Have you ever met a straight Bette Midler fan? I think Joe’s trying to come out of the closet.

22  2019-09-04 by ZombieRoeCumia

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Few things are as insufferable as hearing some amateur guitar noodler pretending that their opinions on music are fraught with meaning because they're "in the business" and understand music more than you dopey civilians do.

Who the fuck is Haley Reinhart?

That’s Joe’s new stage name. He puts on a wig and gets pounded anally after gigs. I think the sub’s past you by.

She does the voice of Bill on F Is For Family and she's on that Postmodern Jukebox YouTube thing a lot. She actually is a really good singer and she's super hot. It's still a gay take.

Who gives a flying rat fuck?

I love ants cover of " Mamas shoes".

I honestly have never seen wouldn't've as a contraction before.

It's the dialect of the Bovine Retard species.

It actually is grammatically correct though, however odd it may look, most people would just write "wouldn't have" though because how bad do you need to convey your slanted English in a fucking typed format? Save that shit for fictional dialogue where it belongs.

Joe secretly lives like the guys from the movie "The Birdcage". But being 6 ft 1 and a Vet he seriously represses his homosexual urges by battling "Redditards" all day long. But this was just a moment of weakness.

GAY!

They had no right to remake Beaches.