact. There are archived tweets.
I know your defence for that is "so what? It wasn't actually a 14 year old girl. It turned out to be a 40 year old guy so it doesn't matter". No Joe. Grooming is a crime in and of itself. It doesn't matter if the person on the other end isn't actually who they say there, it's still a crime.
I fully expect you not to respond to this.
1 2UsRoadie 2019-06-03
Pedophiles and murderers, apples and oranges. Murderers are defined by their deeds, pedophiles by their urges. Stop that logic horseshit.
1 I_like_2_Repost 2019-06-03
Serious question Joe, have you ever played a song in drop D tuning
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
Serious answer, of course.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-06-03
Joe 'Adam Jones' 'Nigger' 'Faggot' Cumia.
1 Mcchisell 2019-06-03
Joe you’re typing. You don’t need to do your “so so so so so, speech makes Anthony a pedophile/white supremecist?!” verbal crutch to buy your broken brain time to formulate a sentence.
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1 DigitechLooper 2019-06-03
I think it can objectively be said that the supporting evidence to that theory extends far beyond just was said on-air.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-06-03
9 year old*
1 killgav 2019-06-03
Everything is funny except bringing someone’s kids into it. And the funeral shit that’s really dark. With that said Joe’s weapon of choice when he served was a potato peeler and he larps as a bad ass biker.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-06-03
Re: "5." Yes, your brother is a proven child predator/groomer, and you are an enabler.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-06-03
you sound scared joe why don't you hide your accounts again u sour fruit. "I NEED DADDYS ATTENTION!!" like when your dad pissed on you and that gay little child molesting brother?
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-06-03
Wow this is rich. Some light ribbing is NOTHING compared to abandoning your mother for the last 5 years of her. Along with my family we cared for my Grandpa through the horrible journey of dementia until he died. There are no words to express the vile cowardice you displayed by leaving your mom to rot. I saw so many poor people in extended care literally dying for the company of their children. I couldn't imagine what type of scum would abandon their parents. Bunch of Cumias, all of them.
1 BDub621 2019-06-03
Needing daddy’s attention? That’s hilarious coming from you.
You are so desperate you are desperate for your little broad attention.
Fuck this faggot being nice to you, thirtymilligrans needs to fight him
1 killgav 2019-06-03
Being able to fight has ALOT to do with it, your legs are already bowed from the weight of your meatloaf from fightclub tits Joe, how are you gonna pull off a front snap kick?
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-06-03
Staggering amount of irony. The fat cow can't help himself, he follows us everywhere we go because he NEEDS our attention. He's a whore. A filthy, dirty whore
1 Teddy_Bundyy 2019-06-03
He's losing it lol.
1 mcb84 2019-06-03
What did Beige do? He just recapped the sub shenanigans
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-06-03
You wouldn't fight anyone, you doughy slob. You only want to doxx people. You hate me because I got too close to home with the truth about your child predator brother. You think you can get me on a libel suit. You can't and won't because even if you were to doxx anyone who wrote about it, there's too much documented evidence of it being a fact, and you could never afford to sue us. Not with Anthony's rapidly shrinking fortune, and obviously not with the welfare checks you cash from him, you embarrassing parasitic failure at life.
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
More excuses. Haha! Ugh. Die.
1 FiatBarbie 2019-06-03
Real talk: Anything you might have done wrong: Water under the bridge.
1 Joehadsexwithroe 2019-06-03
It's nice you pick your battles against anyone that hasn't challenged you. I hope you have a heart attack.
1 JoeGuzzlesChildJizz 2019-06-03
You’re a pedophile
1 I_HATE_JOE_CUMIA 2019-06-03
Layla Cumia is a whore. I peed on her.
1 Osca_rg 2019-06-03
Do people actually believe this is Joe?
1 killgav 2019-06-03
What did beige do?
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-06-03
What reason do you have to want to "kick my ass," Joe? Because I said some mean, clever words that accurately represent you as sorry excuses for both "a man" and a "human"? Awwwie.. are you saying that you're "not adept [sic] at good natured [sic] ribbing"? But.. that would make you a hypocrite. You would never do the opposite of something you make some overly dramatic, unwarranted, vainglorious, unwanted public stand over... wouldya, Tartufo Tits?
I have never expressed a desire to "kick your ass" because:
I don't need to pretend to be tough online to be worth a damn in real life.
