Joe, here are 15 Reasons Why You Are a Nig:

41  2019-09-01 by wbgreen

  1. Lazy. Have never held a real job in your 60 years of life.

  2. Entitled. Mooch off welfare but act like you earned it.

  3. Had an absent father. The only skills he handed down to you were how to be a petty criminal.

  4. Raised by a single mother who smoked crack and sucked big black dicks.

  5. Didn't graduate high school, yet constantly mouth off your opinions as if you are an expert on everything.

  6. Sabotage you own child's education.

  7. Smell like a mix of piss, lard and cocoa butter.

  8. Don't own a real suit. Wear dumb shit you see on TV.

  9. Loud and belligerent. Want to fight anyone who "disses" you.

  10. Sold and smoked crack, with and without your family.

  11. Think you are a skilled musician but don't know keys or how to read music.

  12. Homophobic despite having had gay sex on the down low.

  13. Beat your wife

  14. Think you hit the jackpot by getting a white girlfriend who looks like dog shit.

  15. Use Italian words (La Famiglia) and glorify Italian-American culture, despite being descended from African tribesmen.

13 comments

1  Ranger_Drumpf 2019-09-01

Cumio Wakandans

1  ElFaporino 2019-09-01

Use Italian words

The GabaGhoul is still a great ant nickname

1  Justsomeapple4 2019-09-01

Damn this list is so true except he doesn’t have a black man’s swagger/big dick energy.

1  GreekIsExtra 2019-09-01

I mean I always knew he was a nigger, but when you lay it all out like that... man, what a fucking nigger. Point 8 really brought it all home, with his meme clothes and white leather kicks.

1  cthulhu_110 2019-09-01

Joe is the type of guy who calls Harvard students libtards because they haven’t gone through the school of hard knocks. Joe you are literally everything you hate and you are too dumb to see the irony or have any self awareness.

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1  Bdunn0 2019-09-01

Probably doesn't eat pussy either, not that I can blame him given what he's working with.

1  [deleted] 2019-09-01

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1  tjdon 2019-09-01

Do anth next. I mean cut and paste

1  wbgreen 2019-09-01

Let's see,

  1. Poses with his (former) gun collection.

  2. Thinks hitting women makes him tough.

  3. Has a criminal record.

  4. Thinks a McMansion with a underwater, high APR mortgage is a palace.

  5. Calls everyone nigger.

Just off the top of my head

1  RapistWithHIV 2019-09-01

Nappy hair that needs constant care.

1  SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-09-01

/u/michaelrichardsbot comment?

1  liljoeyk 2019-09-01

Films himself committing crimes then posts it on the internet