Nah, Truthfully? Back in the day she had a nice tight ass and pussy...nice tits too! ...very cute and very horny. The kinda white trash any brutha would enjoy blowing a load on/in. Yes, I did have one last go on their wedding night, but it was with her cousin Amy. She was in from CA for the wedding and told me later that Jen told her I was a great fuck. Fond memories.
Dude running a SlowBroJoe tribute account is one thing, but this is too dirt bag creepy even for me and I feel the need to intercede on /u/Doxxer100 behalf as this has crossed a moral line for me. Not only do I have douchechills but I'm doing the shuddering grimace ughhh face. Not even boomerfags condescend to that level of disrespectful braggadocio over nothing "conquests" but as funny as this parody work is, I bet there are actually some classless nothings who talk like this about white trash whores.
"Ayy she had a nice fffawkin pusss ayyy! All duh "bruthas" blew loads in huh and onhuh aguuush so dat tells yuh the calibuh of womunh I scraped by on during the primerib of my life. Ayy and even her fugging cummin cuzzin was down for some lovin right after I fucked the bride on huh wedding night! Fond memories. I'm duh shit."
In college, I slept with the niece of the Sultan of Brunei. I have no way to prove this, but it absolutely happened. While the sex wasn't the best, she was absolutely stunning, a wonderful woman, and a lot of fun. We still talk randomly and she's happily married to a total choad, but I sometimes wonder what my life would be like in that reality. Fond memories.
Ayyy huh fugging puss was like duh pusses I've see befuh and aftuh my buddy Jeffrey Hollanduh get done wit dem in my fugging basement lol forcible hymen ruptures ayyooo.
Can you prove this audacious claim? Because I cannot imagine a multitalented, traditional, conservative, Christian, family values oriented man of God like Joe would spew such unadulterated FILTH about a family membe.r
23 comments
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-08-29
Any woman a friend or family member has fucked is off limits
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-08-29
Not for the Berber
1 WheelchairFred 2019-08-29
But any dudes are fair game.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-08-29
zing
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-08-29
Only by the merest good fortune that i never had a brother, im sure
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-08-29
i would fuck Dawn
1 quasi100 2019-08-29
http://opieandanthonyarchives.com/images_new/gallery/dawn/1.jpg
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-08-29
I've fucked worse.
1 ApprilFells 2019-08-29
That picture gives me jungle fever
1 CinemapocalypseNOW 2019-08-29
Spanx
1 Bdunn0 2019-08-29
This type of behavior is only common in certain cultures.
1 quasi100 2019-08-29
Nah, Truthfully? Back in the day she had a nice tight ass and pussy...nice tits too! ...very cute and very horny. The kinda white trash any brutha would enjoy blowing a load on/in. Yes, I did have one last go on their wedding night, but it was with her cousin Amy. She was in from CA for the wedding and told me later that Jen told her I was a great fuck. Fond memories.
1 paneracist 2019-08-29
Dude running a SlowBroJoe tribute account is one thing, but this is too dirt bag creepy even for me and I feel the need to intercede on /u/Doxxer100 behalf as this has crossed a moral line for me. Not only do I have douchechills but I'm doing the shuddering grimace ughhh face. Not even boomerfags condescend to that level of disrespectful braggadocio over nothing "conquests" but as funny as this parody work is, I bet there are actually some classless nothings who talk like this about white trash whores.
"Ayy she had a nice fffawkin pusss ayyy! All duh "bruthas" blew loads in huh and onhuh aguuush so dat tells yuh the calibuh of womunh I scraped by on during the primerib of my life. Ayy and even her fugging cummin cuzzin was down for some lovin right after I fucked the bride on huh wedding night! Fond memories. I'm duh shit."
In college, I slept with the niece of the Sultan of Brunei. I have no way to prove this, but it absolutely happened. While the sex wasn't the best, she was absolutely stunning, a wonderful woman, and a lot of fun. We still talk randomly and she's happily married to a total choad, but I sometimes wonder what my life would be like in that reality. Fond memories.
Ayyy huh fugging puss was like duh pusses I've see befuh and aftuh my buddy Jeffrey Hollanduh get done wit dem in my fugging basement lol forcible hymen ruptures ayyooo.
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-08-29
But Joe did say all those things
1 paneracist 2019-08-29
Can you prove this audacious claim? Because I cannot imagine a multitalented, traditional, conservative, Christian, family values oriented man of God like Joe would spew such unadulterated FILTH about a family membe.r
1 willfalls2 2019-08-29
Colin Quinn figures out Ant from day one. White trash millionaire from Long Island.
1 Poo-U 2019-08-29
Sicilian trash from Long Island are the natural enemy of Irish Brooklynites.
1 late_50s_why 2019-08-29
What about fucking your brothers girlfriends daughter
1 leedsjr 2019-08-29
You are?
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-08-29
Joke is on you. I married a woman my brother fucked and before that I jerked off to my cousin's panties.
1 TacolasCage 2019-08-29
For a black family, that's some white trash shit
1 Magnumdicksock 2019-08-29
Our schedules clashed
1 moneyonmymind727 2019-08-29
wish I could, but I'm a guy in his 60s who shamelessly takes money from my little brother because I have failed at life.