I'm not a 14 year old slum thug who needs to flex vocally to be taken seriously.
One punch and you'll fall harder than ah... uhhh... uhh... "falling down hard.. convention..? heh... heh... «crickets»"
I'm half your age, half your weight, 2 inches taller, a few dozen IQ points higher and several shades lighter than you.
As a Northern Italian (where the culture comes from), beating up a corto, vecchio, ritardato, flebile, nero cagacazzo (no idea how you'd say that in your moolie pigshit dialect.. probably A-FOO-GA-MOO-GAH-HOO-GAH GOO-MAD MOOSH-AHD GOOSH-AHD OO-K OO-K AAAH-AAAH EEE-EEE MMMMOOOOOOOOOOO ZHUTE) would bring much dishonor on my family. As an actual family man, I do my best to not go out of my way to look like a feckless embarrassment publically.
What am.. FIVE??? and a.. what is it, /u/michaelrichardsbot ?
I have, however, stated multiple time (with no response because, again, you're "a man"), to
LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A SHOW IN NYC AND I'LL COME OUT.
Jesus fucking Christ how hard is this? I go to 2-3 shows a week and never see you listed in Brooklyn, NYC, or the few decent places elsewhere. I even called a few bookers I know who have never heard of you but would never book a cosplayer as professional entertainment.
Everyone takes this to mean that you're an unbookable failure, that this sub has irreparably destroyed the remaining shreds of the carcass that used to pass as the remnants of your integrity and any talent (none), skill (tepid), personality (dull), charisma (bitumen) and style (lol) you might have can't make up for that. I'm not going to show up in a "JOE CUMIA IS A _______________" (pick an epithet, they all suit you) or heckle because I'm not human garbage. I want to come watch you, FauxNo, Reeve Perry, and the rest of your clown car.
Post a goddamn show or PM the details. Put up or shut up. But in true Cumia style, you've already folded because you were confronted so you're moving goalposts.
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
And you’re still an anonymous pussy. You have my number. Use it. Until then STFU.
1 FiatBarbie 2019-06-03
Real talk: You are better than this.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-06-03
You're the one "claiming victory" then still tagging ME like I'm the one here flapping my wattle because you have no friends.
"Ur oBsSsed wIf mE BeeCowS I kEeP tAggINg u" - nice Long Island Logic, Affogato Afaggoto
1 FiatBarbie 2019-06-03
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1 safka13 2019-06-03
HomoJoe you pussyfaggot, look how you shit your pants when that methhead called you out lol. Suck a dick and get your daughter to school in tine. Also stop making vine videos while you drive your daughter around, faggot.
1 2UsRoadie 2019-06-03
Maybe the first time somebody trashes Joe and comes across like they deserve to be called the other f-word.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-06-03
...fucking nailed him?
Dude, it makes you look SO MUCH worse when you log into your alt account to attempt to 'double slam' me. Both came within 15 minutes of each other and are the only replies.
Had you had a career and earned any money, you'd have saved enough for your impending retirement. Instead, you're brown-to-black out drunk on reddit from midnight to 7 am, quick 4 hour booze coma, and back at it.
I'd call it pathetic but it's officially pity. You sitting on your medicine ball gut by your phone twirling where your hair used to be, waiting for one of the b-b-b-boys to call, and getting riled up and spewing hate speech when they don't. Sad!
1 2UsRoadie 2019-06-03
That's more absurd than calling your writing style succinct, you paranoid shithouse rat.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-06-03
You know I can see your comment history, right? And that you only reply to Joe's threads with a couple "throw us off your tracks" like when you called yourself a leech to "gain our trust" when you first came in like two years ago, Joe?
1 2UsRoadie 2019-06-03
And I can read yours. What kind of guy around 30 posts in the teenagers sub?
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-06-03
Wow you went back six months to find that huh? I had literally no recollection of that and.. surprise it was a one time thing me saying, "Hello Fellow Kids, what the fuck is YouTube Rewind and why is this such a goddamn big deal?"
Man you ffawkin BERRIED ME cawksawka. I'm like 12 feet deep now because like in real life, when Joe finds himself in a hole he KEEPS DIGGING!
1 2UsRoadie 2019-06-03
I just looked at a list of the subs you visited. Didn't seriously mean anything by what I said, but the way you explain yourself raises a red flag.
