Imagine the humiliation of having over a thousand random internet men dedicating 24 hours a day mocking your mummified girlfriend.

64  2019-09-11 by Snake_____86

You'll never get rid of us, you cow-brained slob.

20 comments

1  fawwkyeah 2019-09-11

Joe basically writes the jokes for us, ”DURRR I GOT THE GIRL, SHE’S A SQUIRTER”

1  Snake_____86 2019-09-11

SHE’S A SQUIRTER

He actually said that? I thought that was a goof that was made up.

She may have squirted when she was taking Black dong. But she ain't squirting with his retarded potato peeling pecker.

1  985x 2019-09-11

Nope. He really said it. And he really thought telling us his elderly girlfriend is incontinent was bragging.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-09-11

I believe the exact wording was:

NEWSFLASH: she's a squirter.

1  Snake_____86 2019-09-11

It must be the formaldehyde.

1  Knife_rapist 2019-09-11

Nigga ribs

1  mvcv114 2019-09-11

NEWSLASH: she a leaker.

1  fawwkyeah 2019-09-11

All of the memes here are based in reality, which makes them ten times funnier

1  JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-11

Someone just found some inspiration for his next work of art

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-09-11

Her squirting glands are about to burst, so she goes to beg joe to get off of the computer and come to bed and sees this on the screen 💀

1  DigitalTorque 2019-09-11

Squirt glands?

you mean her bladder?

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-09-11

No females have nuts and they bust just like dudes. According to human anatomy expert J. Colleen Cumia.

1  DigitalTorque 2019-09-11

i’ve had “gushers” before, it’s a build up of lubricant fluuuuids that can come out. but “squirting” is just piss.

Carrol just pisses herself and Joe thinks he’s beating that pussy up, but he’s just getting pissed on.

1  OutlawMemer 2019-09-11

Joe thinks he’s beating that pussy up, but he’s just getting pissed on.

This statement describe's his entire existence.

1  iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-09-11

I vote for now we refer to him as J. Colleen

1  late_50s_why 2019-09-11

Collen Hefner

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-09-11

James Hefner's middle name is Kathleen.

1  PhishInVa2 2019-09-11

Joe probably has had 1000 ravenous random internet strangers in his life. #BigAppleyLove

1  daveyistheman 2019-09-11

But in reality, it's no wonder that she squirts.

Joe just shoves his gigantic hotdog head up her cunt and goes to town.

1  Reaux_Chambeaux 2019-09-11

You would really have to be a complete, total, utter fuckup in life to be in the situation described by the title of this thread.

You would almost have to be doing it on purpose.