The fault in this line of thinking is that boiled hotdog brain Joe can recognize futility.

After a lifetime of it you'd think he'd be familiar by now.

They call him Frankfurter Joe

*Bratsworst Nightmare

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He won't. He views it as a noble pursuit because we are 'harassing his girlfriend and daughter,' which AFAIK, no one is going on Carol's social media accounts and harassing her. I don't think the non-legitimately mentally ill of us would ever do that to Layla. Nor have we showed up at his house or places of worship (I NEED that cease and desist post btw).

The hypocrisy is completely lost on him, though, that the "Pests" who provided his allowance did incalculably waaaay worse to the social pages of the Jocktober victims or whoever Anth decided to point the targeted harassment towards.

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That's another hilarious aspect of it. The Cumias just don't see the delicious irony in being irritated and annoyed by a bunch of bored weirdos, which was their very bread and butter at one time. Whip 'Em Out, Joe!

user reports: 1: It's targeted harassment at me

Right now he's hard at work on his new Subreddit Theory Of Everything, which will at long last fully explain how Boomers, with the help of Gen Xers and Millennials, have carefully orchestrated a painstakingly planned campaign of abysmal harassment and subterfuge. Once complete, he will finally gain the upper hand against these abysmal basement dwellers and kiddies.