Thought you might just be a guy who fails at stand-up, but there might be a deeper and darker secret.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-06-03
"Didn't seriously mean anything by accusing a 30-something of snooping around /r/teenagers while spamming you on my other account with child accusations."
Uh huh.
1 2UsRoadie 2019-06-03
No idea what you mean by 'spamming' and 'child accusations' there. And I don't want to delve deeper in your sordid little world.
1 FiatBarbie 2019-06-03
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1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-06-03
pussy
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1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-06-03
Joe, if you threaten Beige again i will personally see to it that your gigs continue to get cancelled.
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-06-03
I heard u/thirtymilligrams was gonna throw you a good natured ass whooping and you backed down like the moon faced cow eyed faggot you are. Comment?
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
Nah... you’re way behind on the news. Stay tuned faggot.
1 OpieEatsBoogers 2019-06-03
Breaking News:
Your brother is still a pedo and you are both white trash.
1 hammmmburger 2019-06-03
Respectfully disagree on the white part
1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-06-03
Faggot.
1 throwawawyy2 2019-06-03
Its good you moooved over
1 OlShotgunFace 2019-06-03
Aww, i much preferred the "I'm a bovine faced geriatric retard who's constantly out to impress the very group of people he claims to hate while defending my pedo brother and cosplaying as an famous band bassist" game
1 TyCobbFuckParty 2019-06-03
I thought you ran away because danny called you out about covering for your pedophile brother...Either way, we’re the only audience you have. Nobody is coming to see your below average musical performances. We’ve successfully sucked you and our bro into obscurity with us. Just enjoy it while your old heart is still beating.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-06-03
Joe, when are you going to fight that instagram guy? Furthermore, will Carol be there to hold your purse as you fight him?
1 killgav 2019-06-03
Hahaha so you’re gonna block yourself 😂😂😂
1 xterraroc 2019-06-03
What happened to the other account Joe?
1 killgav 2019-06-03
He nearly doxxed himself again.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-06-03
Why do you constantly offer to fight redditors only to back down when people try to make arrangements?
Like nobody is forcing you to fight anyone, but it's a circle. Offer to fight someone, redditor says "I'll do it", you say no I don't want to fight, offer to fight someone, redditor says "I'll do it", you say no I don't want to fight, offer to fight someone, redditor says "I'll do it", you say no I don't want to fight, and so on.
Can you just drop the fight thing? Everyone knows you were a bruiser back in the day, oh Colin Quinn's cousin could tell stories of your beatdowns in the '70s. But you are now old, fat, lazy and comfortable, while people like thirtymilligrams are comparatively young, muscular, angry and miserable.
Real life isn't professional wrestling. You're not The Undertaker where you'd get in the ring with some jacked 29-year-old and have the commentators go "this kid's gonna need to dig deep to beat a legend like Undertaker!" Fighting another human being is literally for UFC athletes, super poor people, and 9th grade jocks that need to lash out because some adult is molesting them. What category are you in, Joe?
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
I think it’s on for me and u/thirtymiligrams .. We’re both in Farmingdale a lot. I’m sure we can meet up some time. Whatta you say smokey?
1 killgav 2019-06-03
To fight or fuck?
1 JamesLarvaNorton 2019-06-03
Faggot
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-06-03
Joe he's gonna fuck you up. Don't walk around the rest of your life with a constantly sore shoulder or hip or whatever.
The point of my post, which once again you've missed, is not "man up and fight the psycho with missing teeth". It's "stop trying to pick literal fights" because if Joe Rogan isn't doing color commentary on your adult tussles, you're almost certainly a poor piece of trash. That is a constant among every race, every culture in the world - that the poor must punch each other in the face to prove themselves to the other poor.
And you grew up a poor piece of trash, with Joe Sr. spending your plane money on booze and Roe shaking her boobs for tips. So of course you grew up thinking fighting is just how all this works. But enough already, tough guy. You're making yourself look like such a fucking cunt everytime you say this shit and reneg on it later.
1 BigLebowskiBot 2019-06-03
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
Can I block a moderator?
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-06-03
I'm not a mod anymore, any power I had evaporated when the admins set off the nuke.
In like a month I helped fuck up something that spaceedge kept alive for like 4-5 years.
