He lazily had his anorexic, aspy Adderall junkie girlfriend write many of his "jokes" for him, so that bombing and her snooping in his phone and finding out about "Sue Lightning" (and his booze and Xanax abuse) is what put him over the edge. That Big Jay Roast really was his final undoing and led to his "rock bottom". And he still won't admit he bombed. During his loser brother's shitty McMansion basement roast he still insisted he was "hilarious" at that Big Jay Roast.
Next time they should just set up a phone onstage so Nana can tweet his hilarious rejoinders and witty observations to the crowd, as on Twitter he's just bursting with confidence and that big-dick energy. In real life, though, there just aren't enough extra shirts to hide his anxiety and ninny-ness.
9 comments
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-09-11
I think you’d have to. It’s like telling everyone you’re 6’ tall when you’re clearly 5’2”
1 ElFaporino 2019-09-11
Exactly. You don't have to admit what people are with their own two eyes
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-09-11
it's like telling Milla Jovovich you're 6'1" when you're clearly 5'10"
1 CakesCommaJohnny 2019-09-11
He lazily had his anorexic, aspy Adderall junkie girlfriend write many of his "jokes" for him, so that bombing and her snooping in his phone and finding out about "Sue Lightning" (and his booze and Xanax abuse) is what put him over the edge. That Big Jay Roast really was his final undoing and led to his "rock bottom". And he still won't admit he bombed. During his loser brother's shitty McMansion basement roast he still insisted he was "hilarious" at that Big Jay Roast.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-09-11
He was hilarious, just not in the way he was trying.
1 joemoomia 2019-09-11
It's what happens when a radio shock-jock's second banana tries to assume the lead role. Sidekick forever, forever a sidekick.
1 bwaitforitjones 2019-09-11
It doesn't matter, I'm still hilarious
1 Bdunn0 2019-09-11
How many hypothetical xanax and Bud Lights did I have before I went on stage?
1 joemoomia 2019-09-11
Next time they should just set up a phone onstage so Nana can tweet his hilarious rejoinders and witty observations to the crowd, as on Twitter he's just bursting with confidence and that big-dick energy. In real life, though, there just aren't enough extra shirts to hide his anxiety and ninny-ness.