He got the fridge!

34  2019-09-03 by ZombieRoeCumia

39 comments

Eggs look brown, Anthony must have had them up his ass

Organic eggs ONLY Redditards!

he's a shitter

This guy shits

I believe the word you're looking for is "chicken"

No silly you crack the eggs open and then you fuck them.

Oooh Heineken~

It's considered watery pish in the country that spawned it, but very popular among the Afro-Americans, I'm told.

PBR’s on the lower shelf. He’s edgy. Is beer keto friendly?

Lactaid, poor Joey's sensitive tum tum's can't handle regular milk

It would be weird to drink real cow’s milk. That would be like us human niggas drinking pure breast milk.

Yet more proof that he's lacking any European DNA.

Carol doesn’t need it because she’s a squirter (diarrhea, folks)

That's an embarassingly small fridge for a so called "compound east"

Father of 4. Plus 2 adults.

He also has 4 stomachs because he is a cow. Moooooooooo!

Exactly; we need to count the lawn, too.

It looks like the bedroom fridge of a diabetic retiree.

Carol keeps most of the food in the gingerbread house she lures children into

It's like six beers wide. I've seen bigger refrigerators in dorm rooms.

Even his home appliances are gay.

Any guesses on which one he keeps his trophy cum from Big Apple Ranch

His esophagus, then stomach.

Stomachs **

Just found the new sub boys

No black men's penises?

He keeps those up his ass.

What about the ones he's not using

I am surprised there aren’t any severed heads in there, but of course we can’t see what’s in the freezer

Lactaid-Carol must get the milk shits.

They would be called the milk squirts.

She squirts in more than one way.

Is he really expecting people to go take a picture of their fridge?

Aspiring actresses living in an apartment in a big city they can't afford have better stocked fridges.

I'm confused, is this something that he's proud of?

Nice lactose intolerance, stupid.

Man, that keto ham squares (with whole fatty mayo) diet is really paying dividends. It was so easy. No more wheezing and gasping for breath after tying his Wal-Mart sneakers for Joe! The pounds really melted away.

The only thing meant for consumtion is the pizza, the rest is Anthonys anal toys and Child spit / Cum containers.

Where is all of your grass at?