See the kids these days have an expression, "take the L", it means "take the loss". In that sometimes in life we lose, but if you humbly accept that, instead of trying to fight back, screaming at everyone that it was their fault and I was amazing - it's better for us all.
Some of us need to take the L about running a subreddit into the ground.
Others need to take the L about how a 60-year-old shouldn't be fighting strangers from the internet.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-06-03
Can you admit the obsessive harassment of a practical nobody, that "author", is what killed the sub(s)?
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
Only part of it. YOU DUMMIES MILLED YOUR OWN SUB. It’s HILARIOUS!! You had to see all the jiggling fat bellies at the last poker game!! We Loffed and loffed at your overt stupidity.
1 Mcchisell 2019-06-03
This might be the gayest comment I’ve ever seen from you. Stop trying to gloat about the fact that some faggots here got obsessed with Tomlinson and made things chaotic for a bit.
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
The old sub. 27,000. The one after that 6000. This one, 1000. You’re calling a membership attrition rate of 96% merely “chaotic for a bit”? Isn’t that a little optimistic sir?
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-06-03
Joe, I would never fuck with your gigs or in anyway involve myself in the personal lives of people i don't know. With that said, can you not see that you're rattling the cage? The guys who do do shit like that are still here, I'm sure. It's not the other 26k you ever had to worry about
1 Mcchisell 2019-06-03
You should’ve realized that at least half of those accounts were alts or people that weren’t active at all. The people that are actually into this are still here. Nobody gave up, they’re just trying to make that gay message board work for a while because reddit is chaotic but still functioning and gaining numbahz. Have you been up all night drinking? Hope you drive safe this morning, dolt.
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
I don’t drink during the week, and minimally/socially on weekends. I’m one of the few of my generation (and yours) that never had a DWI. I did take alts into consideration, just didn’t incorporate that into the overall NUMBUHZ. Here you go... revised for your personal placation... 48% attrition rate. Better?
1 Mcchisell 2019-06-03
Yeah 48% isn’t that bad and frankly I am annoyed at all the retards that got caught up in the Patrick/Spaceedge drama. We should’ve just kept harassing you and your family that worked fine for years.
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
And this is now working fine for us.
1 Mcchisell 2019-06-03
You’re still here posting all night? The only difference in the net effect on your life is you’re no longer humiliating yourself in life TV because of us. It really seems like you want people to start fucking with 2U again but people haven’t really cared enough to do that for a while.
1 HuxleyOverOrwell 2019-06-03
Did you guys laugh at that lovely appearance of yours on "The People's Court" as mommy was rotten away in some hospital?
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-06-03
I never bet on any of these subs. I only put markers down in places.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-06-03
If that was it, I would. That was one factor, but we just had made so many enemies.
We have now have 3 confirmed reddit powermods who went after the sub in it's dying days.
1 because they banned a user from r/rant and people harassed them.
2 because people brigaded r/desmoines that one time, so legit as a Des Moines resident they were so greatly offended.
3 because they saw people were using naughty language and decided that wouldn't stand.
Add that to Joe, maybe Ant too, as well as at least one (ex?) member of the community that was so obsessed with me not being a reddit mod they wanted the sub gone to spite me personally.
Add that to Logan Lynn and his shitty indie PR team.
I know it's easier to point to one thing and go "that's the reason", but really it was a combination of factors. If you want one thing, it's greatly pissing off three reddit powermods in a short period of time, because members of the community chose to fuck with them (or say naughty words).
1 Turbo-tommy 2019-06-03
Forget the fighting, when are we finally going to settle this on the black top like men. Your fiat, my hemi, and a two lane black top. Like you said, I have no life. But that's because i only live it ten seconds at a time.
But for those ten seconds, brother I'm free.
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
Haha. Now that’s fucking funny..
1 OutlawMemer 2019-06-03
You ain't gonna do shit because you're a faggot pussy coward. Any one of us would wreck your geriatric ass.
1 HappyFriendlyBot 2019-06-03
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1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
🖕🤣
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
Aren’t you a Mod? Why don’t you go moderate? Who the fuck are you Don King? STFU.
1 JamesJCrowe 2019-06-03
how's this for a good natured rib: You made a complete and total ass of yourself on syndicated TV & learned absolutely nothing from the experience. (Keep it up, you retarded lolcow)
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-06-03
Joe if you have such balls, why did you block me on Twitter AND THEN start talking trash? What a bitch move. Which one of your two sisters did you learn that from?
