Anyone else genuinely bothered by Carl’s death?

1  2019-09-22 by Sergeant_Joseph_Spud

Like he was an unhealthy fatso who was insecure about his massive bald head, but at the end of the day he was still a good dude I could see myself having a beer with.

And at 44?! Jesus, remember to take care of yourselves everyone.

Why couldn’t it have been Joe or Nana?

65 comments

9  FrancinesToiletBaby 2019-09-22

Can’t say I’m bothered by it, but Bob Kelly definitely should be

3  I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-09-22

He still has his ninth fat to go through. He'll be fine.

1  cro-magnon_sam 2019-09-22

Good ole blobby

8  AntsFailingCareer 2019-09-22

Always sad to lose a fellow brothaman sniff

3  Belchides 2019-09-22

we're all dust in the wind brothaman

2  ellencakehorn 2019-09-22

When the Java Log finally burns out...

7  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-09-22

Live by the food. Die by the food.

7  PatricksWaterheadBro 2019-09-22

Agreed. I didn’t care much for his brand of humor or entertainment, but he seemed like an okay dude. Do we know the cause of death??

4  I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-09-22

Autopsy report says it was fat.

1  MrFeedYoNana 2019-09-22

I heard he was snorting lines of bacon bits when the Lord called him home

6  TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-09-22

I’ll be drinking some cheap booze and doing some rails in his honor tonight.

I’d be doing it anyways but now I feel like I have a purpose. #ruizing

14  BergStonewall 2019-09-22

Lil’ taste. Lil’ taste.

2  G4YN1GG3R 2019-09-22

Ruizing In Peace

1  ellencakehorn 2019-09-22

In Memoriam

"Memoriam" is the anatomical term for the nostril, right?

1  YeahIGotAFace 2019-09-22

Got a bottle of Beam white because I hate myself, didn't get any blow because everything around me is gonna have fent in it and I don't hate myself that much.

1  2hawt2sexxxi 2019-09-22

Same.

Buttttt I just called my guy

1  YeahIGotAFace 2019-09-22

I'm actually jealous. All my guys got locked up or died, and I'm not about to go ask the horses of junkies for their hookups.

6  NikkisBull 2019-09-22

Up until it started being reported by shit like People, tweeted by Opie and Guy Fieri, I thought it was just a publicity stunt or whatever for La Cubana, or whatever the fuck he called his second restaurant.

Honestly, yeah, I am bothered a bit. I've already said it, but even though he was fun to bash, did anyone ever do it with genuine malice? I doubt it. I always appreciated him for, if nothing else, engaging with online communities. Whether it was his fans, or degenerates like us, he could engage in online culture and not think anything of it.

He's cooking Reubens for Qadan and Marma now.

5  50sSpaceProgram 2019-09-22

He seemed like a good egg. Definitely should've been Joe or Ant.

5  TurningFrogsGay 2019-09-22

Truth be told, our abuse generally centered on the mid life crisis that was the concept of ruizing. Beyond that, nobody actually hated the guy. Maybe in the extreme Opie hate days...

12  NortheastPhilly 2019-09-22

We definitely hated the dude for real at one point. But that Opie, Sherrod, Carl clownshow was legitimately infuriating. Its a chapter that many converted brothermen like to forget

9  BergStonewall 2019-09-22

We New Testament now tbhwybm.

4  TheElDan 2019-09-22

We not even talking about Vic Henley anymore?

3  TurningFrogsGay 2019-09-22

We’ve matured to photoshopping Joe Cumia’s face onto hot dogs. The sub’s clearly passed you by.

1  GloryHolejoeH 2019-09-22

Wait it's Welfare Joe Cumie body and face just photoshoped buns and mustard on it.

1  CoolAIDSman69 2019-09-22

That guy's just a civilian who sells meat out of a van. We don't want to get this sub banned by talking about him.

1  StuntPeckah 2019-09-22

The meat salesman? Never heard of him.

2  GloryHolejoeH 2019-09-22

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

1  NewbornFleshlight 2019-09-22

Just a hang brotha man

5  Skip4play 2019-09-22

We gave him shit, he laughed it off and kept being weird. I never really hated the guy just provided plenty to talk shit about. I also liked when he was annoyed with opie.

