Holy shit! We thought his original account had alot of tweets. Imagine if you add up all of his alts he was using simultaneously. Its easily 3-4x the amount we originally thought.
I thought that marrying your brother's sloppy seconds and then going through a very embarrassing and very public divorce was the most pathetic thing Anthony has ever done but here we are.
Getting beaten up by a woman, throwing a hissy fit about it on social media and then losing his lucrative and easy job over the fallout has to be up there too.
I also enjoyed the time he had a passionate sexual affair with a transsexual and, when found out, tried to play it off as just being a regular heterosexual guy who enjoyed hanging out platonically with a transgender porn performer, like it was something that everyone does.
Next time you watch it, pay attention to how he answers Dani's question about the egg. His lisp emerges when he says "no." Tells you all you need to know.
A "black" man who has at least 50% more white DNA than Anthony or Joe, had a far better upbringing and astronomically better education than either one of them.
Obama is not an "African American" in the real sense of the word. He is not descended from slaves who were shipped over to be brutally exploited. The Cumias are though. Sicily rather than Senegal, but same place in society.
Barry is the son of a woman of purely Northern European stock and a Kenyan from a background monied enough to study in America. He was born as Anthony and Joe's social better and it drives them crazy.
This has been my theory for a while. Obama's mom earned a Phd and his dad studied economics at Harvard. Meanwhile, Joe Sr stole coins from gumball machines before moving to california to pretend to be a cowboy and Roe was a dancer.
Obama was born in Hawaii and spent much of his youth abroad, learning about other cultures and people. On the other hand, Anthony was born in a white trash neighborhood and refuses to move out of a state that he hates.
Obama studied law, became a senator and then the president of the united states. Anthony didn't graduate highschool because he skipped gym class.
At his peak, his original Twitter had like 250k followers. Now he can barely muster 10,000 before he's banned. And his oafish brother brags about shutting down subs and losing the subscribers without any shred of irony.
Most men of his age in his position are spending Labor Day weekend traveling or having fun backyard parties or maybe doing some useful projects around the house. Tony Two-Shirts is stumbling around his house in a sad frenzy, desperately trying to re-establish his faggy Twitter presence like the enormous gaping moe he is. It's impossible to even fathom why his gay tweeting means so, so much to him but obviously it's become the core of his entire identity now to the point where he can't even think about anything else.
Here we see the true identity of Anthony emerging, from the years of Bud Light hops intake, to finally embrace becoming Felicia the sensitive black woman who would sometimes slip out after a few drinks and a call from Danny.
I support the transition - goodbye Anthony Cumia, hello Felicia Hardy!
Reminder that Ant's had an account on the free speech network "Voat" for years, but is too scared to use because without Twitter's policing people say mean and hurtful things to him.
Imagine being 67 years old and not only stealing a random black woman's identity to tell corny racist jokes on twitter, but to immediately follow 580+ people as soon as you create the fake account.
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1 fawwkyeah 2019-09-02
They do shit like this and then claim we’re obsessed, their desperation is insane
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-09-02
2,336 tweets under this account. This man never ceases to amaze me.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-02
Holy shit! We thought his original account had alot of tweets. Imagine if you add up all of his alts he was using simultaneously. Its easily 3-4x the amount we originally thought.
1 Audibledogfarts 2019-09-02
how old is this account? thats an absurd amount of tweeting: this is a brand new account. holy crap
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-09-02
Probably a few days
1 ScarletNumeroo 2019-09-02
August 5. u/redditsipowillsuck
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-09-02
Hahah, what a fucking degenerate.
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-02
I thought that marrying your brother's sloppy seconds and then going through a very embarrassing and very public divorce was the most pathetic thing Anthony has ever done but here we are.
1 McGowan9 2019-09-02
Getting beaten up by a woman, throwing a hissy fit about it on social media and then losing his lucrative and easy job over the fallout has to be up there too.
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-02
It's hard to pick a favorite among so many great options.