1 Doxxer300 2019-06-03
It's the Cumia way.
1 killgav 2019-06-03
Danny’s back! See Joe run from this one..
1 xterraroc 2019-06-03
As soon as you post Joe goes radio silent for 72 hrs... you gotta give us some more dirt.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-06-03
Joe fingered Bobo in the hot tub.
1 Ranger_Drumpf 2019-06-03
Joe mocks and blocks you because of your nature as the lowest form of (((human))), even lower than a wop kid-fucker, which you claim he is. Hang yourself, you bald dwarf lunatic. Swing swing goes the fruit.
1 JamesLarvaNorton 2019-06-03
Danny! Give us some ammo to finally put this bovine down once and for all! He clearly fears what you know
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-06-03
What info am I supposed to have? Joe was never around just hanging out. I'd see him at holidays and "parties". We'd rarely interact and that was that. I remember him plugging his gigs on my FB page and I'd delete them.
1 JamesLarvaNorton 2019-06-03
He always seems to go dark whenever you pop up in the comments. I always figured it was because he didnt want something being said. Although guess I shouldnt be surprised that he's just a boring, pathetic, attention-seeking old man. "And then I'd delete them" 😂😂😂
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-06-03
That's why "Brother Joe" is almost never invited to parties where he'd embarrass his brother too much, since he's always plugging his shitty cover bands and mugging with everyone who's semi-famous and making them uncomfortable in selfies, like Jim Norton. Anthony will never tell him that "because he's nonconfrontational", aka a beta pussy faggot.
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
Because you’re a sick POS and need help that I can’t give. Unless it’s guitar lessons. STFU and check into a mental hospital. You’re done now.
1 OpieEatsBoogers 2019-06-03
Is this the speech you are practicing for your brother when you finally grow some balls?
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-06-03
Can you provide anything to back up why? It seems like a lot of projection since your little brother touches kids. You have a lot to say into the void but never to the intended recipient. All that shit talk and THIS is what you retort with?
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-06-03
He said there was nothing wrong with his brother and kurt love jacking it to "kp". The cumias are a sinister breed
1 python_hunter 2019-06-03
why you so focused on touching kids? seems like a "thing" with you
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-06-03
Lol. This guy.
1 python_hunter 2019-06-03
"lol" I can see you are much-loved on the platform. lol
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-06-03
You don't wan't to mix yourself up in this. Trust me.
1 python_hunter 2019-06-03
ooooh I'm scared of your child-molesting ways, someone save me from dangerous you
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-06-03
I think you're confused. Anyway if you think you're so tough, my name is Joe Cumia. Come fight me fucker.
1 python_hunter 2019-06-03
thanks, I'll come find you. Try and remember who started this as it happens
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-06-03
Twitter.com/JosephCumia you fucking poopyhead
1 python_hunter 2019-06-03
if that's you, why would you act so proud? jesus, besides coming from apparently a genetically cursed family suffering from near-fatal ugliness, AND your KKK supporters! Congratulations! I'm going to guess there's a very very long line of people waiting to kick your ass and women scorning you, but I'm willing to get in line and wait patiently. Thanks for the info
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-06-03
Yeah that's me you dumb pussy. Me and my U2 cover band wound fucking crush you. Plus I get a sweet allowance from my little brother so, WALLET, CRUSH, DIE.
1 python_hunter 2019-06-03
I was a professional guitarist back in the day too, what a fucking coincidence. since then I got real jobs, a career, a family. I'll bet I'm even a better guitarist and composer than you (wont share my full resume and famous songs in my bands etc though cause besides the fact musicians are a dime a dozen and that's just one of my many many talents...you're a KKK sympathizin motherfucker apparently, if so, fuck off
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-06-03
A better composer??? LOLOLOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgHOSBJOMeM
My brother could crush you. He has so much money, he's the most popular guy with all the middle school girls. What do you fuck, age appropriate women??? Why won't you face me on Twitter, pussy?
1 python_hunter 2019-06-03
I'm not even clicking the link that's how excited I am. a friend of mine by freaky coincidence is ALSO in a U2 cover band (seriously). first of all... the EDGE? hes not a guitarist, he's a digital delay machine. I cut my teeth learning Randy Rhoads solos like Mr. crowley... That's skill. And again WHY THE FUCK WOULD I CARE ABOUT RANDOM QUITE BORING INTERNET-GUY'S BROTHER? L.O. fuckin L
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-06-03
No, pal. That's one of MY originals.
