Beige will probably end up making a much better video on the subject, but I live by Park City and have always wanted to submit something to Sundance. Throwing my hat into the ring.

120  2019-09-04 by ManiacalChrisBenoit

53 comments

1  fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-04

Aww sheeit, nigguh.

1  Poo-U 2019-09-04

It’s very important that this gets out there.

1  ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-09-04

It really does. We can be heroes just for one day.

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-04

Mania.. Manialca... ManialcaChrisBenoite KILLIN' IT for us today with the Wallflowers reference.

I go deep with the Wallflowers.

Ever hear this song called Only One Headlight? It's about how the guy is having girl trouble and shit like that, it's fawkin' broooootal.

1  ProgeriaJimmy 2019-09-04

Chilling.

1  aRTie02150 2019-09-04

I love the ominous music

1  Leofan7 2019-09-04

Almost felt like Leah Remini's Scientology series.

1  ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-09-04

Plan to have it finished by November.

1  Toss__Pot 2019-09-04

Ho-Movember is appropriate for Anth

1  Amish_Supremacist 2019-09-04

and Moovember is appropriate for he who moos

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-04

Ask not for whom the cowbell tolls

1  Nuwanda84 2019-09-04

More terrifying than IT.

1  JoshFromMichigan 2019-09-04

He must be stopped.

1  SpikeSpiegel__ 2019-09-04

Don’t compare yourself to Beige or that fag Porsalin.

Just do your own thing but put in the effort to actually make quality content if you’re willing to go through with it - don’t half-ass it.

So far, this trailer is pretty good and I’m looking forward to it if it keeps this tone. A more serious project could be what separates you from Beige’s lightheartedness and Porsalin’s attempts at shitty comedy.

1  ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-09-04

Thanks, Brotherman. I'm keeping with the serious tone so it can appeal to 'normies'.

1  Phantas_Magorical 2019-09-04

I always just assumed you were beige based on the name. I think he said it was one of his favorite bits or something

1  FatFaggotSpaceEdge 2019-09-04

If you want Porsalin to make better videos you should donate to my... I mean HIS Patreon.

1  thrillated 2019-09-04

/u/porsalin comment?

1  thrillated 2019-09-04

I like the documentaries that both of them do, Porsalin has very high production quality also, though you're right about the excessive editing and shitty one-liners.

1  Toss__Pot 2019-09-04

Vurrry gud.

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1  sebulba_69ing_jarjar 2019-09-04

What’s that fat creep doing filming the empty swingset?

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-04

Criminals always return to the scene of the crime

1  BlackManMoan 2019-09-04

Nice. Should've added the audio "I'd go as low as 9" at the very end.

1  fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-04

"I'd fuck a 3 year old if it had toys like that! (like that 14 year old)"

1  SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-09-04

That audio with some reverb and a touch of distortion would be perfect.

Minor suggestion: add a drop shadow or a halo to the text quotes. Maybe an offwhite color for the font itself (slight yellow/gold tint).

1  4stepsbackward 2019-09-04

There's a geyser of child spit in this video. I'm surprised to see Joe Cumia isn't passed out by it.

1  Snake_____86 2019-09-04

Either you or Beige at some point need to breakdown the Worm and how he fucked an underage girl in Nana's basement.

1  fawwkyeah 2019-09-04

Good shit brotherman

1  FullMushroom 2019-09-04

I support this. And i promise to like and upvote this shit once it comes out.

1  AmberBeard 2019-09-04

Thank you for your service.

1  ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-09-04

I'm humbled by your support.

1  Audibledogfarts 2019-09-04

your ages should be lower and going down. like 13 to 9

1  thrillated 2019-09-04

You should've called it "The Right Thirteen"

1  TheBlueAwning 2019-09-04

Those are my quotes. I will be sending you 766 DMCA takedowns after I finish my cud.

1  JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-04

Everybody knows the government overlooks the first 765

1  BeigeFrequency 2019-09-04

If you make the video with this kind of tone, it will be pretty amazing.

1  ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-09-04

Thanks, that is the plan.

1  thrillated 2019-09-04

Now you two should start talking about the craft of documentary-making for 2 hours on a podcast.

1  BeigeFrequency 2019-09-04

If chapo trap house can make 140k a month...

1  Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-09-04

SICK, man. Looks great so far.

u/beigefrequency: THIS is how it should look, if you're trying to get the Anthony Cumia story out to the normies.

1  BeigeFrequency 2019-09-04

Yes, instead of doing my own thing, I should emulate somebody else style to get the attention of "Normies." Brilliant plan.

1  Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-09-04

Just take your beating stupid, stop being a fag about it.

1  BeigeFrequency 2019-09-04

What beating?

1  MonsieurSodomie 2019-09-04

16 going on 17 is a beautiful title

1  ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-09-04

Beeeeutiful

1  DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-09-04

Suggestion: At the very end when the music is spookiest, cut to Anthony shouting, "I am FUCKING my BROTHER'S DAUGHTER!"

1  suelightninglover 2019-09-04

This is Anthony's Leaving Neverland.

1  ThankYou_Comrade 2019-09-04

"Why are you filming a childrens playground"

"Oh I'm just shooting a documentary about a pedophile"

1  Nothing_of_merit 2019-09-04

You're doing God's work man! I will click that liker in honour of those Anth has bitten...

1  Christopher_Barton 2019-09-04

The title made me fucking laugh so hard thinking about Joe reading it and yelling at the screen. I can't wait for this.

1  TheWelfareMan 2019-09-04

Love the music, chilling stuff!

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-09-04

Excellent, I cant wait to see the final thing