Jerry: “So, Col, you wanna grab a bite to eat after this? We’ll take the Porsche.” Colin: “No can do. I have to meet my good friend Joe. He’s an Edge cosplayer and apparently some strangers on the internet have been giving him a real hard time and he’d like to discuss it, at length.”
160 2019-09-04 by pashow84
29 comments
1 suirogerg 2019-09-04
My ribs are hurtin’
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-09-04
Jerry: I was going to finally introduce you to Larry David. He hinted to me, that he is really interested in getting to know you. Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards will also be having dinner with us. That is as much as I can say right now...
Colin: I'm terribly sorry. You are my dear friend, but Joe really needs me right now. In fact our families are really close. No way i can come and have dinner with you today, Jerry.
1 KPIH 2019-09-04
That reminds me. What is the MichaelRichardsBot up to these days?
1 quasi100 2019-09-04
he's over in /r/LoganLynn i think
1 MonsteRain 2019-09-04
holy shit people are still going after that cunt haha
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1 spacesheriffgavan 2019-09-04
La famiglia.
1 Persianschlong 2019-09-04
He is a 6'1 entertainment mogul. So much talent you'd have to.
1 literalotherkin 2019-09-04
Colin was all ready to have dinner with Jerry and discuss their next collaboration but then realized their schedules clashed. Shame.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-09-04
Jerry is cute as a button...
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-09-04
Sitting on a plane laughing like Muttley at this while the other passengers ask to switch seats.
1 literalotherkin 2019-09-04
They want to switch because of the smell. Don't kid yourself.
1 thrillated 2019-09-04
You don't think his fecal musk is inviting?
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-09-04
There’s funny, then there’s just plain rude.
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-09-04
Intoxicating
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-09-04
Even worse are his looks
1 JoesGobletofKidSpit 2019-09-04
Did you point to your 87th airborne hat and give em "the look"?
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-09-04
"You tell Joe that I hate that sub as well and he has my full support!"
Jerry probably
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-09-04
Jerry - Are you ever going to introduce me to Joe? C'mon Colin, I've been begging you for years, you know how much I admire his work
Colin - I dunno Jerr, he's pretty busy these days, his time is very valuable.
1 hulkanator 2019-09-04
Jerry- How about next week? I'm open Tuesday night.
Colin- Joe rescheduled a dinner with Mila Kunis. Their schedules clashed last time.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-09-04
This sounds like shit Colin would deadpan about Bobo.
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-09-04
"Sorry Jer, I have to go out to Ronconkima to meet Joe, he's playing a gig with Judith Priest. After the show were heading to the ranch for a little, you know, a little dancing. Another time though, oh yea Jer have you seen the new Landau special? Some real knee slappers on there, alright cya "
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-09-04
You guys make me cry sometimes ;p
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-09-04
Jerry: that's a shame
1 just_a_mean_person 2019-09-04
"Listen Jer, I'm not listening to your plebeian advice I know this guy, 122 IQ. Guy's so smart they gave him his own lane in traffic.
1 JoeBot100 2019-09-04
Ahhhahaha!! Your knowledge is only surpassed by your stupidity!! Ahhhahaha!!
Johnny Ramone played with a legendary band and wrote his own music, made MILLIONS. NOT a better guitarist than me. I play gigs you can’t find anymore. What does that tell you? Private and corporate. Big pay days.
You’re a spoiled little rich kid who if it weren’t for your parents $$$wealth$$$ would more than likely be composing artisan sandwiches with your contemporaries at Panera Bread.
Mama’s Li’l rich boy. I know who you are and what you do. Some of that “useless info”. But don’t worry! I won’t get myself kicked off here for doxing you. You’re not worth the hit. I’m saving that for some really special assholes.
1 gayandafaggot 2019-09-04
ha did joe say him and colin were friends
1 pashow84 2019-09-04
He sure did