He can’t afford or procure whores for his show anymore since bouncing a check on Lainie the sex trafficker. That bitch is ruthless.

They weren't born when he got married. Let that one sink in for a second.

That's what he told them too

You know he invited them over for karaoke in hopes to get them wasted enough to make some bad decisions .

“I have a pooooool...”

Look at how bumpy his face hahaha

It’s weird how in this picture it looks like he just wants to be one of the gals.

JEALOUSY...

Hey faggot tell your baby bro to enjoy twitter while he can ! 🤣🤣🤣🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

He has to pay for them to do that or else he'll end with something like you have.

How jealous do you think 🐜 gets that you get to go home to iggy pop every night?

Hey joe, did you drink water off your dads wop cock too? Punching out. PS- 2U has always sucked you hack

You mean how you're jealous that some of us have mother's?

Must be nice to have $$$

Hey joe, ya big quueeeeerrr!

You're right. I, too, wish that I had zero talent yet somehow landed a million dollar gig, but fucked it all up with my lack of self control. Maybe then I, too, could be squandered in obscurity, haunted by the memories of what used to be and what might have been. At least my brother has his own job and supports himself.

Didn't take much for you to come back pussy. I'll make sure to look up your gig dates.

Right as the real Joe hate starts to wane BAM! he comes back and reminds me i have emails to draft.

Joe,

What is anyone jealous of. Nobody is jealous of somebody who looks like used up car wash sponge. Nobody is jealous of a guy who has to put in his dentures to eat pussy. Nobody is jealous of a radio has-been who was on top of the world 19 years ago, only to reach depths of being a typical Fox News grandpa. Nobody is jealous of a guy who cried like a child when his model GF left him at a casino.

Additionally, nobody is jealous of a dude who beat up his twiggy girlfriend, bit her and fractured her rib. Nobody is jealous of fingering a 14 year old. (Well, maybe a few of you in here..) Nobody is jealous of poker nights with Fred and Big A. Looks like a fuckin' VA hall. Nobody is jealous of being a raging alcoholic and Xanax abuser.

The word you were looking for is "Embarrassment." Your brother is an embarrassment. What's to be jealous of really? Anthony is a lonely addict with zero purpose to his life except Twitter. The biggest guest Anthony has had in 5 years is Bob Kelly. And I mean that literally.

Are you projecting? Are YOU jealous? Is that the lifestyle you want for yourself? Getting fucked up on Bud Lite and Xannys, Tweeting until you pass out at 6am? I mean, I was in the mix for the while, I definately wasn't jealous, I peaced the fuck out of there pretty hard after the whole Kurt Love thing. Remember? That sex offender who was convicted for forced sodomy of a 13 year old girl? Maybe it will hit you harder if I mention the conviction instead of just "Kurt Love".

Have a conversation with me about that. Let's talk about Kurt Love, who he is and why he brought underage girls to your brothers house where I witnessed them being molested. Let's talk Joe, and get this all behind us. Do YOU have the guts? Or you just gonna take your cud and walk home like usual, you boomer pussy.

Aaaaahahahaha!!

Translation: You are far too big of a pussy to do this. Earn your allowance, do it.

You never have shit to say when Danny hits you with the facts, bovine brain.

I give this guy every opportunity in the world for him to shut me down, put me in my place, tell me how it really is..but no. Never.

One word answers. "Suck a dick." They guy can't articulate an argument that defends any of this. He can't articulate a defense for his brother or put it in terms that makes sense for people. He can't inject context to all the "lies". Nope. Just "Ahaha".

I'd say I'd crush you Joe, but I've already done that. I just gave you an opportunity to house me on your own terms and you turned THAT down. If you're gonna show up here and moo, put your cud where your 4 stomachs are and face me like the man you claim to be. Veteran. Father. I'm none of those things, yet here you are being a fucking gargantuan pussy.

Every. Single. Time.

Pussy.

Rocket, launch this guy into space.

Ah so the rocket is growing on you now? Or is this more Kabbalah Mr Dovid

tl;dr

Join the club of people who think I drink child spit at The Big Apple Ranch with Kurt Love with another wall of text, Danny. Everyone who knows me knows I actually like the child feces

Sub gets 0. He gets less.

How late for school is your daughter today?

Let me check the time on the sex tape I made with your mom.

Did you film that during the 5 years you didn't visit your ailing mother? Was that before or after you hit your ex-wife with a frying pan? Did you take a break while filming to call into Ron and Fez and not realize they were making fun of you?

I like how we mention his daughter and his first response references a sex tape.

Instead you just report every post on the sub, including u/theblueawning's comments right now. You're abusing Reddit's reporting system and that only hurts you.

Meanwhile you shadowban anyone that makes a post about Danny. Fuck yourself.

Yeah, don't shut me down or anything. Don't make excellent arguments to win your case. Just give me less than zero as I fuck your face in.

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Hahaha Joes getting verbally face fucked.

It’d be a huge change from being literally face fucked.

Give him what he gets at the Big Apple Ranch.

DANNY: DROP THE FUCKING GISELLE TEXTS. END THE CUMIAS. ESPECIALLY JOE.

Why do you think I have texts from Anthony to a little girl? Dani Brand had them. Go ask her.

Sub gets 0.

"Zero"? You're giving us 150%, dummy. This is probably the hardest you've worked in your entire life.

I hate it when I have to side with david.

“Youre anthony Cumias brother and someones got something to say to you”

You're so pathetically retarded.

Joe Cumia once broke into a maternity ward, killed all the babies, then rounded up all the grieving parents and split them up by gender (which there are only 2 of btw according to Joe Cumia). He then rented out a wood chipper which he forced black children to wheel in against their will. He then threw the group of fathers and black children into the wood chipper and sprayed the group of mothers with the blood and guts that poured from the machine. There was so much that each and every mother drowned in the resulting black child and newborn father gore. Joe Cumia, thrilled with what he had just done, jumped on top of the machine, ripped his clothes off, then jacked off to the scene of it all - his ejaculate completely landing in the pool of blood, gore, and dead bodies. He then ran across the street, still completely naked, and raped 69,420 gay Mexicans.

This is why people call you smooth brain.

You really come off like a pussy here, Joe.

This needs its own post.

Danny coming in hot

Bait him by organizing a Q&A. We'll ask salty questions.
Guaranteed he'll come out of the woodwork (or the closet).

/u/nwordcountbot

Thank you for the request, comrade.

doxxer100 has not said the N-word yet.

Technically not true. I remember when he said we were "niggering it up". It was on the old sub so it was deleted.

You've been here all day abusing Reddit's reporting system again, you unemployed fatass. Sadly for the world YOU AND ANTHONY ARE PUBLIC FIGURES and it IS NOT "targeted harassment" to discuss you here. Get a job, loser.

Hey War Hero Joe, I'm a big fan. How much for a signed copy of Rotgut: Live at the Apollo? I'm actually not fucking with you. Send me a private message, I know you know how.

I thought you were done here child spit swiller? Or were you speaking about dusty off Carol?

Fuck you moo cow.

Zits and Tits.

Nice whores, stupid.

Ant is the fucking definition of human garbage. But why do women WANT to be preyed upon? They're 1/4 of the fucking problem. 3/4 being Ant's pedophilia.

I expected better green screen from the Nightmare on Elm Street remake.

Rebel Lynn must be partying pretty hard. She's 22 years old and looks like she's pushing 40. Co-fucking-CAINE!