1 McGowan9 2019-09-02
I also enjoyed the time he had a passionate sexual affair with a transsexual and, when found out, tried to play it off as just being a regular heterosexual guy who enjoyed hanging out platonically with a transgender porn performer, like it was something that everyone does.
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-02
The ass egg revelation is a sleeper pick of mine.
1 McGowan9 2019-09-02
"You...er...open it and...er...fuck it."
Sure you do, you rotten old faggot. Sure you do.
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-02
Next time you watch it, pay attention to how he answers Dani's question about the egg. His lisp emerges when he says "no." Tells you all you need to know.
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1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-09-02
The way he says “..no..” is so funny.
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-02
The only way I can attempt to spell it is "neaux."
1 [deleted] 2019-09-02
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1 lenlawler 2019-09-02
Pencil me in for "chasing a 40+ year old man he thought was a teenager", plz
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-02
Thats so pathetic its hard to even report this one. I think we should make him stay cosplaying as a black woman for a while. May do em some good.
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-09-02
I agree.
Still reported it, though.
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-09-02
Thank you for your service
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-09-02
Still the saddest shit ever though, I used to really like Anthony.
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-09-02
He used to be so funny! What happened to him?
1 FedallahX 2019-09-02
He got lost.
1 thrillated 2019-09-02
Got lost?!
1 FedallahX 2019-09-02
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNtcWql5yeg
1 thrillated 2019-09-02
Check out the echoes after Ron says Anthony got lost. They say something...
1 waldodabz 2019-09-02
I’m still hilarious!
1 Tashter 2019-09-02
Yeah but what about the NIGGERS?!
1 BlackManMoan 2019-09-02
Having a black president really got under his skin.
1 McGowan9 2019-09-02
A "black" man who has at least 50% more white DNA than Anthony or Joe, had a far better upbringing and astronomically better education than either one of them.
Obama is not an "African American" in the real sense of the word. He is not descended from slaves who were shipped over to be brutally exploited. The Cumias are though. Sicily rather than Senegal, but same place in society.
Barry is the son of a woman of purely Northern European stock and a Kenyan from a background monied enough to study in America. He was born as Anthony and Joe's social better and it drives them crazy.
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-09-02
This has been my theory for a while. Obama's mom earned a Phd and his dad studied economics at Harvard. Meanwhile, Joe Sr stole coins from gumball machines before moving to california to pretend to be a cowboy and Roe was a dancer.
Obama was born in Hawaii and spent much of his youth abroad, learning about other cultures and people. On the other hand, Anthony was born in a white trash neighborhood and refuses to move out of a state that he hates.
Obama studied law, became a senator and then the president of the united states. Anthony didn't graduate highschool because he skipped gym class.
1 Joe_Cumias_DD214 2019-09-02
“So, so, so, you’re saying my dad was the biggest nigger of all?”
1 jjoharanyc1 2019-09-02
If only someone could do a documentary or something about this heinous creature...and have them remain on the open internet...nevuhmind.
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-09-02
We stopped being teenagers
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-02
Speak for yourself! AIDS!
1 Audibledogfarts 2019-09-02
ol pissy eyes did it to himself
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-09-02
He’s been living as an elderly black woman for some time now.
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1 UnemployedOpie 2019-09-02
At his peak, his original Twitter had like 250k followers. Now he can barely muster 10,000 before he's banned. And his oafish brother brags about shutting down subs and losing the subscribers without any shred of irony.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-09-02
Brags about shutting down our subs as if this is anything we do beyond staving off boredom while we shit.
Anthony has a failing 'media empire' to promote and Twitter would be a great platform for that. He loses way more than we do with all this nonsense.
1 cthulhu_110 2019-09-02
No amount of promotion is saving CPM. Who the fuck is going to pay $9 to listen to an old man tell ‘jokes’ about Thelma and James?
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-09-02
I guess some people want to hear old movie references. Who gives a fuck about his angrily stammered political views though?
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-02
Fat Long Island boomers for both.
