We're still here, child

1  2019-09-19 by PatricksWaterheadBro

5 comments

Look at those thick sausagey fingers. Dude is definitely blowing out Adrienne's sidewalls

Adrienne got fucking sick and tired of looking at Fat Pats millenium falcon models and decided to get rid of him and get a millenium falcon girthed man.

That's the knife he both shaves, and eats apples with. #ActualToughGuy

This man will take your wife, then your life, child.

Can you imagine how badly and how quick he would beat the living shit out of our fat friend? He’d probably only use theatrical, high-flying, professional wrestling finishers while Pat kept screaming, “I’m a bitch!!! I’m a bitch!!!” over and over again.