Here's us playing a fucking PACKED show, asshole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gniDNXmXvY
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-06-03
You sound like a fucking retard lmao
1 python_hunter 2019-06-03
you sound like a genius scientist
1 python_hunter 2019-06-03
and in the meantime, show us on the doll where your uncle touched you
1 python_hunter 2019-06-03
oh, I see you provided a fake name, what a "tough guy". You may want to reconsider who you pick fights with next time if there is one
1 JoeGuzzlesChildJizz 2019-06-03
Translation: “because I’m a giant pussy who can’t face the fact that my welfare provider is a racist pedophile alcoholic rapist who bites women and gets fucked in the ass by mentally ill young boys and sends me welfare checks so that he can molest my daughter. I would be destitute without my welfare checks and I’d have to put my daughter on the street to fund my dress up band.”
Pussy Joe
1 killgav 2019-06-03
Can I get some guitar lessons?
1 Doxxer300 2019-06-03
You abandoned your mother.
1 JamesLarvaNorton 2019-06-03
Didnt you admit to jerking to child porn, you sick fuck? Get off reddit and get your kid to school on time! You're an embarrassment!
1 scott__the__dick 2019-06-03
No one cares, Joe.
1 Teddy_Bundyy 2019-06-03
That's right monkey, dance. Dance for our amusement.
1 PrinceAlena 2019-06-03
Janice Cumia. Pedophile apologist and welfare recipient.
Go back down from another fight, pussy
1 xterraroc 2019-06-03
Joe I sniffed you out in 3 posts, don’t act like it’s some great reveal.
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
Not in the last week
1 xterraroc 2019-06-03
You really are a head case.
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
You’re right... Just for being here.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-06-03
You're a full-blown redditard now.
1 JoeGuzzlesChildJizz 2019-06-03
Danny would kick your ass, you pig brained wife beating self hating gay black pedophile.
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
Hahaha. Yeah.
1 BDub621 2019-06-03
Joe needs to fight one of you girls. Who cares who it is
Do it for roe joe
1 RoliMosimann 2019-06-03
Meh. Your brother's back to interacting with us, that kills what little appeal you had.
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
Good for Ant! Basking in the stench of your li’l subs impending demise. I gotta tell you, it’s satisfying as fuck once you get past the smell. Just like your Moms pussy.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-06-03
You're losing it joe, are you rattled after exposing your brother having jerked off to "kp" with his favourite houseguest kurt love?
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
I keep being told, “You’re losing it” over and over for weeks. Losing what? Why haven’t I lost it yet? Is the IT I’m losing YOU? Then why don’t you just get lost already? The Kurt love bit is weak. Even a BeigeFuckquency mockumentary coujdnt give that fairy tale legs. It says nothing to anyone. Cops, FBI agents and people with sensitive jobs in high positions are still associated with Ant. So, STFU and go quiet yourself down with some kind of opioid.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-06-03
Certainly not weight, with udders like yours.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-06-03
Nobody with sensitive jobs in high positions would associate themselves with Anthony because they would never pass a background check.
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
So, you’re savvy to everyone in Ants life then? Do I even know you? Yeah, didn’t think so..
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-06-03
Yes and yes.
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
That only means that you know everything about Howard Stern too...only you’re not obsessed with him because he would never answer or acknowledge in any way, your stupid commentary.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-06-03
But here you are.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-06-03
You're a faggot and you can bet your fag ass that I'm going to do everything in my power to get your Ohio Cattleman's Convention gig cancelled. Have fun explaining away your interview with David Duke and your revenge porn of Judge Millian, cow.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-06-03
Joe Cumia has illegal child porn on his computer, he is a reckless driver, a negligent father AND son, a thief, a liar, a lazy pederast, and a tremendous faggot with HIV. Every one of these statements is provable fact.
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
🖕🤣
1 OutlawMemer 2019-06-03
Only queers and teenage girls use emojis, you corpse-fucker.
1 DOXXER100 2019-06-03
I’m neither. So...you’re incorrect once again. You fuckers are moronic where any semblance of logic is concerned.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-06-03
Coward-ass pedophile.