Praise be to him

42  2019-08-19 by MacJInTheBay

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The father the hot tub and the holy blowjob

And the sacred rose garden.

Thou shalt not suggest medication, unless thou wants a fucking bat to the side of thy head.

[✓] Deserves to be blown

One of his miracles is making women fly

Can also turn a ladies eye color from brown to Black AND Blue

Is Troy a disciple?

Blown after the Jacuzzi... not even once

....maybe ONCE

I deserve to be blown, first, before the fucking Jacuzzi! OK? I’ll burn the goddamn house down, but blow me first!

I hate Jews as well

Jim Norton actually thinks him and Mel are equals hahaha