My favorite thing about AntH is that he'll be dead of heart failure sometime in the next few years. That or he'll drunkenly drown in his pool.

39  2019-08-17 by Jim-sucks-shit

Keith will then steal all the money leaving JoeyH and his cryptkeeper ghoul with nothing.

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It's been said before, but I echo that I can't wait to see Mr Nigel Iggers condolences on whatever "white" trash memorial page is set up in memory.

you know you're bad when you dont even get the "honor" of being white trash without sarcastic quotes

Having a public guest book thing at that time was proof that both Cumia brothers are in fact infallible geniuses.

It was funny as fuck though.

He's still hilarious!

Long live Nigel Igger

So that was the bit...

That plus one brother or the other wearing a CoD shirt & pretending to squeeze their sister's tit. Weird bit indeed

i know you guys will straighten & be respectful when ant’s time comes. it ain’t proper to talk bad about the dead

9 year olds dude...

Agreed 100%. The downfall of JoeH after AntH's inevitable early benzodiazepine/alcohol induced cardiac arrest/death is coming soon. I'm serious. As fucked as Joe is, AntH is dying first 99% odds even though he is younger. It's gonna be quite the saga.

What a time to be alive, eh

"I got a stent!"

After he dies, they'll come to bulldoze The Compound, freeing a horde of crying 13 year olds from the basement.

Like Rodney King

KeitH will probably broadcast his funeral

I’d actually torrent that.

That will be a great content day for the sub

I had a next door neighbor drunkenly drown in her pool one night when I was young and playing Return To Castle Wolfenstein on a 56k modem. We all thought the husband may have guided her into the pool that night and gotten away with murder.

Oh just wait for the Twitter wars between Keith the Cop and Brother Joe

Vultures squawking over a booze soaked carcass for all of our enjoyment

My money's on AntH having a stroke.

His obit will say, "He had a pool."

Ich bin rreeeiiiiccchhhhtttt!!!!!

To see Anth’s little faggot body in a court-ordered plywood casket. LoL’z

Ant is not lucky enough to die soon. The universe will see to it that Ant has to flounder along for the rest of his days, pretending to be famous and paying his older brother's $60k annuity. Joe will live in diapers until he's 100 and will expect every dime up until that point. Ant will die 4 months after Joe dies and his corpse will be eaten by either Beavis no. 3 or Big A.

It'll be hilarious.

Can't wait for Joe or Keith to pull a "Shatner" just like how Nana jokes about

yes, I can’t wait for him to die. It’s what I live for.