This community continues to prove that it's a fucking magical place.
The Urban Dictionary definition was just some run of the mill low effort shit post, the person who wrote probably completely forgot about 2 days after posting it, and by a stroke of sheer unexplainable wonder it turned into, this.
The Urban Dictionary thing is way funnier with context. Joe had several gay & pointless contributions he wanted on UD & tried to get his "people" on social media to upvote his stuff. He kept trying & failing until this BJ entry (now a thriving coffee shop/cafe) immediately skyrocketed to the top, ruining Joe's enjoyment of UD forever. Underrated bit, imo.
Oh I know, I just thought I'd throw in the backstory for anyone who might not remember how funny it was. As far as I know, no one ever claimed their fame for the 500k+ bot upvotes that brought this wonderful cafe into existence. Joe wanted it so bad & it was ruined so very thoroughly
Not to burst your bubble or anything, but this was a sub wide effort that employed the use of bots and lasted for more than a day. People had a goal in mind for it when they started it.
That's even better! Hard work paid off. That's the God damn American Way! I would like to take this time to congratulate my fellow brothermen on an outstanding job well done.
We're winning this war, but it ain't over till we bury 'em! Give 'em hell boys. We got a hell of a lot more fight where that came from.
With the sub bannings I never understood that this bitch ACTUALLY named the place after the Urban Dictionary definition. I just thought it was some coincidence. This is fucking fantastic. We've upgraded from Panera to actually naming businesses.
24 comments
1 HARVEST_AREA 2019-09-10
A woman who uses a frying pan to create good eats using the nickname of a man who prefers to slam them into some bitches skull.
1 FourzyLogo 2019-09-10
Now I want to see someone make a yin-yang symbol with frying pans. I'd buy that coffee table so fast.
1 Palmdale__Chimp 2019-09-10
Every new major revelation brings a new sub. It's like dawning of a new age.
1 ZombieRoeCumia 2019-09-10
We just passed though the ice age, brotherman. And Joe is a dead, smelly Mammoth.
1 ThankYou_Comrade 2019-09-10
I only signed up for the suicide pact
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-09-10
Did Joe ever comment on this either through deleted comments or social media?
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-09-10
No but you can be sure he'll harass her.
1 late_50s_why 2019-09-10
He’s expecting residual I will bet
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-10
He'll offer to talk it over with her at Starbucks
1 wbgreen 2019-09-10
I hope she posts his 1200 word, single paragraph on the cafe's Facebook page.
1 MattyDrumm 2019-09-10
Real ass cunt of the week
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-10
Which Kate Bush songs give you goosebumps tho?
1 wbgreen 2019-09-10
She's going to make more money off Joe's name than Joe has ever been able.
1 FourzyLogo 2019-09-10
This community continues to prove that it's a fucking magical place.
The Urban Dictionary definition was just some run of the mill low effort shit post, the person who wrote probably completely forgot about 2 days after posting it, and by a stroke of sheer unexplainable wonder it turned into, this.
Magic.
1 ThankYou_Comrade 2019-09-10
500k upvotes later and Brother Joe has entered public lexicon slowly replacing “leech” and “dependent adult male”
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-09-10
The Urban Dictionary thing is way funnier with context. Joe had several gay & pointless contributions he wanted on UD & tried to get his "people" on social media to upvote his stuff. He kept trying & failing until this BJ entry (now a thriving coffee shop/cafe) immediately skyrocketed to the top, ruining Joe's enjoyment of UD forever. Underrated bit, imo.
1 FourzyLogo 2019-09-10
I'm not shitting on the post, I was just trying to highlight the intent of the person who posted it.
"Maybe this will get a few upvotes, maybe not, welp, I've got a life to live."
No on could have predicted this level of success for such little input, it's like winning the lottery.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-09-10
Oh I know, I just thought I'd throw in the backstory for anyone who might not remember how funny it was. As far as I know, no one ever claimed their fame for the 500k+ bot upvotes that brought this wonderful cafe into existence. Joe wanted it so bad & it was ruined so very thoroughly
1 Killgore 2019-09-10
Not to burst your bubble or anything, but this was a sub wide effort that employed the use of bots and lasted for more than a day. People had a goal in mind for it when they started it.
1 FourzyLogo 2019-09-10
That's even better! Hard work paid off. That's the God damn American Way! I would like to take this time to congratulate my fellow brothermen on an outstanding job well done.
We're winning this war, but it ain't over till we bury 'em! Give 'em hell boys. We got a hell of a lot more fight where that came from.
NeverDie #JusticeforAbe #feednana
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-09-10
It was some Hilary shit that, like everything else he's done, failed.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-09-10
The only one I remember was "Hillarhea," though he had a few equally clever entries.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-10
I really can't believe this is true
It's somehow more amazing than everything else
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-09-10
With the sub bannings I never understood that this bitch ACTUALLY named the place after the Urban Dictionary definition. I just thought it was some coincidence. This is fucking fantastic. We've upgraded from Panera to actually naming businesses.