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-09-02
I think Joaf knows he fucked up this time, he pretty much guaranteed that Anth's Twitter account will never be safe from the flying monkeys.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-02
This will quite literally never happen
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-09-02
hehe, Slovine already tried to pin the blame on Antifa
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-09-02
Brothaman has 229K Folllowers
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-09-02
And a blue checkmark that Nana will never see again.
1 quasi100 2019-09-02
https://imgur.com/a/hqG2GiQ
one follower!!!!!!
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-09-02
Easily searchable and memorable -- good job Joe
1 cthulhu_110 2019-09-02
He really is mentally ill. Imagine your grandpa not being able to stay off a social media platform.
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-09-02
Can’t he just use his computer for porn and emails like a normal 60 year old retiree?
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1 waldodabz 2019-09-02
Imagine your grandpa getting fucked by mentally ill boys and then buying them a tit job
1 Bdunn0 2019-09-02
All this is being done with military precision.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-09-02
... from ass to nuts, Joe does it all.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-02
82nd Airborne will do that to a man.
1 joemoomia 2019-09-02
Most men of his age in his position are spending Labor Day weekend traveling or having fun backyard parties or maybe doing some useful projects around the house. Tony Two-Shirts is stumbling around his house in a sad frenzy, desperately trying to re-establish his faggy Twitter presence like the enormous gaping moe he is. It's impossible to even fathom why his gay tweeting means so, so much to him but obviously it's become the core of his entire identity now to the point where he can't even think about anything else.
1 CasinoIndian 2019-09-02
Aw jeez, Ant.
1 obscurity_beckons 2019-09-02
A-HA-HA, Holy shit!
1 lllfrlll 2019-09-02
im sure "Felicia" wouldn't appreciate her photo being used to promote pro-trump propaganda
1 AnferneeCumiyayuh 2019-09-02
Above all else... real
1 Skip4play 2019-09-02
If only he put this much energy into his network.
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-09-02
All he has to do is have 8 beers, a pile of Xanax and start making fun of other radio shows without the racial shit and I'd probably listen.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-02
Im down with racist jokes (obviously we all are) but reciting FBI crime statistics isnt telling jokes no matter which way you cut it. Nana got lost.
1 Boxocox696969 2019-09-02
No but him claiming he’s white is hysterical
1 HandsomeBlue 2019-09-02
Here we see the true identity of Anthony emerging, from the years of Bud Light hops intake, to finally embrace becoming Felicia the sensitive black woman who would sometimes slip out after a few drinks and a call from Danny.
I support the transition - goodbye Anthony Cumia, hello Felicia Hardy!
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-02
Doesn't this dummy know this will follow him to his urn? We'll one day soon be posting our condolences to the Hardy family on his obituary page.
1 Jungies 2019-09-02
Reminder that Ant's had an account on the free speech network "Voat" for years, but is too scared to use because without Twitter's policing people say mean and hurtful things to him.
1 FourzyLogo 2019-09-02
You mean gab?
1 Jungies 2019-09-02
Where the fuck is my FUCKING GAB?!? FUCK!!!
(Yes, I do.)
1 Boxocox696969 2019-09-02
He lasted a day on gab. Same deal
1 BlackManMoan 2019-09-02
Whose picture is that? I doubt it's being used with the proper permission if you know what I mean.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-09-02
DMCA! SUBPOENA! DISCOVERY PHASE!!! You lose redditards 😎😎😎
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-09-02
UPDATE: Felicia (Karen) has been identified:
https://www.reddit.com/r/opie_anthony/comments/cyso4r/felicia_has_been_found_i_have_gotten_in_contact/
1 schmuckOnWheels 2019-09-02
This is the funniest thing he's done in years, let him keep the Twitter account
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-02
2,336 tweets in a month. Tweets that go out to nobody. Incognito tweets because he can't behave.
What a goddamned idiot.
1 DentureChamp1488 2019-09-02
This account can be Permanently Suspended for impersonation, child.
1 SwastikaMadeOfNWords 2019-09-02
Imagine being 67 years old and not only stealing a random black woman's identity to tell corny racist jokes on twitter, but to immediately follow 580+ people as soon as you create the fake account.
What a miserable old faggot