Someone thought it was topical because of Kaepernick and Jim had to explain that it was a joke about oral sex.
Which is stupid because it's a play on the phrase "standing room only" but it takes more room to kneel than to stand. So if you have kneeling room you also have standing room.
Anyway he didn't explain the joke, he only alluded to it, because there's no set up and no punchline.
He was just daydreaming about sucking cocks when his manager asked him what to call his tour.
This is an absurd take. If not for his radio career, no one would have ever cared about him and he wouldn't have any of his specials. His jokes are the lamest, one-note pieces of shit over and over and he's completely off-putting to look at on-stage. As Colin once put it, about Jim's new special, "I thought it was even better when you did the same jokes as last time again but different" (pataphrasing).
Even when I was listening to the show, I never thought monster rain or any of his standup was funny. He was fucking hilarious on the radio but never on stage IMO
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1 alkiefuck 2019-08-27
never seen this one, i'd tell you if i had
oc?
1 StentFeznor 2019-08-27
Brand new.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-27
Tyfys
1 ChineseGuitars 2019-08-27
Hate to admit it, but Norton isn't a bellow-mediocre comedian. Doesn't hurt my soul that he can make a living doing stand-up.
But his on-going radio career is an affront to god.
1 suirogerg 2019-08-27
blink blink blink BIG CLIT AIDS TOE TRIGGER MEATY PUSSY blink blink blink wave arms twitch
1 late_50s_why 2019-08-27
MAH TRANNIE HOOKERS!!
1 Jungies 2019-08-27
KNEELING ROOM ONLY!
Shit, sorry - that was a real line of his.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-27
Someone thought it was topical because of Kaepernick and Jim had to explain that it was a joke about oral sex.
Which is stupid because it's a play on the phrase "standing room only" but it takes more room to kneel than to stand. So if you have kneeling room you also have standing room.
Anyway he didn't explain the joke, he only alluded to it, because there's no set up and no punchline.
He was just daydreaming about sucking cocks when his manager asked him what to call his tour.
1 JOE_CUMIA_IS_A_LOSER 2019-08-27
Norton sucks and you do too.
1 Iguckfoats 2019-08-27
ADDICTED TO ENEMAS.. Silence, wait for them to get the punch line, whacky face
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-08-27
This is an absurd take. If not for his radio career, no one would have ever cared about him and he wouldn't have any of his specials. His jokes are the lamest, one-note pieces of shit over and over and he's completely off-putting to look at on-stage. As Colin once put it, about Jim's new special, "I thought it was even better when you did the same jokes as last time again but different" (pataphrasing).
1 wurmspurmtsssss 2019-08-27
I ate some food. I have real gassers this morning! (Proceeds to over emphasize everything)
1 Smurfboy82 2019-08-27
Even when I was listening to the show, I never thought monster rain or any of his standup was funny. He was fucking hilarious on the radio but never on stage IMO
1 ShowpizzaBizbear 2019-08-27
There but for the grace of Dice go he.
1 JMueller2012 2019-08-27
Soda?!?! I’m an addict!
1 JMueller2012 2019-08-27
His awful porcupine fro is perfect here
1 ElFaporino 2019-08-27
*When getting Coffee* Just put mine right here right?! *slaps inside of arm* HAHAH
1 4stepsbackward 2019-08-27
Jim would need help dragging out a single pallet from the back.
1 n_mulen 2019-08-27
"What? I wasn't in the panty section. I was just walking to the canned soup aisle."
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1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-27
We all do. We wouldn't be stuck in this godless purgatory cycle if we had lives.
1 FudgeHolden 2019-08-27
I just imagine him squinting when he says: "but if you cross me".
1 ellencakehorn 2019-08-27
"Toast"? Was that Jim's name when he was in The Lords?
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-08-27
I thought he worked at Bradlee's... even worse than Walmart.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-08-27
JUST LIKE WITCH-ESS AT BLACK MASS-SES