I saw a video of a guy shooting himself in a police station.
Right before he shot himself he took a sip of water from a bottle on the table, put the cap back on( this is the part that drives me crazy, why fuck with the cap?), took piece out and blow his brains against the wall.
Was hoping it was gonna be the guys that got fucked to death by a horse but I think we both know that’d probably be able to take horse dick with no problems whatsoever
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1 suirogerg 2019-08-21
Subpoena.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-08-21
You really mutherfucked me...
1 BloviatingUdders 2019-08-21
Southern belly? Joes belly traverses all hemispheres and quadrants.
1 ElFaporino 2019-08-21
These instructions will just make Joe hungry
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-21
Would take Joe all day to hack through that flab.
Especially if he did it ceremonially with a potato peeler.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-08-21
Take him all day to read the instructions.
1 jjoharanyc1 2019-08-21
Belly Cross. "It takes guts".
Literally.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-08-21
That's translated from jap.
1 ManilajFive 2019-08-21
Can I be the Kaishakunin?
1 GroovyBastard 2019-08-21
I like how it instructs you to protect your hand from the blade by guarding it with scrap paper or your sleeve.
Because when it comes to carving your guts out, accidentally cutting your finger is what would really hurt.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-08-21
I saw a video of a guy shooting himself in a police station.
Right before he shot himself he took a sip of water from a bottle on the table, put the cap back on( this is the part that drives me crazy, why fuck with the cap?), took piece out and blow his brains against the wall.
1 GroovyBastard 2019-08-21
Lol I guess he was just being thoughtful. He didn't want people to have to clean up blood, brain matter AND spilled water too.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-08-21
Do ya?
1 StallonesGlassTable 2019-08-21
Was hoping it was gonna be the guys that got fucked to death by a horse but I think we both know that’d probably be able to take horse dick with no problems whatsoever