Petition to transfer the nickname of Tits from Opie to fatass Joe Cumia

141  2019-08-21 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

Sign off below if you agree. I present as reasoning for this petition Joe's big fat tits that sit on his big fat gut.

41 comments

1  lolercakesmcgee 2019-08-21

Make it so.

1  JamesJCrowe 2019-08-21

Seconded.

1  Alfred_Hitchcuck 2019-08-21

I third this.

1  throwawayoanda2017 2019-08-21

Fourthed

1  2Shirts4life 2019-08-21

I would have gone with Beefers given his bovine complexion and obsession with us, but I agree taking the name Tits from Opie and giving it to Joe seems like an appropriate and long overdue passing of the torch.

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-21

Beefers is also a good idea. We should use them both.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-21

Brother Beefers

1  killgav 2019-08-21

6th!

1  satanssockpuppet 2019-08-21

Uncle Udders

1  Cawdor 2019-08-21

Shut your fucking face Uncle Udder You’re a boner biting faggot Uncle Udder You’re an Uncle Udder, Yes it’s true Nobody has udders quite like you

1  snargfursk 2019-08-21

O&A AUDIO CONTEST!

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-21

"Yo E-rock! We got some new jingles to play this morning?"

1  985x 2019-08-21

https://i.imgur.com/xcS2UBb.png

1  Phantas_Magorical 2019-08-21

And it's done

1  gnosticprostate 2019-08-21

How bout teats

1  Single_Action_Army 2019-08-21

Not so sure Opie has lost those milkers...

1  Tashter 2019-08-21

Transfer!

1  Forgone-Conclusion 2019-08-21

"Tits and zits" still checks out

1  Twin-KSA-Turbo 2019-08-21

Maggot and faggot

1  Twin-KSA-Turbo 2019-08-21

Sissy and pissy

1  Vawsh 2019-08-21

Fuckin' A.

1  TR4UM4T1Z3D 2019-08-21

I sign

1  Mr_Hotshit 2019-08-21

We’re in uncharted waters here.

1  ButtFarts2019 2019-08-21

Why would anyone call Opie tits? He's a pretty slim guy, really stays in shape for his age.

Tits has always been a reference to that fat fuck Joe Cumia.

1  DentureChamp1488 2019-08-21

Opie is our ally, we've always been at war with "Tits" Cumia.

1  late_50s_why 2019-08-21

On the other hand Morton should be tits too

1  SpaceEdgesDom 2019-08-21

Subpoena (also not a pedophile)

1  TyCobbFuckParty 2019-08-21

PFG

1  Dick_donger 2019-08-21

A meeting of the council of elders must be called.

1  brmlb 2019-08-21

elders like benjamin_72 and baldopieraqio?

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-21

I agree to this amendment

1  Phkna1 2019-08-21

Sue got Cumia tits

1  snargfursk 2019-08-21

Good

1  JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-08-21

I was trying to get get Joe "Fat Tits" Cumia going. I saw a couple other people use it but it never really took off.

1  satanssockpuppet 2019-08-21

Joe "Moooobs" Cumia

1  Nuwanda84 2019-08-21

Those in favor of adopting the resolution mentioned in the title, say aye...Those opposed, say no.

Aye.

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-08-21

Joey Tits Cumio

1  MimiBeardsley2 2019-08-21

Agreed!

1  donald_kingsley 2019-08-21

Joe's earned the name, perhaps the only thing he's ever earned honestly in his life.

1  BergStonewall 2019-08-21

sniff

I don’t have tits

1  RacistPigeon 2019-08-21

Nope