Remember: TheCumia is still up. Do your part, gang.

64  2019-09-04 by ZombieRoeCumia

15 comments

Is this the account Joe started and said "This is Joe Cumia, I'm going to run this account just like it was Anthony wink wink".... Joe's simple bovine mind thinks such stupid ideas are brilliant. He really got excited hoping to earn his allowance this month.

the fact that anyone would be invested in their brother's twitter account is fucking pathetic

Well, if they were 12-14 it wouldn't be, but these are 60 year old men.

I've known men and these goobers are no men

It's a 100% certainty that Fat Tits was read the riot act by his drunken brother after his Reddit antics led to the loss of his precious, precious Twitter accounts. With his allowance (and by extension his entire lifestyle) on the line, he dutifully dropped everything and spent Labor Day weekend furiously working to get Ant up and tweeting again lest he ended up being forced to sell his guitar collection to help pay for his nipple chafing cream.

seems to be taking a page from our experiences with perpetual shutdowns and regroupings.

obviously forgetting that these subs are actually funny and draw hundreds of followers within a day.

I do it three to four times a day, I should step it up

Wonder if twitters algorithms will detect the similar pattern of black crime stat posts and 5am xanex tweets to link the account back to Nana

So what happened this time? I can't keep track anymore.

Ant lost his Twitter account, his super-secret Twitter account, and the account Joe set up for him using Ant's phone number in about three days.

Currently Ant's LARPing as a black lady on Twitter, which is a shame, as the lady whose photo he's using is 30x the person he is.

Ant’s a social media addicted poof.

One never knows when the Cumia is about.

Around Cumia hacks, never relax

I think @thecumiashow is being utilized as a workaround for the banned podcast host.

Why has this account not been reported?