Dignity sold for $2,300 split four ways, one full day of travel

53  2019-08-30 by billdipshitbellamy

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It's so funny how THAT was his best shirt for a TV appearance. Did he believe that 82nd Airborne shirt gave him more credibility or did he just think it looked good? I mean who the fuck wears a screen printed T shirt for a national TV show taping? He didn't own a single shirt without something printed on it? What sort of 60 year old bovine doesn't own at least one halfway decent grown-up shirt?

He also wore Walmart shoes.

He was, at age 60, completely incapable of putting together a normal adult outfit for himself. Even a plain black T shirt would have been preferable to his cheesy military swag but, like the retard he is, he doesn't even own one.

And those shoes looked like the shoes my grandpa used to wear when he went mall-walking. He doesn't even own a pair of Timberlands or something. A 60 year old man with a closet full of children's clothes is a fucking loser.

He's like Sam in 25 years.

What an asshole

Valor doesn't steal itself

He was also wearing his made-in-China stolen valour hat, too - at least on the drive up - so I think he was going for extra credibility.

It just came off as more cosplay, though.

Imagine hitting sixty and having not a single accomplishment you can point to.

"Wow, check out Mr. Cumia's 82nd Airborne shirt. Well, if he served in the Air Cav his integrity must be beyond reproach, as the 82nd only accepts the very best. I think I will believe anything Mr. Cumia says now. He really demonstrated some intelligence and foresight by donning that shirt today!"

You and I both know that exact scenario played out in his head as he grabbed that number from his closet floor and took a sniff to make sure it didn't smell too funky.

"THIS WILL PROVE TO THE JUDGE THAT I'M NOT A RACIST PEDOPHILE PIECE OF SHIT"

(Reminder: the case was about if a contract says you must notify the contractor in writing, whether a phone call will suffice. All that racist pedophile stuff was just Joe airing his dirty laundry on worldwide TV for absolutely no benefit to him, as the case law is fairly well established).

Thank you

Leave it alone, libtard.

Yes he thinks it gives him credibility and looks good. He also thinks it’s cool like he doesn’t wear a full suit because he’s just a chill dude but he dresses up a little.

I mean at least he’s wearing sleeves. Actually I bet that’s a sleeveless shirt and they made him put the jacket on.

In a case to defend himself against accusations of militant white supremacy, he decided to wear black military regalia, a shaved head and goatee

The only time nana ever dressed like a man was when Jill nicholini was dressing him for their photo ops. Even then he looked like he just took the clothes out of a bag for his first communion