Look at old Joe giving the young man some advice. He has to win somehow, here he is taking the high moral ground. “We‘d probably both get hurt” sure Joe, sure. It’s not like you’re an overweight 60 year old sack of shit.
“We‘d have a laugh once the bleeding stops” you can tell he’s not a fighting man because he has these romantic ideals. In reality he’d be left stumbling around in the dirt not knowing what happened while thirty leaves to buy some percocets for his broken hand.
Ok, how about Shitcuntfuckdick, JohnnyCakes, RamonFrunkis, JoeCumiasFryingPan... there are 4 that I would take pleasure in beating down. Anyone?? Bueller? Anyone??? New York? I know one is... but he wouldn’t come to meet me.
I've asked him innumerable times to let me know when he has a show that's not at a totally real "VIP, members only, high end country club" on "Long Island or Jersey Shore". He gave me 12 hours notice to get to some mountain resort upstate, presumably because he considers himself a "Catskill Comics" peer.
He either has no shows in the nation's largest city conveniently located minutes from his house or he's scared shitless about what would happen if I actually showed up.
I was going to text him from my Google Voice number and record how often, what time, and at what level of sobriety he texts, calls, and leaves voicemails. But then the sun blew up D=<
Still going to do the bit just waiting for the right time.
I threw him a couple basic human decency bones here and there (like with his daughter) and really made it clear I saw him as a pure drama lolcow. Who may be the butt of the joke but is such an interesting character that he makes it entertaining for everyone.
I don’t think we should give up on reddit. If SpaceEdge in essence locked himself and the rest of the members out, we should appeal to the reddit admins about turning it over to the members and reopening it up. Though the content has changed, what’s always United us, has been the O and A banner. Now we have people fighting amongst ourselves instead of focusing on providing hilarious content among the members and making fun that shitty author.
You reach out to the admins, they don't get back to you.
You ask what you need to do in order to keep the sub open, they don't get back to you.
Or more importantly, they don't get back to me. If any of you fucks can do it better, convince them our regime fucked everything up and under your authority things will be different, what else can we lose?
40 comments
1 TyCobbFuckParty 2019-06-02
Advice from a fat coward. Get cancer joe.
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-06-02
Look at old Joe giving the young man some advice. He has to win somehow, here he is taking the high moral ground. “We‘d probably both get hurt” sure Joe, sure. It’s not like you’re an overweight 60 year old sack of shit.
1 late_50s_why 2019-06-02
Lol didn't even realize that he thought he could hurt 30
1 TheRealJirnNorton 2019-06-02
Breaking news: Internet tough guy backs out when someone challenges him
1 SpikeSpiegel__ 2019-06-02
Joe’s chummy attitude after he sends an invitation to fight is what I hate about him most.
He’s genuinely scared and would clearly regret playing a pretend tough guy in a physical confrontation.
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-06-02
“We‘d have a laugh once the bleeding stops” you can tell he’s not a fighting man because he has these romantic ideals. In reality he’d be left stumbling around in the dirt not knowing what happened while thirty leaves to buy some percocets for his broken hand.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-06-02
So Joe just wants to tussle with an in shape man in the dirt and have a fruity cocktail after is what your saying?
1 1073WAAF 2019-06-02
What a wimp. He would have looked like less of a sissy if he just didn’t respond at all.
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-06-02
Joe threatens to fight people he doesnt know on here constantly. What a pussy.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-06-02
Didn't he have a list of 4 specific people he wanted to fight?
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-06-02
I think you might have been one of them.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-06-02
I shit talked him a lot but he never challenged me to fisticuffs. I know he wanted to fight BeigeFrequency, though.
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-06-02
It was you and joecumiasfryingpan, I think okayseriouslybro was on there too.
1 2UsRoadie 2019-06-02
He posted it about two weeks ago:
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-06-02
Stand corrected TYFYS
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-06-02
I'm almost insulted he didn't want to fight me. I constantly reminded him how he drove a little faggot car and was in a shitty band.
1 commissarjb 2019-06-02
I guess he agrees with you.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-06-02
I've asked him innumerable times to let me know when he has a show that's not at a totally real "VIP, members only, high end country club" on "Long Island or Jersey Shore". He gave me 12 hours notice to get to some mountain resort upstate, presumably because he considers himself a "Catskill Comics" peer.
He either has no shows in the nation's largest city conveniently located minutes from his house or he's scared shitless about what would happen if I actually showed up.
I was going to text him from my Google Voice number and record how often, what time, and at what level of sobriety he texts, calls, and leaves voicemails. But then the sun blew up D=<
Still going to do the bit just waiting for the right time.
1 FiatBarbie 2019-06-02
If you are a child and the user above tried to engage you inappropriately, please, contact to the admins immidiately! Do not respond!
1 FiatBarbie 2019-06-02
If you are a child and the user above tried to engage you inappropriately, please, contact to the admins immidiately! Do not respond!
1 FiatBarbie 2019-06-02
If you are a child and the user above tried to engage you inappropriately, please, contact to the admins immediately! Do not respond!
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-06-02
Me and Joe are actually on good terms.
I threw him a couple basic human decency bones here and there (like with his daughter) and really made it clear I saw him as a pure drama lolcow. Who may be the butt of the joke but is such an interesting character that he makes it entertaining for everyone.
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-06-02
I don’t think we should give up on reddit. If SpaceEdge in essence locked himself and the rest of the members out, we should appeal to the reddit admins about turning it over to the members and reopening it up. Though the content has changed, what’s always United us, has been the O and A banner. Now we have people fighting amongst ourselves instead of focusing on providing hilarious content among the members and making fun that shitty author.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-06-02
You reach out to the admins, they don't get back to you.
You ask what you need to do in order to keep the sub open, they don't get back to you.
Or more importantly, they don't get back to me. If any of you fucks can do it better, convince them our regime fucked everything up and under your authority things will be different, what else can we lose?
1 xterraroc 2019-06-02
God please let me be on the top of that list.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-06-02
Joe's "to fight" list: Josh Fonner, PhillipMarma, Chris Kuhn and any random crippled member of the sub that's missing their legs.
1 thirtymiligrams 2019-06-02
Where is that response? Twitter?
1 Keiths_skin_tag 2019-06-02
Instagram
1 xterraroc 2019-06-02
What’s this douches instagram?
1 Keiths_skin_tag 2019-06-02
I’m not sure, I just saw the original video that thirty posted here earlier.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-06-02
It's in the screenshot stupid: rottgutt
1 xterraroc 2019-06-02
Shit... thank you
1 thirtymiligrams 2019-06-02
Where's that response? Twitter?
1 McGowan9 2019-06-02
He deleted it apparently. He is a faggot.
1 Jesuskush666 2019-06-02
"For no reason" Joe is a fucking piece of garbage. A 65 year old woman. Talk that sass nigger
1 xterraroc 2019-06-02
“I’ll kick your ass” then “ let’s be friends!” Ending with once again “I’ll kick your ass” fucking zero
1 Doxxer300 2019-06-02
I really don't like Joe Cumia. Not one bit.
1 Sternacthegreat 2019-06-02
I guess Anthony wasn't the only one Joe Sr. should've taken for "Man Training".
1 BillDing2009 2019-06-02
Joe was talking all this shit saying he'd show up at ppls houses and totally just pussied out
1 JoeyTheZa 2019-06-02
Pussy