Listen up, short-squirt. I was hanging niggers in dramas on television and going around small comedy circuits and telling long winded monotonous stories that the audiences laughed at simply out of uncomfortable necessity and need to assume that what I’m saying is actually profound because I look tough and have tattoos and that turns women on and men think that it’s an acceptable means of qualifying for a short term loan of pussyjuice since before you were swimming in your daddy’s scroatsack.

Infact I’m so metal I don’t believe in proper punctuation or a means to let people reading my horseshit have any chance of actually comprehending half of the shit I say if they can’t understand what I’m talking about well that’s on them because I raised in a tough world and I ate nuts and bolts for breakfast lunch and dinner because I’m a tough son of a bitch.