My favorite thing about AntH is that he'll be dead of heart failure sometime in the next few years. That or he'll drunkenly drown in his pool.
39 2019-08-17 by Jim-sucks-shit
Keith will then steal all the money leaving JoeyH and his cryptkeeper ghoul with nothing.
26 comments
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-08-17
It's been said before, but I echo that I can't wait to see Mr Nigel Iggers condolences on whatever "white" trash memorial page is set up in memory.
1 Richard_C_Power 2019-08-17
you know you're bad when you dont even get the "honor" of being white trash without sarcastic quotes
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-08-17
Having a public guest book thing at that time was proof that both Cumia brothers are in fact infallible geniuses.
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-08-17
It was funny as fuck though.
He's still hilarious!
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-08-17
Long live Nigel Igger
1 Phkna1 2019-08-17
So that was the bit...
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-08-17
That plus one brother or the other wearing a CoD shirt & pretending to squeeze their sister's tit. Weird bit indeed
1 rdoran93 2019-08-17
i know you guys will straighten & be respectful when ant’s time comes. it ain’t proper to talk bad about the dead
1 poteauhayes 2019-08-17
9 year olds dude...
1 Richard_C_Power 2019-08-17
Agreed 100%. The downfall of JoeH after AntH's inevitable early benzodiazepine/alcohol induced cardiac arrest/death is coming soon. I'm serious. As fucked as Joe is, AntH is dying first 99% odds even though he is younger. It's gonna be quite the saga.
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-08-17
What a time to be alive, eh
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-08-17
"I got a stent!"
1 4stepsbackward 2019-08-17
After he dies, they'll come to bulldoze The Compound, freeing a horde of crying 13 year olds from the basement.
1 hollygothic 2019-08-17
Like Rodney King
1 RealTonySchiavone 2019-08-17
KeitH will probably broadcast his funeral
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-08-17
I’d actually torrent that.
1 Phkna1 2019-08-17
That will be a great content day for the sub
1 Justsomeapple4 2019-08-17
I had a next door neighbor drunkenly drown in her pool one night when I was young and playing Return To Castle Wolfenstein on a 56k modem. We all thought the husband may have guided her into the pool that night and gotten away with murder.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-08-17
Oh just wait for the Twitter wars between Keith the Cop and Brother Joe
Vultures squawking over a booze soaked carcass for all of our enjoyment
1 A_Real_OG_Readmore 2019-08-17
My money's on AntH having a stroke.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-08-17
His obit will say, "He had a pool."
1 OpieHasTits 2019-08-17
Ich bin rreeeiiiiccchhhhtttt!!!!!
1 Joe_Cumias_DD214 2019-08-17
To see Anth’s little faggot body in a court-ordered plywood casket. LoL’z
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-08-17
Ant is not lucky enough to die soon. The universe will see to it that Ant has to flounder along for the rest of his days, pretending to be famous and paying his older brother's $60k annuity. Joe will live in diapers until he's 100 and will expect every dime up until that point. Ant will die 4 months after Joe dies and his corpse will be eaten by either Beavis no. 3 or Big A.
It'll be hilarious.
1 DarkhawkAlpha 2019-08-17
Can't wait for Joe or Keith to pull a "Shatner" just like how Nana jokes about
1 brmlb 2019-08-17
yes, I can’t wait for him to die. It’s what I live for.