REMINDER: Anthony Cumia lost his virginity to an alleged female prostitute named Buzz. Bought and paid for by his father.

16  2019-09-10 by AmberBeard

Family values.

9 comments

"Buzz" that sounds like a typical nickname for a girl.

It has been established that it was Joe Sr in a wig

As an addendum: his father was also a faggot.

Really? I thought a man abandoning his wife and children to move to the opposite side of the country and play cowboy with a bunch of other men was what regular, heterosexual men did?!

Joe Sr's life story inspired the writer of Brokeback Mountain.

Broke Black Mountain

Trash ass family

Just like Rocky Dennis

And now, unable to form relationships with actual adult women and too old to coerce skinny teenage coke whores to stay at his "compound", Nana masturbates to children's TV shows to satiate his disturbing urges. And soon his Twitter addiction will leave his fingers too gnarled and arthritic to even do that.

At thirteen nonetheless.