No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning...

1  2019-09-12 by 1073WAAF

Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz. meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I've been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years...Lower back fucked up, can't bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I'm laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass...

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow...cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into "fat burning mode" (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING...and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient. šŸ˜ŽšŸ‘

(No offense AIDS patients...) šŸ˜¬

Goal- 210lbs... PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6'1" helps big time.

18 comments

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

Is there anywhere I can bet against Joe's weightloss?

BetDSI and MyBookie are refusing to take my action.

I hope he puts himself into fat burning mode by jumping into a fire.

Rump roast

stupid gay nigger

At least he's fit

Donā€™t forget, he also got the crypt keeper.

Thank you for your service.

As soon as I saw ā€œNo bacon, egg, cheese on a rollā€ I almost recited the whole thing in its entirety. Joe, youā€™re such a buffoon.

You guys may laugh, but heā€™s now as svelte as Nana during her Tunisian knife fighting days.

Joe lays outside to tan? Fucking grody.

Heā€™s an extremely mentally ill person who cares more about Facebook likes from people he went to High School with than anything else in his stupid existence

I love how he congratulates himself on a job well done before even attempting it.

Cant even keep his word to himself. Just like when he he says he is done with this place for the 82nd time.

So so so so so so he can give up cocaine - a physiologically addictive substance - but not bacon and egg rolls? Heā€™s more of a dribbling vagina than his not wife material hag loverā€™s gushing cunt.

i am almost under 300 pounds for the first time since i was a teenager because of the brother joe keto diet. he is right that anyone can do it. i make keto tendies with almonds and ranch or mayo to #diiiiiip every night!

what does keto crew eat for desert? i really want some ice cream or some cake!

If you would like to enter Fat Burning Mode like Old Joey, be sure to consult his recipe for this slimming treat:

https://www.allrecipes.com/personal-recipe/64756847/old-joeys-green-eggs-and-ham/

feels like I'm laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass...

This doesnā€™t get brought up enough. Joe really is a monumental faggot.

No food after 8pm? Like that's even a 'diet' that's a normal day isn't it?