5  TheWelfareMan 2019-09-22

I don't know about genuinely bothered but I am pretty bummed.

2  fourStrokes1900 2019-09-22

Would you tell us if you were otherwise, tho?

1  I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-09-22

I'm still not convinced he's dead. I heard about it here so I'll forever have doubts.

5  A_Real_OG_Readmore 2019-09-22

Today we mourn a true brotherman.

4  I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-09-22

Opie's for real gonna be so sad today.

:'(

2  billdipshitbellamy 2019-09-22

There's a tear in my grapefruit beer. Fawk....

5  PatrickisaFag 2019-09-22

He seemed like a good dude and took the OG sub’s bashing in stride. He didn’t act like a little bitch about it, unlike a Cumia.

5  TheKingOfNeverLose 2019-09-22

Yeah. It’s obvious many people involved in this subreddit probably don’t make the healthiest decisions. You guys need to stay alive so you can fulfill your greater purpose.... Convincing some fat nobody in Wisconsin he’s not important.

3  ants_ccw_permit 2019-09-22

Yeah it's very sad. Seems like he lived a good life, at least.

3  notasodomite 2019-09-22

I didn't like or dislike Carl I just never paid attention to the guy. If he was friends with Opie he was probably a genuine dude.

2  fourStrokes1900 2019-09-22

agreed. RIP in peace

3  Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-09-22

Bob Kelly is about to be 50, at the weight he’s at.

Nigga should be scared.

2  Teddy_Bundyy 2019-09-22

No more sausage egg and cheese on a roll...

1  GloryHolejoeH 2019-09-22

*bacon

2  Dennyislife 2019-09-22

No

2  Infamous_P_I_G 2019-09-22

RIP. Condolences to Opie and the Podsquad!

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1  late_50s_why 2019-09-22

If only his teeth wasn’t gapped and yellow

1  Belchides 2019-09-22

rip brotherman

1  CamMoses 2019-09-22

I can get hating on faggot leech Joe , waiting for his death. But not nana . I still have hope for the dope

1  Hokaido251 2019-09-22

Yep. That poor bastard did nothing to deserve it. Just a retard living happy life.

1  Killa-Ku 2019-09-22

I don't give a fucking shit to be completely honest witcha

1  Separate_Possibility 2019-09-22

honestly, he was the only part of the opie broadcasts I found entertaining. Otherwise it was some weird guy walking and talking to himself about being a victim.

he was alright.

1  MiniChipper 2019-09-22

We weren't that close

1  Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2019-09-22

Yea it’s kinda sad. He had a brush with the sub and took his abuse well. That’s young to die of a heart attack and I feel bad for the brothaman ☹️

1  cro-magnon_sam 2019-09-22

Sucks for his kids.

1  MrFeedYoNana 2019-09-22

I never really knew anything about him besides his stupid clothes and hats. I never listened to Opie'a podcast and don't watch cooking shows.

Still, always sad to see a fellow alcoholic glutton perish at the exact age everyone thinks he will. It makes Artie's life all the more offensive.

1  TheMaestro2 2019-09-22

holy fuck i thought this was just a bit wow

1  cherry_pink 2019-09-22

The time to be bothered by it was when he started posting his daily eating habits on Twitter. It was the world's longest suicide note.

1  Bigchile123 2019-09-22

Not really, the sub gave him ms chip person and he got to fucked that mess. He was repaid.

1  spolrak123 2019-09-22

He seemed like a good guy at least, fat guys are usually, in Italy we have a saying that says “almeno non morde” that means at least he doesn’t bite, which means if you look like shit at least you don’t bite( your girlfriend’s hand), he is ruizing in heaven with al Capone and marlon Brando

-1  mikejmarvin 2019-09-22

It's just a Mexican

2  Belchides 2019-09-22

sniffffffffff he was da mad cuban!

-4  Ranger_Drumpf 2019-09-22

Nah. What a shitty faggot ethnic. Ruiz in a box, rest in piss.

1  RoeRoeRoeYourJoe 2019-09-22

HA HA HOLEEEEE SHITTT! RUIZ IN A BOX! Edgy, man.